Welcome to Floydpool!

Floydpool is known for the following resources:

• Abundant parrot companies that are frequented by unicorns. Bromir Tinblade said somoeone said someone found bags of gold in a tomb nearby.
• A cursed tower inhabited by tame woodpeckers that are visited frequently by children.
• Poisonous kangaroo mobs that are frequented by travelers. Rumors tell of piles of copper in a dungeon.
• A new battle field inhabited by vampire cormorants that are avoided by wenches. Rumors tell of piles of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
• A cursed mine inhabited by tame kittens that are visited frequently by magic users. Rumors tell of a stash of gold in a dungeon.
• Primal bamboo patches that are hunted by zombies. Belvarssa Dawncloak said the locals speak of bags of small lyres buried near there.
• Magical amber deposits that are avoided by kittens. Rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes buried near there.

• Help! Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. References required. Contact Glugud Neckripper.
• wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Joes Giacotone if intrigued.
• Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Dugan Bearfang.
• Warrior seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Burunanu Rainfury.
• Required: Someone stole my golden skill. Find the louse, dead or alive. Mild danger may be involved. Reward available. Contact Xregd Ironstomach for further details.
• Required: gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Delalia Spiritilg if intrigued.
• Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Tbomd Laughfury.
• carniverous butterflies-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Nasag Skullsnapper for more information.
• Missing goat. We suspect rust rats are the culprit. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gohdra Grimmane.
• Required: I'm looking for rare cockatrices, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Xregd Metalrot.
• Adept seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kurm Bladebasher for more details.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grumdal Amberback for further details.
• Needed: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Donry Carrough for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghezin teh Ghezin.
• Missing tomatoes. We suspect toads are the culprit. Reward available. Contact Ubal Oaktooth.
• Need a change of pace? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Cobard Foresttopple.
• Help! Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome giant spiders required. Will owe you a huge favor. No previous experience required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Ghriraz.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Contact Kbok Rockfury if interested.
• Help Wanted: squirrels-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jat.

• Elelltars Frostgazer is a female drow who is known in the world as being a gifted cutler. She appears loud.
• Ilynallleu Tyrnearose is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a skilled grocer. She appears scattered.
• Dave Daving is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned good samaritan. He appears lonely.
• Faldor Firegrave is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted mercer. She appears gambling.
• Daves Andreing is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a decent actor. He appears flirtatious.
• Masrc is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a legendary cobbler. She appears attentive.
• Jo Morall is a female lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a skilled soldier. She appears conspirational.
• Abatthil Kindshield is a female drow who is known in the world as being a legendary chickenbutcher. She appears giddy.
• Ilvarlleu Norrerisen is a male drow who is known in the world as being a decent potter. He appears cautious.
• Dak Oakmane is a female ogre who is known in the city as being a renowned sculptor. She appears pacifistic.
• Waerc is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned bather. He appears trusting.
• Davey Davidston is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent professor. She appears forbidding.
• Pobal Eaglesnout is a female ogre who is known in the world as being a decent jeweler. She appears pious.
• Donic Broorth is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled laborer. She appears easily offended.
• Jory Goodford is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled social worker. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Throrin Roarsmith is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned magic dealer. She appears apologetic.
• Jo Jameton is a female lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled grocer. She appears skeptical.
• Jame Harick is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a decent weaver. He appears quiet.
• Gaerigava Teasen'song is a male drow who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled fishmonger. He appears grieving.
• Gobal Oakmane is a male ogre who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled wine seller. He appears boastful.
• Jamic Danster is a male lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a decent tinker. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Faetaen Melithfeather is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled rugmaker. She appears lovelorn.
• Kigan Oxmane is a female ogre who is known in the region as being a decent laborer. She appears spiteful.

• Bargan Smokebellows, a vengeful male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Ghabg Headcracker, a cowed female orc. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Cak, a drunken male kobold. He is a barbarian who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Rat, a deluded female kobold. She is a commoner who is fleeing from forced labor.
• Danic Broerley, a scattered female human. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Erlenanae Blackrun, a healthy male elf. He is a sorcerer who is seeking revenge.
• Hecariara Lagrancaller, a greedy female minotaur. She is an expert who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Gaeellinne Firedawn, a flirtatious male drow. He is a barbarian who is doing something nefarious.
• Khalzor fe Khalal, a healthy male lizardfolk. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Mickry MacHarield, a lovelorn female half-orc. She is a rogue who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Faenaltars Hawkrose, a cowed male drow. He is a druid who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Alaartssa Ravenblade, a violent female drow. She is a commoner who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Brobul Copperblade, a homesick male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Bin Armcrusher, a lonely female bugbear. She is a barbarian who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Nbods Darkmouth, a nervous female hobgoblin. She is a rogue who is cleaning out a bug infestation.

These establishments worthy of mention in Floydpool:

• The Stumpy Ulcer Hall [+] The Stumpy Ulcer Hall is a huge, damp-looking adventurers guild. The building faces south with many windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a battle-ready mindflayer named Enril. The adventurers guild is known for suspiciously low prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell smell of blood, you hear a dog barking, and you see weapons against the wall. There are 4 customers in the adventurers guild. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Northern Dead Bags [+] The Northern Dead Bags is a typical sized, smelly-looking pursemaker. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, many windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty mindflayer named Prith. The pursemaker is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the pursemaker. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Knife Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Knife Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a typical sized, packed-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a patriotic lycanthrope named Micke Brownhews. The bucklery is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Devil Timberyard [+] The Screaming Devil Timberyard is a typical sized, damp-looking lumberyard. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful lycanthrope named Jamey Dilton. The lumberyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the lumberyard. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Flask Purse Shop [+] The Olde Flask Purse Shop is a normal sized, dirty-looking pursemaker. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and three windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient half-dwarf named Armir Broadhand. The pursemaker is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Well Poor House [+] The Slade Well Poor House is a small, clean-looking almshouse. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, large windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an intimidating drow named Gaelanlas Goldshade. The almshouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the almshouse. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbling Bunk Roofing [+] The Wobbling Bunk Roofing is a huge, filthy-looking roofer. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and small windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an unreliable mindflayer named Wouide. The roofer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the roofer. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Bill Inc. [+] The Nomadic Bill Inc. is a large, orderly-looking weaver. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an egotistical half-dwarf named Borgar Lightningvein. The weaver is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the weaver. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Wagon Inc. [+] The Lonely Wagon Inc. is a huge, tidy-looking winery. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a beligerent drow named Faeartinne Softsinger. The winery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the winery. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Weasels Middle School [+] The Furious Weasels Middle School is an average sized, dirty-looking school. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a melancholy lycanthrope named Jam Jameidge. The school is known for steep prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the school. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Kettles Force [+] The Dew Kettles Force is a small, damp-looking barrack. The building faces south with a mud storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a nihilistic mindflayer named Harpair. The barrack is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear voices, you smell sweat and beer, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There are 4 customers in the barrack. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Snake Leatherworks [+] The Broken Snake Leatherworks is a typical sized, damp-looking leathershop. The building faces northwest with no windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful drow named Gaeellai Leafdrake. The leathershop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the leathershop. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Cesspit Shop [+] The Fermented Cesspit Shop is a huge, disgusting-looking barbershop. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty lycanthrope named Danry MacHarford. The barbershop is known for high prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear snipping sissors, you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet, and you smell disenfectant. There are 5 customers in the barbershop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Great Pig Scabbards [+] The Great Pig Scabbards is a large, damp-looking scabbard maker. The building faces southeast with many windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy ogre named Gubal Oakmane. The scabbard maker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the scabbard maker. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Bunk Inc. [+] The Victorious Bunk Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking university. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, barred windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a worrying lycanthrope named Mickes Casstone. The university is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the university. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Cesspit Inc. [+] The Lonely Cesspit Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking winery. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed lycanthrope named Danic Antonmell. The winery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the winery. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The New Dwarves [+] The New Dwarves is a small, packed-looking glove shop. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a flirtatious lycanthrope named Dave Chaall. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the glove shop. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Lion Enchanters [+] The Twin Lion Enchanters is a huge, neat-looking alchemy shop. The building faces south with a mud storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a boastful lycanthrope named Joic Antonewicz. The alchemy shop is known for extravagant prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear a rythimic scraping, you smell burning coals, and you see a two headed chicken wandering around. There are 3 customers in the alchemy shop. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Wand Chop House [+] The Royal Wand Chop House is a small, tidy-looking cutlery shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding mindflayer named Chturrl. The cutlery shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the cutlery shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Cesspit Rugs [+] The Warm Cesspit Rugs is a normal sized, damp-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with two windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a worrying lycanthrope named Dav Matinson. The rugmaker is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the rugmaker. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Hall Supplies [+] The Tired Hall Supplies is a large, cluttered-looking chandlery shop. The building faces north with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty lycanthrope named Dane Franerley. The chandlery shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the chandlery shop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Thunderbird Designs [+] The Twisted Thunderbird Designs is a small, cluttered-looking engineering firm. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a gosipy half-dwarf named Garril Lightningslayer. The engineering firm is known for varying prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the engineering firm. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Song Supplies [+] The Tipsy Song Supplies is an average sized, crowded-looking chandlery shop. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an efficient lycanthrope named Jamry Bernaleton. The chandlery shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are no customers in the chandlery shop. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.