Welcome to Upper Glidtop!

Upper Glidtop is known for the following resources:

• A blessed grave yard inhabited by poisonous crows that are visited frequently by witches.
• Scarce new coconut harvests that are feared by children.
• Vast defenseless chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by kittens.

• Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Special attire required. Contact Haalenssa Eythereye.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Davey Petering.
• Help Needed: I have grigs in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Donic MacColnson.
• Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen magic candle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Trurm Cleaverhand.
• Help! Looking for work? Someone stole my golden skill. Find the louse, dead or alive. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Davry Roseerton.
• I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Prior experience required. Contact Ghrira for more details.
• Help! Missing ring of wishes. We suspect lizards are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Larnallleu Baequihunter.
• Waepne has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Terinand Skyganthi for further details.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Alenalssa Aleawater to learn more.
• Help! Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Will pay in gold. Contact Be Simplesister for more details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Bat if intrigued.
• Required: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Safety not guaranteed. No previous experience required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Vor.
• Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of wishes. Will reward you with a land deed. No previous experience required. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Uduk Eaglebranch.

• Adaeno Cogglegauge is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled seamstress. She appears skeptical.
• Tom Triggertonk is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled lawyer. She appears chatty.
• Bongles Cogglecog is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a decent jailer. He appears boastful.
• Yorkon Hawkmead is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled tavern. He appears patronizing.
• Micke Corngham is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent dyer. She appears gosipy.
• Doney Staner is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted chickenbutcher. It appears drunken.
• Kiagan Electroscope is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked collier. She appears fashion concious.
• Don Blackham is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned bather. She appears cautious.
• Jamry Danall is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled good samaritan. He appears trusting.
• Jamey Southville is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked haymerchant. She appears gambling.
• Mickry Dilton is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent baker. He appears skeptical.
• Mickry VanGiacofield is a male human who is known in the region as being a decent teamster. He appears spiteful.
• Bontsy Cogglefiz is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled salter. He appears healthy.
• Done Jameden is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled saddler. He appears outlandish.
• Dones Tramliffe is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent magic dealer. He appears chatty.
• Beaina Electroscope is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary teacher. He appears giddy.

• Daves Brall, an efficient female half-orc. She is a fighter who is finding a missing sibling.
• Alevartel Evenleaf, a smug female elf. She is a warrior who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Don Bartt, a territorial male half-elf. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Kroglub Headripper, an intimidating male half-orc. He is a rogue who is fleeing a natural disaster.
• Adadely Fatbot, a clumsy male halfling. He is a fighter who is finding a missing artifact.
• Ada Millgold, an easily offended female halfling. She is a bard who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Falda Kaesewax, a pacifistic male halfling. He is a monk who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Grumdal Ivoryear, a pacifistic male dwarf. He is an expert who is doing something amazing.
• Jam Corworth, a resentful male human. He is a warrior who is traveling with an important person.

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Glidtop:

• The Twin Elf Enchanters [+] The Twin Elf Enchanters is a small, damp-looking alchemy shop. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a spiteful gnome named Junita Rocketbolt. The alchemy shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell damp earth, you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There are 5 customers in the alchemy shop. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Old Greyhound Fine Bows [+] The Old Greyhound Fine Bows is a huge, cluttered-looking bowyer. The building faces northeast with three windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a battle-ready half-dwarf named Joes Francall. The bowyer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the bowyer. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Twins Dry Goods [+] The Crazy Twins Dry Goods is an average sized, dirty-looking grocery store. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and two windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a conspirational gnome named Jenxie Wobbjet. The grocery store is known for varying prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the grocery store. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Elf Lodge [+] The Wobbly Elf Lodge is a small, filthy-looking inn. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a quiet half-dwarf named Morrin Irongrave. The inn is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the inn. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Demon Mill [+] The Happy Demon Mill is a huge, clean-looking mill. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an egotistical half-dwarf named Joic Whiting. The mill is known for steep prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the mill. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Priest Vault [+] The Empty Priest Vault is a huge, neat-looking bank. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a beligerent gnome named Tomvin Gearbun. The bank is known for very high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 2 customers in the bank. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Virgin Inc. [+] The Ripped Virgin Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking townhouse. The building faces south with small windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by an efficient gnome named Tommida Fusesprocket. The townhouse is known for very high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the townhouse. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Hops Furs [+] The Voluptuous Hops Furs is an average sized, smelly-looking furtrade. The building faces east with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a spiteful half-elf named Ilyvarthil Fairsky. The furtrade is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the furtrade. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Mug Shoppe [+] The Belching Mug Shoppe is a huge, clean-looking magic shop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and small windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an intimidating dwarf named Balond Earthroad. The magic shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the magic shop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Bull Inc. [+] The Blabbering Bull Inc. is a normal sized, damp-looking law enforcement. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a cautious dwarf named Barnir Greenhand. The law enforcement is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the law enforcement. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Fireplace Supplies [+] The Tired Fireplace Supplies is a typical sized, neat-looking chandlery shop. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey human named Micke Colden. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the chandlery shop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Wig Guard House [+] The Dirty Wig Guard House is a small, cluttered-looking barrack. The building faces east with large windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an easily offended dwarf named Loag Onyxsapper. The barrack is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you hear voices. There are 2 customers in the barrack. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Rampaging Bunk Amory [+] The Rampaging Bunk Amory is a normal sized, packed-looking armorsmithy. The building faces east with a mud storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a territorial gnome named Hewxie Rocketjet. The armorsmithy is known for steep prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, you smell a burning fire, and you hear the sound of a forge. There are 3 customers in the armorsmithy. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Northern Wolfhound Inc. [+] The Northern Wolfhound Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking weaver. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, large windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forbidding gnome named Gav Rocketfuel. The weaver is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the weaver. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Beer Fish House [+] The Bottomless Beer Fish House is a normal sized, dusty-looking fishery. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious gnome named Kiamida Triggerbun. The fishery is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There is 1 customer in the fishery. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Wagon Inc. [+] The Fat Wagon Inc. is a large, smelly-looking tile shop. The building faces southeast with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pacifistic dwarf named Falbul Ironmansion. The tile shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the tile shop. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.