Welcome to Clintmer!

Clintmer is known for the following resources:

• Many ancient peat swamps that are visited frequently by unicorns. One might find bags of penis sheathes in a well.
• An old grave yard inhabited by vampire crows that are visited frequently by locals. Abagar Stonefounder said rumors tell of piles of monkey wrenches hidden around somewhere.
• An old shrine inhabited by dangerous crows that are feared by unicorns. Mickry Coring said rumors tell of piles of copper in a well.
• Plentiful dangerous caterpillar nests that are frequented by kittens. Somoeone said someone found bags of kitten mittens in a well.

• Required: I'm looking for rare homuncului, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ceeg.
• Someone stole my statue. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Micke Davhews.
• Help Wanted: Someone stole my golden skill. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Thugg Headcracker for further details.
• Help! Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Zugtog Legnor The Gray if interested.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Nogbub Backripper.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Drodor Drumguard.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Donic Clayey.
• Help! Bored? dungeon goop tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Ilmax Spiritbash.
• Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Gip for more information.
• Wanted: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Contact Grimrun Darkaltar for further details.

• Larhiathil Summersight is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned magic dealer. She appears embittered.
• Chavartel Hlaeheart is a male elf who is known in the city as being a decent cheesemaker. He appears greedy.
• Dan Daviderson is a female human who is known in the city as being a renowned jeweler. She appears thick.
• Dan Davidge is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled handyman. He appears skeptical.
• Abattel Duskstalker is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled haymerchant. He appears nosy.
• Jamry Rosengton is a male human who is known in the region as being a renowned astrologer. He appears loud.
• Aleellanae Blackheart is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent adventurer. He appears nervous.
• Mickic Jackridge is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled shoemaker. He appears resentful.
• Gwahiainne Skywing is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent mason. He appears grieving.
• Illrigiyn Bladeshine is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled mason. He appears unreliable.
• Joes Bartoton is a male human who is known in the region as being a gifted coach driver. He appears forbidding.
• Joic Simonon is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled armorer. She appears prejudiced.

• Hildo Weathersister, a thick androgynous halfling. It is a fighter who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Abaag Leadchest, a mopey female dwarf. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Gormir Roargrieve, a trusting female half-dwarf. She is an adept who is following the voices.
• Mick Kleinidge, a lonely male half-elf. He is a paladin who is seeing the world.
• Daney Rosefield, a healthy female half-dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is finding a missing nemesis.

These establishments worthy of mention in Clintmer:

• The Golden Jane Inc. [+] The Golden Jane Inc. is a typical sized, dirty-looking weaponshop. The building faces south with small windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a violent half-elf named Jamey Rosenleton. The weaponshop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the weaponshop. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Beer Inc. [+] The Gray Beer Inc. is a small, disgusting-looking transportation. The building faces north with clean windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a beligerent half-elf named Halvarlleu Morningbow. The transportation is known for minimal prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the transportation. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Last Beer Hats Shop [+] The Last Beer Hats Shop is a small, neat-looking hat shop. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a homesick elf named Eltiyn Bannigazer. The hat shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the hat shop. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Cock Color Shop [+] The Stowaway Cock Color Shop is a huge, neat-looking dyer. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an insecure elf named Hallanlas Darkmight. The dyer is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell something fishy, you hear a bubbling sound, and you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye. There are 2 customers in the dyer. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crossed Badger Inc. [+] The Crossed Badger Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking wagon yard. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from slate, and round windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guilty elf named Chalaniyn Fairstryke. The wagon yard is known for fair prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the wagon yard. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Beer Shoppe [+] The Dry Beer Shoppe is a huge, cluttered-looking cobblershop. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a lovelorn human named James Jacknson. The cobblershop is known for inexpensive prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell scent of leather, you hear the work of shoes, and you see a kitten. There are 5 customers in the cobblershop. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Song Temple [+] The Deadly Song Temple is a small, filthy-looking brothel. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a trusting elf named Filartthil Earthdrake. The brothel is known for high prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see barely clothed women, you smell scent of oil, and you hear loud moaning. There are 3 customers in the brothel. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Old Dragon Bows R Us [+] The Old Dragon Bows R Us is an average sized, dirty-looking bowyer. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and many windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty human named Dan Stocombe. The bowyer is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the bowyer. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Frogs Shoppe [+] The Beefy Frogs Shoppe is a small, smelly-looking cheeseshop. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and tiny windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting elf named Elnalaen Farsight. The cheeseshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you hear yelling in the back, and you see many wheels of chese. There is 1 customer in the cheeseshop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Dungeon Saw Mill [+] The Shallow Dungeon Saw Mill is a large, smelly-looking lumbermill. The building faces northeast with round windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded elf named Aleellaen Farborne. The lumbermill is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the lumbermill. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Baiter Inc. [+] The Flying Baiter Inc. is a small, smelly-looking dock. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by an exhausted elf named Gaenalaen Windstride. The dock is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the dock. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Friends Inc. [+] The Marbled Friends Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking tannery. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, no windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forbidding half-elf named Abahiatel Silentgrove. The tannery is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you smell leather, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 2 customers in the tannery. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.