Welcome to Hayski Bluff!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 3,438
  • Children: 19.43% (668)
  • Elderly: 19.23% (661)

Racial Breakdown

  • 2,448 half-orc (71.2%)
  • 389 half-elf (11.3%)
  • 327 human (9.5%)
  • 107 other (3.1%)
  • 83 gnome (2.4%)
  • 49 elf (1.4%)
  • 35 dwarf (1%)


  • 4 Districts
  • 119 Businesses
  • 463 Specialists
  • 444 Residences

Summary [-]

Hayski Bluff is a town in the Britkanoupe Territory with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (5,804/sq km), covers 0.59 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 866 meters.

Climate [-]

Hayski Bluff has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally mild with high variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Hayski Bluff sees a binary star overhead: Uun, a large yellow star and Lun, a large orange star. Hayski Bluff also has a single moon: Sinoro, a massive dull brown moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive black hole that has been around for centuries, a massive supernova that has been around for only a few years, and an imposing nebula that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a sturdy marble barrier that is 18 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.02 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Hayski Bluff; 1 road is major. The city is lined with smooth dirt tracks in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: wealthy, middleclass, shops, and industry.

Government [-]

Hayski Bluff is governed through a totalitarian government, where the government subordinates individuals by controlling all political and economic matters, as well as the attitudes, values, and beliefs. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in Hayski Bluff are often seen as honest and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Hayski Bluff in the region is flourishing due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Hayski Bluff is ruled by Sovereign Mkasr Brainmaw. The Sovereign has been in power for a few months and is mocked by the people. There is secret opposition to the Sovereign and policies. The right to rule was granted by divine will, and that power is maintained through sheer willpower.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, who can be bribed. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 1.69% of the population (58 adults).

Military [-]

Hayski Bluff has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 515 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 214 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 25 (5%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and sturdy barrier, Hayski Bluff is properly fortified. Hayski Bluff fighters are much maligned for their use of axes in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Hayski Bluff is currently vibrant.

Resources [-]

Hayski Bluff is known for the following resources:

  • A cursed shrine inhabited by tame apes that are avoided by locals. Tilzer said the locals speak of bags of silver buried near there.
  • A magical shrine inhabited by dangerous spiders that are visited frequently by wenches. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing monkey wrenches buried near there.
  • Vampire caterpillar nests that are visited frequently by travelers. One might dig up bags of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
  • A cursed cave inhabited by carnivorous cobras that are feared by gru. Somoeone said someone found bags of rubies hidden around somewhere.
  • A new mine inhabited by wild quails that are avoided by vampires. Thrumma Moknor said rumors tell of bags of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times gone by, a Boogyman wandered the field when the wind blows from the east. People say that the Boogyman will sneeze three times, then imprison you.
  • In days gone by, a witch roamed the countryside. Commoners say that the witch will ask for your help, then banish you if you are cruel.
  • Legends tell of Xodok's Painting, a possessed painting with the ability to grant wishes. It has been lost for ages.
  • In times gone by, the townsfolk of Wardovka lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day a murderer named Gok Boarbranch kidnapped a princess. The townsfolk tried to stop the murderer, but didn't get close. Along came Tbexn Metalmurder the hobgoblin, who was a valiant knight. Tbexn had a plan to trick the murderer by making a wager with Gok Boarbranch. When Tbexn Metalmurder faced the murderer, Tbexn Metalmurder defeated Gok Boarbranch and rescued Wardovka.

Events [-]

Hayski Bluff is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Wanted: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Xror Ghosttfury.
  • Help Wanted: Looking for something new? quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Illriglleu Mistheart.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Joe Bencombe.
  • Help Wanted: Bounty for rust rats, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Mulanu Tesmarr.
  • Bored? Bounty for toads, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Jeneno Cogglebun for further details.
  • Help Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Kluz Backbreaker to learn more.
  • unknown potion tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Mordin Whitetoe.
  • Looking for something new? Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Contact Trog Cleaverhand to learn more.
  • Gkutkasr Wormstomach has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Khalzor teh Khalzin.
  • Help Needed: sewing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Daney Southen.
  • Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Dutz Headsnapper for further details.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? homuncului-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Wou'toor.

People [-]

The people in Hayski Bluff are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Aimida Rocketgauge is an androgynous gnome who is known in the region as being a decent woodseller. It appears pious.
  • Gabva Rocketsprocket is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted cobbler. He appears exhausted.
  • Ilyartssa Dirthfeather is a male elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled teamster. He appears boastful.
  • Mick Stanrough is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned laborer. He appears giddy.
  • Adagan Wavegrieve is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled mason. She appears skeptical.
  • Grumgin Carbonroad is an androgynous dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked salter. It appears intimidating.
  • Gavkey Coggletonk is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled cheesemaker. He appears helpful.
  • Jo Mores is a male human who is known in the city as being a renowned leatherworker. He appears melancholy.
  • Gabva Tiddlywink is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled apothecary. She appears clumsy.
  • Danes Martiey is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent roofer. She appears outlandish.
  • Jam Christon is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a gifted seamstress. He appears pacifistic.
  • Mickry Stanne is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent glovemaker. She appears giddy.
  • Mick Fertone is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent magic dealer. He appears conspirational.
  • Ilnalanae Myrthchaser is a female elf who is known in the city as being a skilled fishmonger. She appears giddy.
  • Gab Cobblebun is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a gifted tinker. She appears skeptical.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Throrin Thudstaff, a lovelorn female dwarf. She is an expert who is here to buy spices.
  • James Trammell, a nosy male human. He is a fighter who is here to buy slaves.
  • Fal Greattory, a conspirational female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
  • Ilyvarai Wolffeather, a trusting male elf. He is an expert who is finding a missing artifact.
  • Mickry Chaling, a cowed male human. He is an adept who is seeking revenge.
  • Donic Brinson, a conspirational female half-orc. She is a wizard who is traveling the world as a missionary.
  • Jo Smithord, a flirtatious female human. She is a fighter who is following the voices.
  • Mickes Davidord, a thick male human. He is an aristocrat who is seeing the world.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Hayski Bluff:

  • The Great Hall Scabbards [+]
  • The Robber Halflings Inc. [+]
  • The Divine Weasels Clinic [+]
  • The Desert Bunk Inc. [+]
  • The Old Boar Fine Bows [+]
  • The Blind Octopus Shop [+]
  • The Twisted Cup Shop [+]
  • The Great Wolfhound Sheath Store [+]
  • The Blind Thunderbird Shop [+]
  • The Great Hearthstone Scabbards [+]
  • The Vulgar Hole Furs [+]
  • The Splintered Silver Healing House [+]
  • The Rampaging Well Group [+]
  • The Rampaging Riverside Group [+]
  • The Grimy Dog Pots [+]