Welcome to Eisenber!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 604
  • Children: 40.07% (242)
  • Elderly: 4.47% (27)

Racial Breakdown

  • 517 human (85.5%)
  • 74 half-elf (12.2%)
  • 7 gnome (1.1%)
  • 6 other (0.9%)


  • 2 Districts
  • 29 Businesses
  • 45 Specialists
  • 69 Residences

Summary [-]

Eisenber is a village in the Konmou Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is sparsely populated (1,240/sq km), covers 0.49 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 789 meters.

Climate [-]

Eisenber has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally pleasant with little variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Eisenber sees a single star overhead: Six, an average white star. Eisenber also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for centuries and an imposing black hole that has been around for only a few years.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a recently repaired sandstone palisade that is 7 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.78 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Eisenber; no roads are major. The city is lined with broken dirt roads in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: mercy and wealthy.

Government [-]

Eisenber is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly skillful. Officials in Eisenber are often seen as principled and the policies are despised. The political influence of Eisenber in the region is dwindling rapidly due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Eisenber is ruled by Archbishop James Francford. The Archbishop has been in power for mere hours and is revered by the people. There is public opposition to the Archbishop and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained through the writ of law.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a crime mobs, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being maiming.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.16% of the population (7 adults).

Military [-]

Eisenber has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 87 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 39 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 2 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and recently repaired palisade, Eisenber is moderately fortified. Eisenber fighters are revered for their use of javelins in battle. They are despised for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Eisenber is currently weak.

Resources [-]

Eisenber is known for the following resources:

  • Rock salt deposits that are avoided by townspeople. One might dig up a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
  • A magical mine inhabited by defenseless apes that are visited frequently by travelers. The locals speak of a chest containing monkey wrenches in a dungeon.
  • Vampire chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by gru. The locals speak of bags of gold in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times gone by, an old woman roamed the town during the summer solstice and was drawn towards murderers. Villagers say that the old woman will ask for your help, then imprison you.

Events [-]

Eisenber is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • lizards-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ceekaro.
  • Required: Looking for something new? Bounty for giant spiders, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Dobel Bearfang.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. Reward is a secret. Contact Guzgag Armcrusher for further details.
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for rare cockatrices, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dobel Rocksnout.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. References required. Contact Abagin Slateear.
  • Nhog Legripper has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Kot Rockshredder.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Tulgles Fusecog.
  • Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Davey Chagton.
  • woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must be clean. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Wrater.

People [-]

The people in Eisenber are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Dave Wilstone is a male human who is known in the city as being a decent leatherworker. He appears authoritarian.
  • Ai Gyrowink is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted teamster. He appears mopey.
  • Daves Peterford is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a skilled spicemerchant. She appears outlandish.
  • Arnwan Electroblast is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled furrier. He appears mopey.
  • Jame Whiteerley is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent porter. She appears nihilistic.
  • Bon Tiddlybolt is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a renowned grocer. He appears exhausted.
  • Joes Whiteham is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent messenger. He appears attentive.
  • Cot Fusefiz is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled teacher. He appears intimidated.
  • Dan Greenerley is a female human who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled shoemaker. She appears authoritarian.
  • Joe Martiing is an androgynous half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled illuminator. It appears gosipy.
  • Delellanae Norrerisen is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled artist. He appears intimidating.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Shobgzog Bonenor, a treasure-obsessed male orc. He is a bard who is here to buy slaves.
  • Shaman Groz Armbreaker, a deluded female orc. She is a bard who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Zamm Bonecracker, a helpful male orc. He is a commoner who is fleeing a natural disaster.
  • Chief Dritgosh Headcrusher, an exhausted female half-orc. She is an expert who is doing something amazing.
  • Prar'k'morn, a worrying male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Eisenber:

  • The Gutted Bill Harnesses [+]
  • The Noisy Three Inc. [+]
  • The Tattered Grog Temple [+]
  • The Happy Pipe Millers [+]
  • The Tipsy Snake Supplies [+]
  • The Frozen Boar Temple [+]
  • The Wanton Dead Grave Diggers [+]
  • The Fermented Bill Inc. [+]
  • The Gutted Crate Leather Goods [+]
  • The Drinking Virgin House [+]
  • The Strangled Lion General Merchandise [+]