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Welcome to Kirkrard!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 98
  • Children: 32.65% (32)
  • Elderly: 9.18% (9)

Racial Breakdown

  • 53 hobgoblin (54%)
  • 35 deep dwarf (35.7%)
  • 8 mindflayer (8.1%)
  • 1 minotaur (1%)
  • 1 other (1%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 13 Residences

Summary [-]

Kirkrard is a settlement in the Tregan Domain with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (45/sq km), covers 2.18 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1666 meters.

Climate [-]

Kirkrard has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally pleasant with high variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Kirkrard sees a single star overhead: Ton, an average red star. Kirkrard also has a double moon: Mole, a large pale yellow moon and Prome, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny nearby planet that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Kirkrard; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy dirt roads in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and mercy.

Government [-]

Kirkrard is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as effective overall. Officials in Kirkrard are often seen as fair and the policies are despised. The political influence of Kirkrard in the region is growing due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Kirkrard is ruled by Prime Minister Don Andretone. The Prime Minister has been in power for mere days and is despised by the people. There is hostile opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, who can be bribed. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Kirkrard has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 13 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 6 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and lack of defensible wall, Kirkrard is poorly fortified. Kirkrard fighters are praised for their use of stump knives in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered terribly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Kirkrard is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Kirkrard is known for the following resources:

  • Defenseless kangaroo mobs that are visited frequently by unicorns. Tudus Nightgloom said rumors tell of a stash of monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.
  • A creepy mine inhabited by tame cobras that are avoided by locals.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In days gone by, the villagers of North Guttenmead Bay lived in peace. Things were peaceful, but one day a vampire named Poduk Eaglefang destroyed a nearby village. The villagers tried to kill Poduk Eaglefang, but didn't get close. Along came a self-obsessed troglodyte named Surpg, who was a valiant knight. Surpg had an idea to slay the vampire by killing the vampire while she slept. When Surpg faced the vampire, Surpg killed the vampire and rescued the hostages.
  • Years ago, a vampire named Mhutgsh frequented the fields at dusk and was drawn towards misbehaving children. They say that if you hear him, you will die within 24 hours.

Events [-]

Kirkrard is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Must provide your own transportation. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Davic Morham.
  • Need a change of pace? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. Must be a quick learner. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Cor.
  • Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Aleellinne Darkwaker.
  • Looking for something new? pig wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Nin Wobbfiz.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Gilina Geargauge.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Contact Danic Harville.

People [-]

The people in Kirkrard despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Sekurg Zhahoof is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent teamster. He appears accusatory.
  • Delomban Stoneak is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a gifted woodseller. He appears idealistic.
  • Bardal Talonhelm is a male deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned cartwright. He appears fashion concious.
  • Cavurg Stormhoof is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled handyman. He appears patriotic.
  • Helauna Cloudcloud is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled apothecary. He appears intimidating.
  • Cirita Wildhoof is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent mercenary. He appears healthy.
  • Broag Coralkeg is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled magic dealer. He appears chatty.
  • Bordin Sunstone is a male deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked ship captain. He appears authoritarian.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Xtemt Giantslay, a territorial female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is seeing the city.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Kirkrard:

  • The Singing Pig Ship Repair [+]
  • The Hungry Road House of Law [+]
  • The Lazy Wig Wainwright [+]
  • The Wobbly Alicorn Lodge [+]
  • The Lonely Oarhouse Inc. [+]
  • The Wanton Whisper Night Smiths [+]
  • The Blue Toad Shop [+]
  • The Crooked Crate Inc. [+]