Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 790
- Children: 14.81% (117)
- Elderly: 22.41% (177)
Racial Breakdown
- 700 half-elf (88.6%)
- 88 half-orc (11.1%)
- 2 other (0.2%)
Misc.
- 3 Districts
- 34 Businesses
- 59 Specialists
- 99 Residences
Summary [-]
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Jonesnac is known for the following resources:
- Many amber deposits that are frequented by locals. Xuexn Wormdamn said the locals speak of piles of copper in a dungeon.
- Paltry vampire ape troops that are frequented by magic users. Somoeone said someone found bags of emeralds buried near there.
- A creepy fort inhabited by carnivorous cobras that are feared by townspeople. Argin Coalbattler said one might dig up piles of monkey wrenches in a well.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Legends tell of Cot's Cat, a legendary cat with the knack to grant wishes. It has been lost for ages.
- Some time ago, the royals of Laberg thrived. Things were peaceful, but one day S'herssen fe S'herzin the vampire stole a priceless heirloom. The royals tried to stop the vampire, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Brbok Darkbeast, who was a valiant knight. Brbok had an idea to slay the vampire by using magic to banish it. When Brbok Darkbeast faced the vampire, Brbok Darkbeast banished S'herssen fe S'herzin and rescued Laberg.
- A long time ago, a ghoul named Dak stalked the swamps every six years. Some say that if you face him, you will be driven mad unless you offer a sacrifice.
- Once upon a time, a ghoul named Khalal lingered in the region and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. Villagers say that if you see her, you will be eaten alive unless you pay a tribute.
- Long, long ago, a ghoul named S'hoorzin frequented the fields and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. Villagers say that if you confront her, you will be eaten alive.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jen Fusegadget.
- Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Contact Tor Electrogadget.
- Help Wanted: Missing potato. We suspect toads are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dan Franer if intrigued.
- Missing family heirloom. We suspect giant spiders are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gozlak.
- archery contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Don Smithll for more information.
- Paladin seeks apprentice. Must be quick on your feet. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Nol Bonekiller.
- Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Contact Broag Blueslayer for further details.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Tmods Oozehowl.
- Need a change of pace? Bounty for derros, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Contact Mal Tinkerjet for more details.
- Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Must be clean. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Sszrrl for more information.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Larvarai Rilynnbow is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked astrologer. He appears guilty.
- Joe Barett is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled harness maker. He appears greedy.
- Rrabd Mokbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled woodcarver. She appears loud.
- Ellantars Kennyrseeker is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned butcher. He appears apologetic.
- Daves Clayfield is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled hatmaker. He appears fashion concious.
- Jam Southon is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent chandler. He appears intimidated.
- Mhoggak Legcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled handyman. He appears scattered.
- Shushbub Skullkiller is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled scabbardmaker. He appears homesick.
- Jory Broford is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled spicemerchant. She appears smug.
- Dave Corham is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent doctor. She appears intimidated.
- Joey Ferore is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted teamster. She appears egotistical.
- Faeriganae Goldenlight is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled tilemaker. She appears fatalistic.
Travelers [-]
- Delellthil Moonlight, a beligerent female half-elf. She is a sorcerer who is cleaning out a slum.
- Drogar Ratsword, a lonely female dwarf. She is a bard who is finding a long-lost friend.
- Kzadr Bigkill, a boastful male goblin. He is an expert who is on a mission for diplomacy.
- Gaeartai Hawkstalker, a vengeful male elf. He is a cleric who is finding work as a mercenary.
- Khob Necksnapper, a beligerent male orc. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
- Uhk Armkiller, a vengeful male half-orc. He is a fighter who is traveling with an acting troupe.
- Maleno Wobbsprocket, a cowed female gnome. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
Locales [-]
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These establishments worthy of mention in Jonesnac:
- The Merry Maiden Pub [+]
- The Mended Flame Coop Hoop [+]
- The Worn Silver Worship House [+]
- The Plaid Rock Hostel [+]
- The Refuge Yawning Inc. [+]
- The Stinky Beauty Color Shop [+]
- The Raging Ivy Amory [+]
- The Wet Imps Meat House [+]
- The Open Fig Shoppe [+]
- The Flabby Stump . [+]
- The Voluptuous Wig Stockyard [+]
- The New Thunderbird Glove Makers [+]