Welcome to Jonesana Springs!

Jonesana Springs is known for the following resources:

• Plentiful palm oil harvests that are avoided by townspeople. Rumors tell of a chest containing iron maidens in a nearby pit.
• Unlimited poisonous cormorant flights that are hunted by wenches. Rit said rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
• Creepy berry patches that are frequented by locals. Rumors tell of a chest containing monkey wrenches in a well.
• An ancient mine inhabited by poisonous bees that are visited frequently by townspeople.

• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Ulgin Deeptun for further details.
• Help Needed: Someone stole my statue. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jame Corsone for more details.
• Bored? Missing potato. We suspect derros are the culprit. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Serious inquiries only. Contact Davry Antonman.
• Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Adador Bearankle to learn more.
• Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Bip.
• Wanted: Looking for work? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Ada Tiddlyjet.
• Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Experienced professionals only. Contact Rop.
• cheese tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Hilina Greatcaller if interested.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen relic. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Gubel Oakmane for more details.
• Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Dan Andrman if intrigued.
• ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Wiz Tiddlygadget.

• Aeslanai Farwater is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre copyist. He appears forbidding.
• Illvarinne Hlaegazer is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent herbalist. He appears attentive.
• Dugt Mokripper is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled bather. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Daves Barville is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre innkeeper. She appears guilty.
• Hatgunk Backbreaker The Black is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled specialty smith. She appears trusting.
• Elanalssa Hunithsky is a male elf who is known in the region as being a mocked undertaker. He appears jesterly.
• Glub Backnor The Black is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent trader. He appears quiet.
• Abatlas Summerspear is a female elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled timberwright. She appears embittered.
• Alarigai Summerseeker is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled bookseller. She appears healthy.
• Dav Andreen is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled cobbler. She appears territorial.
• Alaartlas Eytherarrow is an androgynous elf who is known in the world as being a renowned grocer. It appears deluded.
• Joe Stawell is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled potter. She appears loud.
• Dellenthil Riverform is a female elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled stablehand. She appears unreliable.
• Elanaliyn Myrthdew is a male elf who is known in the region as being a skilled bucklemaker. He appears smitten.

• Ilynalinne Keenshield, a deluded male half-elf. He is a rogue who is seeing the city.
• Faldal Amberchisel, a drunken male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Tils, a lonely male troglodyte. He is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Grinthul, a contrarian male mindflayer. He is a rogue who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Shaman Nabda Legbreaker, a thick male orc. He is an expert who is traveling with an expidition.
• Ghash Oakfang, a lovelorn male ogre. He is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Faetinne Morningstar, a xenophobic female elf. She is a fighter who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Thordal Greenaltar, a pacifistic female dwarf. She is a bard who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Argin Doughhall, a deluded female half-dwarf. She is a wizard who is seeking revenge.

These establishments worthy of mention in Jonesana Springs:

• The New Halflings Inc. [+] The New Halflings Inc. is a typical sized, cluttered-looking studio. The building faces east with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient half-elf named Faehiathil Darkoak. The studio is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the studio. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Ivy [+] The Flabby Ivy is a normal sized, packed-looking ropemaker. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, large windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey elf named Dellentel Blackglow. The ropemaker is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the ropemaker. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Turkey General Merchandise [+] The Stowaway Turkey General Merchandise is a typical sized, dusty-looking general store. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and a few windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a quiet elf named Chaellinne Mistborne. The general store is known for moderate prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the general store. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Bunch Translations [+] The Mad Bunch Translations is a small, neat-looking translator. The building faces northeast with many windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a jaded half-orc named Joes Stoville. The translator is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the translator. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Hammer Meat House [+] The Whirling Hammer Meat House is a huge, neat-looking butchershop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a spiteful elf named Abattel Dewsinger. The butchershop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the butchershop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Fireplace Worship House [+] The Wrong Fireplace Worship House is a huge, filthy-looking shrine. The building faces north with broken windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an embittered half-elf named Danes Jackrell. The shrine is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shrine. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fallen Cavern Inc. [+] The Fallen Cavern Inc. is a small, crowded-looking tile shop. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly elf named Larelllas Morningbreeze. The tile shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the tile shop. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Boar Bags [+] The Olde Boar Bags is a huge, filthy-looking pursemaker. The building faces east with large windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken half-orc named Zhubb Armcrusher. The pursemaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Singing Thug Dry Dock [+] The Singing Thug Dry Dock is a large, neat-looking shipyard. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and many windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a mocking half-elf named Jamic MacBernatt. The shipyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the shipyard. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Eagle Inc. [+] The Crippled Eagle Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking smokehouse. The building faces north with barred windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating half-orc named Zozgzog Legbreaker. The smokehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the smokehouse. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Hatchet Healers [+] The Divine Hatchet Healers is a small, orderly-looking clinic. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a mopey half-orc named Khar Moksnapper. The clinic is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the clinic. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Wine of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosted Wine of All That Is Holy is a typical sized, messy-looking church. The building faces southwest with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a drunken half-orc named Joe Giles. The church is known for high prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell weapons being sharpened, you hear silence, and you see people walking around in a daze. There are 3 customers in the church. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Beauty Farmers Market [+] The Chicken Beauty Farmers Market is an average sized, cluttered-looking haymerchant. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded elf named Aleellssa Aleaform. The haymerchant is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Alicorn Timberyard [+] The Screaming Alicorn Timberyard is an average sized, neat-looking lumberyard. The building faces southwest with three windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an insecure elf named Gwavarthil Dewwatch. The lumberyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the lumberyard. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.