Welcome to Bad Laurnow!

Bad Laurnow is known for the following resources:

• Abundant clam beds that are visited frequently by travelers. Bardor Brasstable said rumors tell of piles of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.
• Substantial berry patches that are feared by wenches. Somoeone said someone found bags of saphires in a well.
• Quail bevies that are visited frequently by magic users.
• Endangered carnivorous parrot companies that are visited frequently by magic users. Khalzin ahn Khalzor said the locals speak of bags of iron maidens hidden around somewhere.

• Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Hubakh Backbreaker The Red.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Ghukab Armkiller.
• I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Trellrc.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Ilyttel Broadsong.
• Help Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Vessrrl if intrigued.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mkasr Cleaverdoom.
• Looking for work? seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact En'toor.
• carniverous butterflies-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Solum Neckcracker for more details.
• giant spiders-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Snorgan Claynose for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jam MacStaden for further details.
• I have carniverous butterflies in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. References required. Contact Elhlak for more information.
• Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Must be a quick learner. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Teb.
• Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a secret. Contact Anka.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Must submit to background check. Contact Delellssa Kennyrblade.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Drogin Onyxeye.
• taste tester wanted. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Voths.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Torlita Tiddlybit.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ogbud Skullbreaker if intrigued.
• mephits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jam Davwell.
• A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jat to learn more.
• Help Needed: Someone stole my goat. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Mas'ith.

• Yorond Coralvein is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre ostler. She appears impatient.
• Delellai Auvreashade is a female drow who is known in the city as being a decent bookbinder. She appears smitten.
• Ababin Holyaltar is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled cutler. He appears skeptical.
• Filrigthil Ousseawatch is a female drow who is known in the region as being a decent beer seller. She appears intimidating.
• Joe Simonall is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted maidservant. She appears giddy.
• Adaartthil Keennight is a female drow who is known in the city as being a skilled cutler. She appears guarded.
• Ayauul Runemarr is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a mocked collier. She appears embittered.
• Belrigtel Nightrisen is a male drow who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled collier. He appears jaded.
• Danic Stanmell is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tanner. She appears grieving.
• Gaal Masbash is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled blacksmith. She appears clumsy.
• Dane Gilin is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled butcher. She appears nosy.
• Alelantel Swiftfeather is a male drow who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled baker. He appears drunken.
• Theanu Stormis is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled laborer. He appears vengeful.
• Darartai Dryearsinger is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a skilled outfitter. He appears gambling.
• Codta Boroganthi is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent warehouse worker. He appears trusting.
• Thorond Coldmace is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled saddler. He appears authoritarian.
• Halartssa Silentgleam is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a legendary jeweler. He appears xenophobic.
• Yordor Oilcairn is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled navigator. She appears jaded.
• Oestios Thundersinger is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent teamster. He appears forgetful.
• Grimbin Lightchest is a male deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled specialty smith. He appears deluded.
• Chalanlas Riversong is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a renowned mason. She appears gambling.
• Garayes Orvidol is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled blacksmith. She appears thick.
• Booros Orkan is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled artist. He appears resentful.
• Rinoren Lagranhoof is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled tailor. She appears trusting.
• Grumbin Stonerobe is a female deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent cartwright. She appears embittered.
• Jory Jameden is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled spicemerchant. She appears drunken.

• Kloshok Mokkiller, a giddy female bugbear. She is a cleric who is doing something questionable.
• Tudet Brainhost, a lonely female bugbear. She is an expert who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Mal Wobbjet, a gambling male gnome. He is a druid who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Jame Danter, a homesick male human. He is a commoner who is on a mission from the gods.
• Fax, a mocking male kobold. He is a druid who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Prarrr, an intimidated female mindflayer. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Belriganae Keenfeather, a melancholy female elf. She is a commoner who is seeking honest work.
• Gabgan Tinkergadget, an intimidated male gnome. He is an expert who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Don Harield, a shifty female human. She is a commoner who is seeking revenge.
• Davic Chaton, a lonely androgynous lycanthrope. It is a warrior who is fleeing a natural disaster.
• Jam Burinson, an unreliable male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Tilzer, a boastful female troglodyte. She is a monk who is finding a missing artifact.
• Don Davston, a gambling female human. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Tilka, a shifty female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is finding work as a healer.
• Grimbin Carbonmansion, a prejudiced female deep dwarf. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Zhobdog Bonecracker, a patriotic male orc. He is a barbarian who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Gwahiassa Duskspear, a nihilistic male elf. He is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Terga Bregspire, a nosy male minotaur. He is a monk who is seeking dishonest work.
• Ninrette Tinkerblast, a fashion concious male gnome. He is a bard who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Shadd Legripper, a nosy male bugbear. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Yop, a forgetful female oddball. She is an aristocrat who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Teb, an accusatory male oddball. He is a commoner who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Ardal Dragonbarrel, a drunken male dwarf. He is an expert who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Alli Gyrogauge, a cowed male gnome. He is a fighter who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Amada Dudbarrel, a patriotic male halfling. He is an expert who is seeking dishonest work.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Laurnow:

• The Stowaway Fireplace Dry Goods [+] The Stowaway Fireplace Dry Goods is a huge, cluttered-looking general store. The building faces north with barred windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a forgetful drow named Gaelenava Swiftstrike. The general store is known for very high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the general store. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Cesspit Scribe [+] The Blue Cesspit Scribe is an average sized, neat-looking copyoffice. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, small windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a worrying drow named Gaelenlas Wavegazer. The copyoffice is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the copyoffice. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Turkey Temple [+] The Frosty Turkey Temple is a huge, clean-looking church. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, small windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a jaded half-dwarf named Doney Casill. The church is known for suspiciously low prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell weapons being sharpened, you see people walking around in a daze, and you hear silence. There are 3 customers in the church. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Six Maiden Shipyard [+] The Six Maiden Shipyard is a small, dirty-looking shipyard. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a gambling deep dwarf named Grundin Marblestaff. The shipyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the shipyard. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Toad Textiles [+] The Slippery Toad Textiles is an average sized, messy-looking mercer. The building faces northeast with two windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed half-dwarf named Yordor Redcoin. The mercer is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Dwarves Studio [+] The Stinking Dwarves Studio is a small, tidy-looking sculpting house. The building faces south with many windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lonely deep dwarf named Ababor Clashinganvil. The sculpting house is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the sculpting house. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Devil Inc. [+] The Flying Devil Inc. is a typical sized, disgusting-looking dock. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a patriotic deep dwarf named Garond Drakefounder. The dock is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the dock. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Pig Inc. [+] The Robber Pig Inc. is a typical sized, neat-looking spicemerchant. The building faces east with two windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a jolly minotaur named Arurg Dawnmist. The spicemerchant is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the spicemerchant. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Peacock Shoppe [+] The Beefy Peacock Shoppe is a typical sized, clean-looking cheeseshop. The building faces south with barred windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pacifistic deep dwarf named Brobul Grandmansion. The cheeseshop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see many wheels of chese, you hear yelling in the back, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There is 1 customer in the cheeseshop. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Rose Druggist [+] The Hilltop Rose Druggist is a typical sized, clean-looking apothecary. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an egotistical half-dwarf named Mickry Andrin. The apothecary is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, you smell damp earth, and you hear yelling from the back of the shop. There are 3 customers in the apothecary. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Kraken Inc. [+] The Fat Kraken Inc. is a typical sized, neat-looking tile shop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, dirty windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lonely drow named Chalananae Tyrgale. The tile shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 3 customers in the tile shop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Monk Meats [+] The Voluptuous Monk Meats is a huge, smelly-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous deep dwarf named Borkon Jeteye. The slaughterhouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the slaughterhouse. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Peddler Inc. [+] The Marbled Peddler Inc. is a large, clean-looking tannery. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, dirty windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a quiet minotaur named Gilldol Ragebash. The tannery is known for very high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you see skins stretching, and you smell leather. There are 2 customers in the tannery. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Beauty Dry Goods [+] The Strangled Beauty Dry Goods is a normal sized, orderly-looking general store. The building faces northwest with broken windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a violent half-dwarf named Brokon Doughaxe. The general store is known for very high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the general store. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Rouge Shop [+] The Fermented Rouge Shop is a normal sized, messy-looking barbershop. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted drow named Elanalanae Duskeye. The barbershop is known for high prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear a good laught, you smell disenfectant, and you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet. There are 5 customers in the barbershop. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Friends [+] The Flabby Friends is an average sized, damp-looking ropemaker. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and round windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an attentive half-dwarf named Drogan Graycask. The ropemaker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the ropemaker. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Great Flask Sheath Store [+] The Great Flask Sheath Store is a huge, clean-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with a split wood storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful half-dwarf named Grungan Tinanvil. The scabbard maker is known for moderate prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the scabbard maker. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Six Dead Ship Repair [+] The Six Dead Ship Repair is a large, disgusting-looking shipyard. The building faces south with three windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a cautious deep dwarf named Balrun Tigermail. The shipyard is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the shipyard. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Cesspit Farmers Market [+] The Cardinal Cesspit Farmers Market is a typical sized, disgusting-looking haymerchant. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an authoritarian drow named Faeriginne Tyrneaoak. The haymerchant is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Dragon Herbalist [+] The Dripping Dragon Herbalist is a normal sized, dirty-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a solemn minotaur named Arurg Whitenon. The herbalist shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the herbalist shop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Knife Shrine [+] The Tattered Knife Shrine is a typical sized, filthy-looking temple. The building faces northeast with three windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a clumsy drow named Halnalava Goldenwater. The temple is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the temple. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Boar Chop House [+] The Royal Boar Chop House is a small, tidy-looking cutlery shop. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and three windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken minotaur named Alimore Oatwind. The cutlery shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the cutlery shop. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Halfling Leatherworks [+] The Broken Halfling Leatherworks is a large, orderly-looking leathershop. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious half-dwarf named Daney Kleinham. The leathershop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the leathershop. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Bunch Fine Books [+] The Frozen Bunch Fine Books is a huge, packed-looking bookstore. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, stained windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a thick deep dwarf named Baldor Greengrave. The bookstore is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the bookstore. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Goblins Furs [+] The Vulgar Goblins Furs is a small, dusty-looking furtrade. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken half-dwarf named Grimag Clawslayer. The furtrade is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the furtrade. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Pony Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Pony Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is an average sized, messy-looking bucklery. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a boastful half-dwarf named Jamry Simonall. The bucklery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the bucklery. The police hit up the owner and patrons.