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Welcome to Wadber!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,262
  • Children: 28.13% (355)
  • Elderly: 13.00% (164)

Racial Breakdown

  • 652 half-orc (51.6%)
  • 403 halfling (31.9%)
  • 75 half-elf (5.9%)
  • 66 dwarf (5.2%)
  • 30 elf (2.3%)
  • 20 other (1.5%)
  • 16 human (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 67 Businesses
  • 141 Specialists
  • 141 Residences

Summary [-]

Wadber is a small town in the Moolkan District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest small town is sparsely populated (3,664/sq km), covers 0.34 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 657 meters.

Climate [-]

Wadber has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally mild with high variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Wadber sees a binary star overhead: Uulus, an average yellow star and Silon, an average blue star. Wadber also has a single moon: Elaletheus, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive pulsar that has been around for all eternity and a massive galaxy that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a poorly maintained rubble wall that is 1 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.54 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Wadber; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth cobblestone streets in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and trade.

Government [-]

Wadber is governed through a dictatorship, where the ruler or small clique wield absolute power (not restricted by a constitution or laws). The government as a whole is seen as minimally competent. Officials in Wadber are often seen as willing to look the other way for the right price and the policies are loved. The political influence of Wadber in the region is thriving due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Wadber is ruled by Despot Yerzor ahn Gheal. The Despot has been in power for many years and is feared by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Despot and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained through a fair and just legal system.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 1.58% of the population (20 adults).

Military [-]

Wadber has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 189 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 66 (5.25%). Of the active duty military, 8 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and poorly maintained wall, Wadber is properly fortified. Wadber fighters are despised for their use of hand axes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Wadber is currently shaky.

Resources [-]

Wadber is known for the following resources:

  • A magical cave inhabited by carnivorous quails that are hunted by locals. One might find a stash of emeralds hidden around somewhere.
  • Dragon wiers that are feared by vampires. One might find piles of small lyres in a dungeon.
  • Cork bushes that are avoided by gru.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, the royals of Port Gilbdale lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day Keeleras Armiilg the demon took over the town. The royals tried to kill Keeleras Armiilg, but were caught. Along came a hero named Guggosh Backbreaker, who was a valiant knight. Guggosh had the thought to slay the demon by making a wager with Keeleras Armiilg. When Guggosh Backbreaker faced the demon, Guggosh Backbreaker killed the demon and rescued the hostages.
  • Way back when, a vampire named Rop frequented the field. Villagers say that if you confront him, you will be stricken blind.
  • Long, long ago, a serial killer named Klokob lingered in the woods. Folks say that if you confront him, you will die within 24 hours.

Events [-]

Wadber is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Tgemt Bigkill to learn more.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Lorim Bearfinger.
  • Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Khalzin fe S'herzin.
  • lizards-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Special attire required. Will pay in gold. Contact Hathina Youngstride.
  • beaky brain monsters-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Azlia Plainstride.
  • Mamag Armbreaker has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Co Scatterwanderer.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen painting. Prior experience required. Reward available. Contact Ham Tiddlyblast.
  • onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Elanalssa Dirthriver.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Zet Metaldamn.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Danes Davidtone if intrigued.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Hogogh Necksnapper.

People [-]

The people in Wadber are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Jamey Dilell is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a decent salter. She appears insecure.
  • Jo Tramland is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled tinker. He appears jolly.
  • Be Ashjay is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre miller. He appears skeptical.
  • Balril Crunchsmith is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked outfitter. She appears trusting.
  • Co Homeshadow is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a decent herbalist. He appears authoritarian.
  • Gwanalai Hawkeye is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled professor. He appears melancholy.
  • Mormir Brightcavern is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled chandler. He appears resentful.
  • Daney Gilall is a female human who is known in the city as being a mediocre mason. She appears spiteful.
  • Done Simonworth is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent librarian. She appears forbidding.
  • Illvarinne Wavewhisper is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled woodworker. She appears xenophobic.
  • Perborn Boffineye is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a skilled physician. She appears cowed.
  • Halriglleu Duskingwhisper is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled doctor. He appears patronizing.
  • Elahiainne Goldenshadow is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled trader. He appears grieving.
  • Darartinne Brightdrake is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a mocked seamstress. She appears greedy.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Bonrette Tiddlysprocket, a contrarian female gnome. She is a barbarian who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
  • James Stoden, a melancholy male half-elf. He is a barbarian who is here to buy supplies.
  • Elariginne Lightspear, a nervous male elf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Elvaranae Lightsong, a gambling female half-elf. She is a commoner who is seeing the world.
  • Balorin Grandshoulder, a pious male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • Mickry Davidill, a forbidding male half-orc. He is a bard who is cleaning out a wealthy person.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Wadber:

  • The Sterling Thunderbird Sculptures [+]
  • The Grumbling Fox Inc. [+]
  • The Mangy Virgin Inc. [+]
  • The Honest Frog Shop [+]
  • The Guinea Jade Harnesses [+]
  • The Robber Dwarf Inc. [+]
  • The Sleepy Paladin Fabrics [+]
  • The Mangy Lion Inc. [+]
  • The Dry Yawning Shoppe [+]
  • The Dancing Nomad Inc. [+]
  • The Seven Rock Candle Maker [+]
  • The Angry Cloak Shoppe [+]
  • The Perfumed Mead Vineyards [+]
  • The Guinea Bull Harnesses [+]