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Welcome to San Kesford!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 2,241
  • Children: 40.79% (914)
  • Elderly: 3.97% (89)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,320 half-dwarf (58.9%)
  • 364 gnome (16.2%)
  • 308 half-elf (13.7%)
  • 175 elf (7.8%)
  • 54 halfling (2.4%)
  • 20 other (0.8%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 99 Businesses
  • 286 Specialists
  • 289 Residences

Summary [-]

San Kesford is a town in the Moolmou Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (6,174/sq km), covers 0.36 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 677 meters.

Climate [-]

San Kesford has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are soft and the temperature is generally cold with strong variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

San Kesford sees a binary star overhead: Abal, an average orange star and Lul, an average white star. San Kesford also has a single moon: Sinome, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a miniscule pulsar that has been around for time immemorial, a massive galaxy that has been around for generations, and an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a destroyed slate wall that is 15 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 88% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.39 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to San Kesford; no roads are major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone streets in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, wealthy, trade, and prison.

Government [-]

San Kesford is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as somwhat capable. Officials in San Kesford are often seen as incorruptible and the policies are mocked. The political influence of San Kesford in the region is unwavering due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

San Kesford is ruled by Prime Minister S'hoorssen ahn Yeral. The Prime Minister has been in power for several decades and is hated by the people. There is violent opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained through a knowledgeable and just populace.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 1.74% of the population (39 adults).

Military [-]

San Kesford has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 285 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 162 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 12 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and destroyed wall, San Kesford is admirably fortified. San Kesford fighters are much maligned for their use of shortbows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in San Kesford is currently growing.

Resources [-]

San Kesford is known for the following resources:

  • An old mine inhabited by wild peacocks that are hunted by wenches. One might find a stash of silver buried near there.
  • A cursed cave inhabited by poisonous dragons that are avoided by kittens. One might dig up piles of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.
  • Abundant amber deposits that are hunted by townspeople. Nhomm Armripper The Strong said somoeone said someone found a chest containing monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
  • Dangerous kitten glarings that are frequented by locals. Balrim Grayankle said one might find a chest containing gold hidden around somewhere.
  • Paltry poisonous parrot companies that are frequented by locals. The locals speak of bags of penis sheathes in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times past, a Boogyman stalked the streets before dawn and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. People say that the Boogyman will sneeze three times, then give you a gift if you are nice.

Events [-]

San Kesford is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Filhiaanae Brightwing.
  • Bard seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Daduk Rocktooth.
  • Looking for work? Bounty for giant spiders, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Ubal Oxroot.
  • Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Must not smell. Contact Zomn Wormbeast.
  • Help Needed: Looking for work? Falelly Slowswan has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Zamurg Headripper The Red.
  • Help Wanted: grog tester wanted. Reward available. Contact Tudemt Foulbasher.
  • Looking for work? Barbarian seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. Contact Jamic Berll.
  • Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Grimorin Goldkeg.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Grumgar Warmug to learn more.
  • Joe Browood has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Danes Bartoley for further details.
  • Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Yorbin Strongvault.
  • Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Must submit to background check. Will pay in gold. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Tilzer for more information.

People [-]

The people in San Kesford despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ertanae Ousseawhisper is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted barber. She appears mocking.
  • Amaly Goodsister is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled laborer. She appears smitten.
  • Jamey MacGoodston is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent cartwright. He appears exhausted.
  • Jame Marman is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled woodcarver. He appears mopey.
  • Faelenava Wolfoak is a female elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled beer seller. She appears easily offended.
  • Dan Kleinorth is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a gifted tavern. He appears contrarian.
  • Ilylenlleu Aleashield is an androgynous elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tanner. It appears gosipy.
  • Maldo Tealeaf is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned shipwright. He appears battle-ready.
  • Mickes Stanell is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled fishmonger. He appears boastful.
  • Hilcob Littlebones is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled seamstress. She appears insecure.
  • Babwan Wobbsprocket is an androgynous gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled ostler. It appears pacifistic.
  • Malde Ambersall is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a decent jailer. He appears mopey.
  • Jame Francing is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled timberwright. She appears jolly.
  • Jamic Kleinrough is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. He appears smitten.
  • Ilyhiaaen Floralgale is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre doctor. She appears thick.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Gilton Gyroblast, a xenophobic male gnome. He is an expert who is seeing the city.
  • Allitsy Gyrobun, a nihilistic male gnome. He is an adept who is seeing the world.
  • Cotnk Rocketbolt, a nosy male gnome. He is a warrior who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
  • Jory Carhews, a xenophobic male half-elf. He is a warrior who is finding a long-lost distant relative.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in San Kesford:

  • The Furious Virgin Military School [+]
  • The Short Pony Shoppe [+]
  • The Crippled Tower Inc. [+]
  • The Ruby Wand Fine Forks [+]
  • The Divine Cock Clinic [+]
  • The Drowned Iron Jewelers [+]
  • The Master Fig Barrels [+]
  • The Greasy House Scabbards [+]
  • The Dancing Frog Inc. [+]
  • The Grizzly Ent Wharf [+]
  • The Wanton Dead Night Smiths [+]
  • The Guinea Lotus Leather Goods [+]
  • The Robber Song Inc. [+]
  • The Stowaway Cesspit Color Shop [+]
  • The Rolling Heart Chop House [+]