Welcome to Chatsfun!

Chatsfun is known for the following resources:

• A magical mine inhabited by tame scorpions that are visited frequently by wenches.
• A magical battle field inhabited by wild parrots that are frequented by locals. Vessrall said rumors tell of bags of platinum in a dungeon.
• A magical mine inhabited by vampire elephants that are visited frequently by kittens. One might dig up a chest containing diamonds in a well.
• Bountiful quail bevies that are visited frequently by gru. Gheal heh Yeral said somoeone said someone found bags of diamonds buried near there.

• I'm looking for rare imps, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Atgurg Skullcrusher.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Alisil Kazisoult if intrigued.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a secret. Contact Perne Hillbottle.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Morgin Onyxface.
• Wanted: I'm looking for rare carniverous butterflies, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Danry Bentone.
• Bounty for mephits, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Grungan Copperrobe.
• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ilixter.
• A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Nhobd Armripper.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Safety not guaranteed. Reward available. Contact Blaguzg Backbreaker.
• Required: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. No pay until task is completed successfully. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Beina Dudgather for further details.
• Help! tincure tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ulorin Jetcrown.

• Hilne Watersall is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled painter. He appears unreliable.
• Benellly Cottontoe is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a mediocre tilemaker. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Mal Ashblower is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled porter. She appears jolly.
• Ama Weatherfoot is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a mocked watercarrier. She appears cowed.
• Falne Teajay is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre ship captain. He appears guarded.
• Perdi Wetman is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled handyman. She appears mopey.
• Faeartlleu Whiteriver is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a legendary bucklemaker. She appears mocking.
• Coborn Shadowmidas is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent magic dealer. She appears cautious.
• Larlananae Jadehunter is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent roofer. She appears clumsy.
• Done Feren is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a gifted salter. She appears solemn.
• Larhialleu Heartstryke is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent cartwright. He appears shifty.
• Dave Giacoerley is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a mocked furrier. She appears deluded.
• James Bernaman is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted bounty hunter. She appears mopey.
• Amabornne Quickhand is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a renowned barber. She appears jaded.

• Dan Whiting, a melancholy male half-elf. He is a fighter who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Daney Benling, a vengeful female human. She is a warrior who is fleeing a bad family situation.
• Jam Gilham, a xenophobic male human. He is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Elariglas Farbreeze, a guilty male half-elf. He is a monk who is here to buy spices.
• Donry Colhouse, a sick male half-elf. He is a monk who is fleeing an abusive lover.

These establishments worthy of mention in Chatsfun:

• The Fumbling Weasels Fine Books [+] The Fumbling Weasels Fine Books is a small, cluttered-looking bookstore. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and two windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an easily offended half-elf named Jo Danrough. The bookstore is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the bookstore. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Orange Nomad Shoppe [+] The Orange Nomad Shoppe is a small, clean-looking firepit. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a solemn half-elf named Davey Rosenhouse. The firepit is known for very high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the firepit. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Master Kettles Coop Hoop [+] The Master Kettles Coop Hoop is a large, disgusting-looking cooperage. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an outlandish half-elf named Dave Harter. The cooperage is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the cooperage. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Skull Mercenary [+] The Surly Skull Mercenary is a small, filthy-looking adventurers guild. The building faces northeast with large windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an idealistic halfling named Serly Fastgage. The adventurers guild is known for unreasonable prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear sound of sparring, you smell burning coals, and you see weapons against the wall. There is 1 customer in the adventurers guild. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Kettles Inc. [+] The Ripped Kettles Inc. is a large, dirty-looking townhouse. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a helpful half-elf named Alalenava Firegazer. The townhouse is known for varying prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the townhouse. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Peacock General Mechandise [+] The Cloven Peacock General Mechandise is a huge, messy-looking grocery store. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a nervous half-elf named Dane Stabrook. The grocery store is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the grocery store. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Elf Inc. [+] The Refuge Elf Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking townhouse. The building faces south with many windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a cowed halfling named Po Greatjay. The townhouse is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the townhouse. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Dwarves Inc. [+] The Marbled Dwarves Inc. is a small, dusty-looking tannery. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an authoritarian halfling named Malcobdo Springbarrel. The tannery is known for varying prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you hear an odd thumping sound, and you see skins stretching. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Demon Inc. [+] The Glaring Demon Inc. is a small, dirty-looking weaponshop. The building faces southwest with clean windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by an exhausted halfling named Ser Honorhill. The weaponshop is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Nomad Inc. [+] The Gray Nomad Inc. is an average sized, damp-looking transportation. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an unreliable half-elf named Dan Francgan. The transportation is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the transportation. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Crate Grave Diggers [+] The Wanton Crate Grave Diggers is a normal sized, neat-looking graveyard. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, small windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an insecure half-elf named Ilyarttel Shadowfeather. The graveyard is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the graveyard. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Hops Rugs [+] The Warm Hops Rugs is a huge, dirty-looking rugmaker. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, three windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a worrying half-elf named Danry Andreand. The rugmaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the rugmaker. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Harpoon Inc. [+] The Dew Harpoon Inc. is a huge, disgusting-looking masonry shop. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed half-elf named Doney Blackworth. The masonry shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the masonry shop. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Yawning Inc. [+] The Desert Yawning Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking masonry shop. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, clean windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an embittered half-elf named Larlanlleu Silentlight. The masonry shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.