Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 2,241
- Children: 40.79% (914)
- Elderly: 3.97% (89)
Racial Breakdown
- 1,320 half-dwarf (58.9%)
- 364 gnome (16.2%)
- 308 half-elf (13.7%)
- 175 elf (7.8%)
- 54 halfling (2.4%)
- 20 other (0.8%)
Misc.
- 4 Districts
- 99 Businesses
- 286 Specialists
- 289 Residences
Summary [-]
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San Kesford is known for the following resources:
- An old mine inhabited by wild peacocks that are hunted by wenches. One might find a stash of silver buried near there.
- A cursed cave inhabited by poisonous dragons that are avoided by kittens. One might dig up piles of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.
- Abundant amber deposits that are hunted by townspeople. Nhomm Armripper The Strong said somoeone said someone found a chest containing monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
- Dangerous kitten glarings that are frequented by locals. Balrim Grayankle said one might find a chest containing gold hidden around somewhere.
- Paltry poisonous parrot companies that are frequented by locals. The locals speak of bags of penis sheathes in a well.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- In times past, a Boogyman stalked the streets before dawn and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. People say that the Boogyman will sneeze three times, then give you a gift if you are nice.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Filhiaanae Brightwing.
- Bard seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Daduk Rocktooth.
- Looking for work? Bounty for giant spiders, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Ubal Oxroot.
- Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Must not smell. Contact Zomn Wormbeast.
- Help Needed: Looking for work? Falelly Slowswan has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Zamurg Headripper The Red.
- Help Wanted: grog tester wanted. Reward available. Contact Tudemt Foulbasher.
- Looking for work? Barbarian seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. Contact Jamic Berll.
- Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Grimorin Goldkeg.
- Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Grumgar Warmug to learn more.
- Joe Browood has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Danes Bartoley for further details.
- Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Yorbin Strongvault.
- Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Must submit to background check. Will pay in gold. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Tilzer for more information.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Ertanae Ousseawhisper is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted barber. She appears mocking.
- Amaly Goodsister is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled laborer. She appears smitten.
- Jamey MacGoodston is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent cartwright. He appears exhausted.
- Jame Marman is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled woodcarver. He appears mopey.
- Faelenava Wolfoak is a female elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled beer seller. She appears easily offended.
- Dan Kleinorth is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a gifted tavern. He appears contrarian.
- Ilylenlleu Aleashield is an androgynous elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tanner. It appears gosipy.
- Maldo Tealeaf is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned shipwright. He appears battle-ready.
- Mickes Stanell is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled fishmonger. He appears boastful.
- Hilcob Littlebones is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled seamstress. She appears insecure.
- Babwan Wobbsprocket is an androgynous gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled ostler. It appears pacifistic.
- Malde Ambersall is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a decent jailer. He appears mopey.
- Jame Francing is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled timberwright. She appears jolly.
- Jamic Kleinrough is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. He appears smitten.
- Ilyhiaaen Floralgale is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre doctor. She appears thick.
Travelers [-]
- Gilton Gyroblast, a xenophobic male gnome. He is an expert who is seeing the city.
- Allitsy Gyrobun, a nihilistic male gnome. He is an adept who is seeing the world.
- Cotnk Rocketbolt, a nosy male gnome. He is a warrior who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
- Jory Carhews, a xenophobic male half-elf. He is a warrior who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
Locales [-]
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These establishments worthy of mention in San Kesford:
- The Furious Virgin Military School [+]
- The Short Pony Shoppe [+]
- The Crippled Tower Inc. [+]
- The Ruby Wand Fine Forks [+]
- The Divine Cock Clinic [+]
- The Drowned Iron Jewelers [+]
- The Master Fig Barrels [+]
- The Greasy House Scabbards [+]
- The Dancing Frog Inc. [+]
- The Grizzly Ent Wharf [+]
- The Wanton Dead Night Smiths [+]
- The Guinea Lotus Leather Goods [+]
- The Robber Song Inc. [+]
- The Stowaway Cesspit Color Shop [+]
- The Rolling Heart Chop House [+]