Welcome to Port Grafdine River!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,155
  • Children: 37.58% (434)
  • Elderly: 6.23% (72)

Racial Breakdown

  • 830 half-orc (71.8%)
  • 139 half-dwarf (12%)
  • 111 half-elf (9.6%)
  • 59 human (5.1%)
  • 16 other (1.3%)


  • 3 Districts
  • 61 Businesses
  • 114 Specialists
  • 130 Residences

Summary [-]

Port Grafdine River is a small town in the Fullakubia Territory with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest small town is nominally populated (3,617/sq km), covers 0.32 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 638 meters.

Climate [-]

Port Grafdine River has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally mild with strong variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Port Grafdine River sees a binary star overhead: Uun, an average white star and Six, an average yellow star. Port Grafdine River also has a single moon: Elametheus, an average pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive pulsar that has been around for millenia and a massive galaxy that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a magically reinforced sandstone enclosure that is 13 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.09 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Port Grafdine River; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth dirt roads in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, industry, and civic.

Government [-]

Port Grafdine River is governed through an ecclesiastical government, where the government administrated by a church.. The government as a whole is seen as somwhat capable. Officials in Port Grafdine River are often seen as upright and the policies are despised. The political influence of Port Grafdine River in the region is spreading due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Port Grafdine River is ruled by Father Xromd Ghosttwiser. The Father has been in power for decades and is revered by the people. There is secret opposition to the Father and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained through the writ of law.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.56% of the population (18 adults).

Military [-]

Port Grafdine River has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 173 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 83 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 8 (4.75%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and magically reinforced enclosure, Port Grafdine River is properly fortified. Port Grafdine River fighters are despised for their use of battle axes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Port Grafdine River is currently shaky.

Resources [-]

Port Grafdine River is known for the following resources:

  • An old mine inhabited by defenseless beavers that are frequented by unicorns. One might dig up a stash of rubies buried near there.
  • A magical shrine inhabited by poisonous cobras that are frequented by vampires. Somoeone said someone found a stash of small lyres in a dungeon.
  • Rich caterpillar nests that are frequented by zombies. Danes Jackll said the locals speak of bags of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the days of yore, the villagers of Upper LeHolswater thrived. Things were always nice, but one day Anka the vampire slayed a local hero. The villagers tried to stop the vampire, but were caught. Along came a hero named Jory Rosemell, who was a sneaky thief. Jory had an idea to slay the vampire by killing the vampire while she slept. When Jory Rosemell faced the vampire, Jory Rosemell tricked Anka.
  • Many years ago, a dragon named S'hooral stalked the countryside. Villagers say that if you see her, you will never be seen again.

Events [-]

Port Grafdine River is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rhum Skullripper to learn more.
  • Required: Looking for something new? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Must be clean. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Peril Smoothjay.
  • Required: Bored? I'm looking for rare squirrels, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Aeslaniyn Freanicloak.
  • Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Jame Danord for more information.
  • Looking for work? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'herzin heh S'herzin.
  • I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Must be a quick learner. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Grungan Foedoor.
  • Looking for work? Bounty for feral cats, dead or alive. Must be clean. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Morril Holyhammer for more details.
  • Need a change of pace? I have lizards in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Xromd Damnmurder.
  • Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Joes Bernastone.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Will pay in gold. Contact Jit for more details.
  • Warrior seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ghrizer.

People [-]

The people in Port Grafdine River accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Mickes Clayall is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre herbalist. She appears guarded.
  • Jam Danngham is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent trader. She appears jesterly.
  • Odguul Skullsnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled good samaritan. He appears guilty.
  • Drobor Paperbreeches is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre teamster. It appears greedy.
  • Abaarttars Hlaemight is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled rugmaker. He appears impatient.
  • Gorag Roarback is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted armorer. She appears sick.
  • Glomm Skullbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre apothecary. He appears outlandish.
  • Doney Staield is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled carpenter. He appears lovelorn.
  • Mordor Papervault is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent bounty hunter. He appears unreliable.
  • Rrabut Armnor is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent ropemaker. She appears trusting.
  • Illvaraen Starglider is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled herbalist. She appears gosipy.
  • Grunbul Hawkforge is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled chandler. She appears gluttonous.
  • Danic Castwood is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre physician. She appears pacifistic.
  • Khommug Armsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled spicemerchant. She appears pacifistic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Zomn Damngloom, a battle-ready female hobgoblin. She is an adept who is traveling the world as a trader.
  • Tohverani Youngnon, a mopey female minotaur. She is an expert who is delivering a message to a merchant.
  • Paz, an intimidated female kobold. She is a rogue who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Car Cobblecog, a thick female gnome. She is a fighter who is seeing the city.
  • Nop, a patronizing female kobold. She is a rogue who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
  • Mal Fastsall, an impatient male oddball. He is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
  • Danry Daverton, a clumsy male lycanthrope. He is a wizard who is delivering a message to a ruler.
  • Vess'toor, an intimidated androgynous mindflayer. It is a commoner who is finding a missing nemesis.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Port Grafdine River:

  • The Burly Wolfhound Leatherworks [+]
  • The Robber Hatchet Inc. [+]
  • The Frosty Monkey Shrine [+]
  • The Happy House Mill [+]
  • The Grumbling Jade Inc. [+]
  • The Greasy Peddler Scabbards [+]
  • The Desert Widowers Inc. [+]
  • The Frosted Paladin of All That Is Holy [+]
  • The Whirling Toad Meat Handlers [+]
  • The Purple Harpoon Arena [+]
  • The Screaming Rock Timberyard [+]
  • The Playful Tower Hostel [+]
  • The Chicken Princess Farms [+]
  • The Flabby Bill . [+]