Welcome to Old Kelber Bend!

Old Kelber Bend is known for the following resources:

• A creepy castle inhabited by poisonous scorpions that are hunted by witches. One might find a stash of rubies in a well.
• Peacock musters that are feared by gru. Tom Thermobun said the locals speak of bags of small lyres in a well.
• Vampire clam beds that are frequented by kittens.
• A blessed tower inhabited by dangerous dragons that are feared by witches.

• Help Needed: Need a change of pace? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Throgan Blackslayer.
• Bored? Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Rxegd Ghosttkill.
• Required: A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Mild danger may be involved. Must submit to background check. Contact Kik Oakbranch.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Serious inquiries only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Abavaranae Skystryke.
• Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickes Jackin.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Nogguzg Necknor for further details.
• Looking for something new? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Reward is a secret. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Morag Talonneck.
• Someone stole my shovel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Must be clean. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Tilzer for further details.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with a land deed. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Berunorgath Armitalon for more information.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Must not smell. Contact Falbin Dogblade.
• Help Needed: derros-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Carmida Triggerjet.

• Don Bartoton is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled beer seller. He appears nihilistic.
• Jam Giacoson is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled tilemaker. She appears greedy.
• Dribd Headcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled laborer. He appears patriotic.
• Trogl Headnor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent saddler. He appears xenophobic.
• Thrummagh Neckbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent collier. He appears idealistic.
• Jamic Wiles is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled pastrycook. He appears exhausted.
• Tratz Neckripper The Black is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned fishmonger. He appears guilty.
• Ozgtag Armcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a gifted mercer. He appears smitten.
• Joes Andretone is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned warehouse worker. She appears cautious.
• Kadd Skullbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent rugmaker. He appears smug.
• Jam Brier is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled chickenbutcher. She appears jolly.
• Zhubgunk Armnor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned lawyer. He appears impatient.
• Mickry Dilworth is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent alchemist. She appears forgetful.
• Jame VanGreencroft is an androgynous half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled adventurer. It appears prejudiced.

• Tol Hairytory, an intimidated male halfling. He is a cleric who is traveling with an important person.
• Glotgub Armsnapper, an intimidated male half-orc. He is a cleric who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Kludd Armnor, a loud female half-orc. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Dane Rosenore, a nervous female half-elf. She is a bard who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Haahiathil Starmight, a deluded female elf. She is a druid who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Mick Blackett, a guilty female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is following the voices.

These establishments worthy of mention in Old Kelber Bend:

• The Deepwater Fox House of Ill Repute [+] The Deepwater Fox House of Ill Repute is a large, clean-looking brothel. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-orc named Shanud Armbreaker. The brothel is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you hear loud moaning, and you smell perfume. There are 3 customers in the brothel. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Eagle Inc. [+] The Chipped Eagle Inc. is a huge, tidy-looking theater. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and small windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a grieving half-orc named Jamry Chaing. The theater is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the theater. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Swagger Rugs [+] The Weary Swagger Rugs is a huge, damp-looking rugmaker. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended half-orc named Danry Andrton. The rugmaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the rugmaker. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Alicorn Rug Shop [+] The Weary Alicorn Rug Shop is a huge, damp-looking rugmaker. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a xenophobic half-orc named Nhubuk Armcracker The Red. The rugmaker is known for fair prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the rugmaker. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Eagle Lumber Mill [+] The Shallow Eagle Lumber Mill is an average sized, tidy-looking lumbermill. The building faces south with a mud storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a shifty half-orc named Ozrosh Armcracker. The lumbermill is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the lumbermill. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Princess Star Gazers [+] The Happy Princess Star Gazers is a huge, disgusting-looking astrologer. The building faces south with barred windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a guarded half-orc named Danic Smithley. The astrologer is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There is 1 customer in the astrologer. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Cock Healers [+] The Divine Cock Healers is a normal sized, cluttered-looking clinic. The building faces north with a few windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a cautious half-orc named Jam Burland. The clinic is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the clinic. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Ivy Inc. [+] The Victorious Ivy Inc. is an average sized, neat-looking university. The building faces north with stained windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a contrarian half-orc named Shaman Thragbath Armsnapper. The university is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the university. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Thug Disposal Area [+] The Yellow Thug Disposal Area is a huge, disgusting-looking junkyard. The building faces southwest with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty half-orc named Danry Bergan. The junkyard is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Pony Sport House [+] The Bottomless Pony Sport House is a small, disgusting-looking fishery. The building faces southwest with many windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guilty half-orc named Danes Marman. The fishery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There is 1 customer in the fishery. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Bag Postal Service [+] The Burly Bag Postal Service is an average sized, cluttered-looking post office. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, round windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a pious half-orc named Shaman Gommak Armnor. The post office is known for steep prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the post office. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Frog Leather Goods [+] The Gutted Frog Leather Goods is a large, filthy-looking harness maker. The building faces east with tiny windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a scattered half-orc named Klotz Mokkiller. The harness maker is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the harness maker. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Pot Gloves [+] The Naughty Pot Gloves is a large, dusty-looking glove shop. The building faces southwest with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-orc named Joey Rosenin. The glove shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the glove shop. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Imps Scribe [+] The Blue Imps Scribe is a large, packed-looking copyoffice. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a mopey half-orc named Driggurz Headcrusher. The copyoffice is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.