Welcome to Dun ald Vernon!

Dun ald Vernon is known for the following resources:

• A haunted tower inhabited by defenseless cormorants that are frequented by magic users. Zurm Nightmaw said one might find piles of kitten mittens in a dungeon.
• Scarce crow murders that are visited frequently by travelers. Somoeone said someone found piles of saphires in a tomb nearby.
• A magical fort inhabited by defenseless bats that are hunted by vampires. One might find a stash of penis sheathes in a dungeon.

• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Doduk Oakclaw for further details.
• Missing painting. We suspect brain moles are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Sszth for more details.
• Required: Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Poelda Tighbridge for more details.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. No previous experience required. Contact Dav Bartoon.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Gaeriginne Earthsorrow for more details.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Kor Greatmurder.
• Needed: I have quazits in my basement, plz halp! Accidental Death insurance required. Will pay in gold. Contact Gozka.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ubal Oakroot for further details.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Raasuul Armistride.
• Help Needed: wine tester wanted. Will reward you with valuable information. Must submit to background check. Contact Drorin Redhead to learn more.
• Looking for something new? S'hoorzin teh Khalal has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must submit to background check. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gab Wizzbit for more details.
• Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Darartanae Jaderunner.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Discretion required. Contact Arrim Lightmine for more information.
• Bounty for rust rats, dead or alive. Reward available. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Eline Orfoot.
• Needed: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen artifact. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Rit.

• Oznrog Headcracker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled navigator. She appears territorial.
• Junmida Gearbolt is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted bather. He appears prejudiced.
• Amagoldda Gamiciny is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a renowned woodseller. She appears beligerent.
• Aesriganae Floralform is an androgynous elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted tanner. It appears impatient.
• Bene Scatterwill is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled banker. He appears spiteful.
• Podine Bolgerbread is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled physician. She appears spiteful.
• Throdal Bloodslasher is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled haymerchant. She appears spiteful.
• Gwahiaiyn Jadegale is a female elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled actor. She appears spiteful.
• Haavarai Baequisorrow is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled shipwright. She appears embittered.
• Grundin Pearlmill is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned armorer. She appears mopey.
• Gabmida Rocketbun is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled mercenary. She appears accusatory.
• James Burville is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled stablehand. She appears outlandish.
• Mhutgab Legnor is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned alchemist. He appears vengeful.
• Pode Smoothheart is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a decent woodseller. She appears boastful.
• Adaelliyn Silentlight is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled cartwright. She appears lovelorn.
• Nazugh Backcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled timberwright. He appears jesterly.
• Amanelline Newstick is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled tinker. She appears giddy.
• Falde Lightningsleep is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a skilled deputy. He appears exhausted.

• Mick Robertsford, a fatalistic female half-dwarf. She is a warrior who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Chanaltel Rilynnsight, a worrying male half-elf. He is a commoner who is on a mission from the gods.
• Ser Tighcloak, a vengeful female halfling. She is a commoner who is finding a missing treasure.
• Joey Morton, an intimidating female half-dwarf. She is an adept who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Ilyttars Eythercaller, a patronizing male elf. He is a wizard who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Ilyelllleu Wavedrake, an accusatory male half-elf. He is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
• Jamic Robertden, a fashion concious male half-orc. He is a wizard who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Malxie Tiddlyblast, an easily offended female gnome. She is a commoner who is finding work as a spy.
• Jamry Castster, a thick male half-orc. He is an expert who is doing something nefarious.

These establishments worthy of mention in Dun ald Vernon:

• The Desert Priest Inc. [+] The Desert Priest Inc. is an average sized, disgusting-looking masonry shop. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, many windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating halfling named Comai Plumpwind. The masonry shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Hall Shop [+] The Fermented Hall Shop is a huge, orderly-looking barbershop. The building faces southwest with many windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding halfling named Poda Cottonden. The barbershop is known for high prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell fear, you hear a good laught, and you see hair clippings on the floor. There are 4 customers in the barbershop. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Wench Fine Books [+] The Fumbling Wench Fine Books is a small, orderly-looking bookstore. The building faces east with stained windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a forbidding dwarf named Abaorin Bloodstream. The bookstore is known for minimal prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the bookstore. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Darkroot Magic Eye Piece [+] The Highlighted Darkroot Magic Eye Piece is a huge, dirty-looking astrologer. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a skeptical elf named Elartanae Orlehand. The astrologer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There are 3 customers in the astrologer. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Three House [+] The Drifting Three House is a small, tidy-looking civic center. The building faces northeast with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a nervous dwarf named Borgar Marbleface. The civic center is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the civic center. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Octopus Legal Partners [+] The Horny Octopus Legal Partners is an average sized, orderly-looking barrister. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a jolly dwarf named Balgin Ironchest. The barrister is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 2 customers in the barrister. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Wand Bakery [+] The Smiling Wand Bakery is a typical sized, dusty-looking bakery. The building faces northwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and three windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an efficient human named Dave Burell. The bakery is known for inexpensive prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell fresh flour, you see hot buns, and you hear a kitten mewing. There is 1 customer in the bakery. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Axe Worship House [+] The Tattered Axe Worship House is an average sized, disgusting-looking temple. The building faces east with a mud storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed halfling named Code Highgage. The temple is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the temple. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Wig Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Wig Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is an average sized, dirty-looking bucklery. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a beligerent dwarf named Abaorin Stormankle. The bucklery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the bucklery. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Black Cup Inc. [+] The Black Cup Inc. is a normal sized, clean-looking law enforcement. The building faces southeast with no windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a forgetful elf named Darartai Waverisen. The law enforcement is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Cloak Inc. [+] The Crimson Cloak Inc. is a huge, tidy-looking warehouse. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, two windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by an intimidating elf named Gwalantel Brightrisen. The warehouse is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the warehouse. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Hen Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Playful Hen Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, clean-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with barred windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a nervous gnome named Jenlin Rocketbit. The bucklery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the bucklery. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Greyhound Shrine [+] The Thirsty Greyhound Shrine is a huge, neat-looking temple. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a cowed halfling named Beina Scatterletters. The temple is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Pony Candle Maker [+] The Seven Pony Candle Maker is a small, filthy-looking illuminator. The building faces south with a brick storefront, three windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an accusatory halfling named Amadely Runningmap. The illuminator is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the illuminator. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Drinking Wagon Herbalist [+] The Drinking Wagon Herbalist is a typical sized, disgusting-looking herbalist shop. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, large windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a pious half-orc named Dan Goodwell. The herbalist shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the herbalist shop. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Fig Inc. [+] The Fawning Fig Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking sawmill. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and stained windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a conspirational half-orc named Shaman Zhuzgzog Bonecrusher. The sawmill is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you see stacks of wood. There is 1 customer in the sawmill. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Cup Shoes Inc. [+] The Splintered Cup Shoes Inc. is a huge, crowded-looking shoe shop. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an outlandish gnome named Gillita Cobblebit. The shoe shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see a kitten, you smell rthymic grinding, and you hear silence. There are 3 customers in the shoe shop. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Frog Bags [+] The Oiled Frog Bags is a large, cluttered-looking pursemaker. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a lap board storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed halfling named Amaeldo Wetwit. The pursemaker is known for very high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.