- Pop. Estimate: 210
- Children: 44.29% (93)
- Elderly: 1.43% (3)
- 156 elf (74.2%)
- 26 half-dwarf (12.3%)
- 22 halfling (10.4%)
- 5 human (2.3%)
- 1 other (0.4%)
- 0 Districts
- 3 Businesses
- 3 Specialists
- 28 Residences
Kalains is known for the following resources:
- Berry fields that are frequented by wenches. Klonter said somoeone said someone found piles of copper in a dungeon.
- Cocoa bean fields that are feared by kittens. One might dig up a stash of kitten mittens in a dungeon.
- Pigment banks that are hunted by locals.
- Long, long ago, the royals of Blairwell lived in harmony. Things were always nice, but one day a serial killer named Vothka slayed a local hero. The royals tried to stop the serial killer, but failed miserably. Along came a jesterly troglodyte named Gozzer, who was a valiant knight. Gozzer had an idea to slay the serial killer by using magic to banish it. When Gozzer faced the serial killer, Gozzer banished Vothka.
Job Postings [-]
- beaky brain monsters-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Elanalanae Longchaser to learn more.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gronorg Headcracker if intrigued.
- Help! Want to earn some quick coin? wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Dave Chagan to learn more.
- Help! Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Merm Darkshredder if interested.
- sewing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Donic Colham for more information.
- Help! taste tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Ghezor se S'hoorssen.
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome toads required. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xuus Oozemurder.
- Abaril Lumbertun is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled salter. He appears gosipy.
- Jory Franstone is a female human who is known in the region as being a decent cobbler. She appears mopey.
- Falcobine Slyward is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre seamstress. He appears jesterly.
- Aeshiaiyn Mistmoon is a male elf who is known in the city as being a decent physician. He appears smug.
- Barrim Jetmolder is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent outfitter. He appears battle-ready.
- Doney Jamenson is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled grocer. She appears deluded.
- Beborn Ambersall is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled priest. He appears jolly.
- Jam Rosengton is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled bookseller. He appears lonely.
- Ada Simplejay is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a skilled navigator. She appears territorial.
- Jam Whitemell, an efficient female half-elf. She is an expert who is following rumors of riches.
- Morag Coralkeg, a gosipy female dwarf. She is an expert who is here to destroy an artifact.
These establishments worthy of mention in Kalains:
- The Honest Cup Shoppe [+]
- The Whirling Hops Butchers [+]
- The Lonely Rock Inc. [+]
- The Gritty Lotus Docs [+]
- The Gelded Cup Middle School [+]
- The Thirsty Hen Worship House [+]
- The Glaring Swagger Inc. [+]
- The Squalid Lion Shoes [+]
- The Drifting Demon House [+]