Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 1,822
- Children: 11.36% (207)
- Elderly: 24.97% (455)
Racial Breakdown
- 1,595 half-orc (87.5%)
- 192 human (10.5%)
- 35 other (1.9%)
Misc.
- 7 Districts
- 82 Businesses
- 225 Specialists
- 233 Residences
Summary [-]
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Havertow is known for the following resources:
- An ancient gazebo inhabited by carnivorous kittens that are visited frequently by locals. Rumors tell of piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
- Bountiful poisonous bee hives that are hunted by gru. Sugtogh Mokcracker said one might dig up a stash of platinum in a well.
- An ancient castle inhabited by defenseless spiders that are frequented by gru. One might dig up piles of saphires in a tomb nearby.
- Caterpillar nests that are hunted by kittens.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Legends tell of Alehialas' Rake, a special rake with the knack to make someone speak the truth. It was last seen years ago.
- Legends tell of Oestverani's Needle, a possessed needle with the capability to solve any riddle. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
- In times gone by, a Pooka hunted the swamps. Some say that the Pooka will offer you sweets, then give you a gift if you are nice.
- Long, long ago in a city far, far away, the townsfolk of Gurnford lived in peace. Things were good, but one day a serial killer named Vor destroyed a nearby village. The townsfolk tried to stop the serial killer, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Seriline Springmaker, who was a valiant knight. Seriline had an idea to slay the serial killer by using magic to banish it. When Seriline Springmaker faced the serial killer, Seriline Springmaker banished Vor.
- Legends tell of Lat's Bedpan, a unique bedpan with the ability to answer any question. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Bard seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dogogh Neckbreaker.
- Wanted: Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Must submit to background check. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ernaltel Moonsorrow.
- I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Danic Clayett.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Someone stole my tiara. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Special attire required. Contact Shaman Throsharg Backcracker.
- I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Hilmaiine Newhand.
- Needed: derros-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. Must submit to background check. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Jamry Jackwood.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Blim Boneripper for more information.
- Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Vor.
- Khalssen seh Khalssen has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jam Marliffe.
- Required: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jat.
- Wanted: Looking for something new? Someone stole my ring of wishes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Garond Bluetower.
- I'm looking for rare darkmantles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. Contact Serbardly Newbottle if interested.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Ogsath Neckripper is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled bather. She appears gosipy.
- Homuh Headcracker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled bowyer. She appears contrarian.
- Dan Greengan is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled carpenter. He appears chatty.
- Jo Casidge is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned bleacher. She appears trusting.
- Dav Bening is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled barber. She appears jesterly.
- Kula Mokripper is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled good samaritan. He appears thick.
- Joic Greenliffe is a male human who is known in the city as being a decent collier. He appears intimidated.
- Done Whiteter is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled courtier. She appears chatty.
- Done Andrgton is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted jeweler. He appears forgetful.
- Don VanAntonll is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent rugmaker. She appears apologetic.
- Doney Francard is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled librarian. She appears grieving.
- Srabath Neckcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a legendary specialty smith. She appears impatient.
- Dan Bernainson is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled brewer. She appears chatty.
- Dan Robertngton is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a renowned trader. She appears attentive.
- Tumm Skullcracker is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled interpreter. It appears drunken.
Travelers [-]
- James Matand, a prejudiced female human. She is a commoner who is fleeing overdue taxes.
- Dav Caster, a cowed androgynous human. It is a fighter who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
- Joey Chrisliffe, a healthy female half-orc. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
- Ogloz Moksnapper, a self-obsessed female half-orc. She is a rogue who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Havertow:
- The Olde Wagonhouse Bows R Us [+]
- The Great Wine Sheath Store [+]
- The Rolling Beauty Inc. [+]
- The Seven Nomad Candle Maker [+]
- The Deepwater Greyhound Inc. [+]
- The Singing Bull Shipyard [+]
- The Twin Dog Shop [+]
- The Grumbling Mug Inc. [+]
- The Lost Peacock Word Smiths [+]
- The Merry Cup Beer Garden [+]
- The Noisy Pony Inc. [+]
- The Dirty Tree Guard House [+]
- The Noisy Yawning Inc. [+]
- The Grumbling Bunk Inc. [+]
- The Royal Monkey Chop House [+]