Welcome to Mount Barnfun!

Mount Barnfun is known for the following resources:

• Plentiful fresh coconut plantations that are frequented by zombies.
• Plentiful berry patches that are visited frequently by vampires. The locals speak of piles of silver in a well.
• Primal rubber plantations that are hunted by wenches. Jam Carham said the locals speak of a stash of iron maidens buried near there.

• Want to earn some quick coin? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Dav Rosencombe.
• Required: unknown potion tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joic Braton.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Grogtagh Headcracker.
• I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Serious inquiries only. Contact Jory Andrall.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Illleninne Shadowwatch if interested.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Must not smell. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abagin Ashhammer to learn more.
• Missing shoe. We suspect lizards are the culprit. Experienced professionals only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Sraglzog Neckkiller for more information.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jo Antonden.
• Help! I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. References required. Contact Micke Cascombe.

• Baldin Bluegem is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled doctor. She appears accusatory.
• Larvaraen Teasen'heart is a female elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled mason. She appears flirtatious.
• Abanalai Arkeneawake is a female elf who is known in the city as being a gifted carpenter. She appears prejudiced.
• Balond Rustmill is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled courtier. He appears forbidding.
• Jam Jamengton is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent specialty smith. She appears prejudiced.
• Snorbin Coldboot is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled blacksmith. She appears easily offended.
• Joe MacBrownne is a female human who is known in the world as being a renowned woodworker. She appears resentful.
• Ilnalaen Freaniblade is a female elf who is known in the region as being a decent ship captain. She appears self-obsessed.
• Garorin Grandcrown is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent artist. She appears nervous.
• Droag Blackgem is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled watercarrier. He appears cowed.
• Poine Prettycaller is an androgynous halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled hatmaker. It appears loud.

• Torwan Gearsprocket, a spiteful female gnome. She is an aristocrat who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Podely Bracegold, an insecure male halfling. He is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Balbul Lightninghair, a jesterly female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
• Falne Grubshaker, a quiet male halfling. He is a cleric who is traveling with an expidition.

These establishments worthy of mention in Mount Barnfun:

• The Green Helix Pots [+] The Green Helix Pots is a huge, cluttered-looking pottery. The building faces southeast with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a scattered half-dwarf named Dan Britt. The pottery is known for steep prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the pottery. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Halfling Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Puking Halfling Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, clean-looking bucklery. The building faces south with broken windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a pacifistic halfling named Malbardly Siresleep. The bucklery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Thug Depot [+] The Wrong Thug Depot is a normal sized, neat-looking junkyard. The building faces northwest with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a greedy half-dwarf named Dav Simonleton. The junkyard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the junkyard. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Axehandle Inc. [+] The Desert Axehandle Inc. is a large, filthy-looking masonry shop. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, round windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an insecure human named Don Franrough. The masonry shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the masonry shop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Giant Vinters [+] The Perfumed Giant Vinters is a small, orderly-looking vinyard. The building faces south with a mud storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a grieving halfling named Amada Hillblower. The vinyard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the vinyard. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Hole Shop [+] The Wistful Hole Shop is a normal sized, smelly-looking shop. The building faces northwest with no windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient half-dwarf named Adabin Grayleg. The shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shop. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Red Bucket Correctional Centre [+] The Red Bucket Correctional Centre is an average sized, filthy-looking jailhouse. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by an easily offended half-dwarf named Skaond Whitemug. The jailhouse is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the jailhouse. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Bull Inc. [+] The Victorious Bull Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking university. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a patriotic human named Joe Giles. The university is known for steep prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the university. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Badger Hall [+] The Surly Badger Hall is a large, clean-looking adventurers guild. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and no windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a cautious half-dwarf named Davry Barell. The adventurers guild is known for suspiciously low prices for the assistance with minor problems there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see a still dripping tarp in the corner covering something, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you hear sound of sparring. There are 2 customers in the adventurers guild. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Green Princess Ceramics [+] The Green Princess Ceramics is an average sized, damp-looking pottery. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient half-dwarf named Jamry Wilster. The pottery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the pottery. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Eagle Bags [+] The Oiled Eagle Bags is a small, smelly-looking pursemaker. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and small windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving elf named Darlanthil Arkeneaweave. The pursemaker is known for steep prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the pursemaker. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.