Welcome to Talpar!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 99
  • Children: 12.12% (12)
  • Elderly: 24.24% (24)

Racial Breakdown

  • 54 goblin (54.5%)
  • 37 half-dwarf (37.3%)
  • 6 lizardfolk (6%)
  • 1 kobold (1%)
  • 1 other (1%)


  • 1 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 13 Residences

Summary [-]

Talpar is a settlement in the Sarman Domain with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (44/sq km), covers 2.25 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1692 meters.

Climate [-]

Talpar has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally cool with little variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Talpar sees a single star overhead: Ton, an average white star. Talpar also has a double moon: Mola, a supermassive pale yellow moon and Prole, a massive rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny supernova that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Talpar; 1 road is major. The city is lined with filthy dirt roads in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a market district.

Government [-]

Talpar is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in Talpar are often seen as honest and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Talpar in the region is wilting due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Talpar is ruled by Commander Jo Rosentt. The Commander has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is revered by the people. There is public opposition to the Commander and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained by secret police raiding homes in the dead of night.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a neighborhood watch, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Talpar has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 13 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 6 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, Talpar is poorly fortified. Talpar fighters are praised for their use of tonfas in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered terribly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Talpar is currently calm.

Resources [-]

Talpar is known for the following resources:

  • Wild spider clusters that are visited frequently by townspeople. One might dig up bags of monkey wrenches buried near there.
  • A creepy gazebo inhabited by wild beavers that are hunted by townspeople. One might dig up bags of gold in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the days of yore, the villagers of Geodale lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day S'hoorzin teh Yeral the serial killer destroyed a nearby village. The villagers tried to stop the serial killer, but didn't get close. Along came Xodub Rockhand the hobgoblin, who was a valiant knight. Xodub had an idea to slay the serial killer by causing a distraction while others struck. When Xodub Rockhand faced the serial killer, Xodub Rockhand defeated S'hoorzin teh Yeral and rescued the hostages.
  • Many years ago, a hag haunted the town. Commoners say that the hag will ask for your help, then give you a gift if you are nice.
  • Legends tell of Jam's Harp, a unique harp with the capability to find any item. It was last seen years ago.
  • In times gone by, an old woman haunted the world and was drawn towards acts of greed. People say that the old woman will ask a favor of you, then give you a gift if you are nice.
  • In times past, a demon named Estesoe roamed the fields and was drawn towards acts of greed. Commoners say that if you touch him, you will be killed.

Events [-]

Talpar is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen holy symbol. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Pot to learn more.
  • Needed: Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Special attire required. Contact Delnalaen Stillhelm.
  • Wanted: Bounty for darkmantles, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tudadr Laughdoom.
  • Wanted: rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact Xrexn Dreadstomach to learn more.
  • Bored? beaky brain monsters-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Vessth.
  • Wanted: taste tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Rbub Wormdeath.

People [-]

The people in Talpar despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Pat is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned forester. She appears nihilistic.
  • Yornir Pearlsmasher is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre priest. She appears drunken.
  • Rxot Wormbasher is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a mediocre timberwright. She appears battle-ready.
  • Zat is a female kobold who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled pursemaker. She appears guilty.
  • Throdal Granitehammer is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled warehouse worker. He appears self-obsessed.
  • S'hoorzor se Gheal is a female lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a mediocre bounty hunter. She appears jesterly.
  • S'hoorzin se S'hooral is a male lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a decent jailer. He appears trusting.
  • Nberm Darkslay is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent leatherworker. He appears patriotic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Balgar Pearlhunter, an intimidated female half-dwarf. She is a rogue who is delivering a message to a thug.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Talpar:

  • The Eastern Knife Wares [+]
  • The Belching Devil Magic Shop [+]
  • The Elven Wine Money Lenders [+]
  • The Mulled Dragon Beer Garden [+]
  • The Drunken Crate Jewelers [+]
  • The Sterling Tree Shoes [+]
  • The Wobbling Beauty Construction [+]
  • The Forsaken Octopus General Goods [+]