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Welcome to Bad Barnnac Bluff!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 25,141
  • Children: 30.65% (7,705)
  • Elderly: 11.25% (2,828)

Racial Breakdown

  • 11,415 minotaur (45.4%)
  • 8,297 lycanthrope (33%)
  • 2,892 half-elf (11.5%)
  • 2,112 elf (8.4%)
  • 425 other (1.6%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 468 Businesses
  • 3,843 Specialists
  • 2,602 Residences

Summary [-]

Bad Barnnac Bluff is a metropolis in the Walkry District with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate metropolis is densely populated (29,985/sq km), covers 0.84 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1034 meters.

Climate [-]

Bad Barnnac Bluff has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally cool with moderate variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Bad Barnnac Bluff sees a single star overhead: Krol, an average yellow star. Bad Barnnac Bluff also has a double moon: Prolese, an average light blue moon and Spomedus, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a destroyed sandstone wall that is 10 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 4.19 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Bad Barnnac Bluff; 1 road is major. The city is lined with well-maintained cobblestone streets in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: embassy, market, shops, trade, and industry.

Government [-]

Bad Barnnac Bluff is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Bad Barnnac Bluff are often seen as incorruptible and the policies are despised. The political influence of Bad Barnnac Bluff in the region is steadfast due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Bad Barnnac Bluff is ruled by Commander Jory Kleinwell. The Commander has been in power for years and is loved by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Commander and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.58% of the population (145 adults).

Military [-]

Bad Barnnac Bluff has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 3394 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 1885 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 152 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and destroyed wall, Bad Barnnac Bluff is badly fortified. Bad Barnnac Bluff fighters are much loved for their use of shortswords in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered perfectly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Bad Barnnac Bluff is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Bad Barnnac Bluff is known for the following resources:

  • Scarce poisonous scorpion beds that are hunted by kittens. One might find piles of iron maidens in a dungeon.
  • Magic palm oil harvests that are frequented by magic users.
  • Abundant vegetable fields that are frequented by vampires. Bot said somoeone said someone found piles of penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
  • A magical tower inhabited by tame clams that are frequented by locals. Larartlleu Rootrisen said rumors tell of bags of silver buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Some time ago, the royals of Kenton thrived. Things were peaceful, but one day an evil devil named Zrozgath Headkiller destroyed a nearby village. The royals tried to stop the devil, but failed miserably. Along came a gambling drow named Abalananae Dirthrisen, who was an expert bowman. Abalananae had an idea to slay the devil by making a wager with Zrozgath Headkiller. When Abalananae Dirthrisen faced the devil, Abalananae Dirthrisen killed the devil and was killed in the process.
  • In olden times, the royals of Hawkvita thrived. Things were quiet, but one day an evil ghoul named Bot destroyed a nearby village. The royals tried to stop the ghoul, but failed miserably. Along came a mopey orc named Shaman Dribd Legkiller, who was a skilled storyteller. Shaman Dribd had a plan to trick the ghoul by causing a distraction while others struck. When Shaman Dribd Legkiller faced the ghoul, Shaman Dribd Legkiller banished Bot.
  • Way back when, a lich named Masvy stalked the swamps when the wind blows from the east. Villagers say that if you hear her, you will be stricken blind.

Events [-]

Bad Barnnac Bluff is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Ghrira.
  • Needed: Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Guild membership required. Contact Grinthul.
  • Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. No previous experience required. Contact Maspne for more details.
  • Help! I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Lorin Icekeg.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Must be a quick learner. Contact Haarigava Duskwalker.
  • Looking for work? carniverous butterflies-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Must be clean. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tol Orsister if intrigued.
  • Needed: Looking for something new? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen holy symbol. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Alenalthil Wishsinger to learn more.
  • Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Serious inquiries only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ghrika.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Theoren Rainsinger.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Contact Trellthul.
  • cooking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Shaman Banug Legripper for more details.
  • Done Bartoore has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Contact Bargin Ivorymine if interested.
  • Help Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Accidental Death insurance required. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Contact S'heral se Yerzor.
  • Looking for work? Missing ring of wishes. We suspect squirrels are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. No previous experience required. Contact Gheal ahn Ghessen.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Tudun Greatbasher.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Grumril Moontun.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Must be clean. Contact Ulorin Jetshoulder if intrigued.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward available. Contact Filhiainne Mistears.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Prior experience required. Contact Falmai Dudley.
  • Eltlleu Kindcaller has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact Done Jacksford for further details.
  • Help Wanted: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Must be quick on your feet. Contact S'herssen heh Ghezin.

People [-]

The people in Bad Barnnac Bluff ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Loaule Stormsoult is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled ropemaker. She appears vengeful.
  • Dan Whiteleton is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled woodworker. She appears battle-ready.
  • Davic MacFrancin is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned fishmonger. He appears mocking.
  • James Wilwell is a male lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled jeweler. He appears jaded.
  • Daves Stain is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a gifted priest. He appears vengeful.
  • Dan Brasford is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent smith. She appears fashion concious.
  • Serris Thundercaller is an androgynous minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled mason. It appears mopey.
  • Larartinne Kennyrglider is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre woodseller. She appears intimidating.
  • Taroren Longnon is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled deputy. He appears sick.
  • Teria Bregsinger is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre saddler. He appears vengeful.
  • Gaehiassa Oakform is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled actor. He appears gambling.
  • Gaeelllas Wintermight is an androgynous elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted magic dealer. It appears nervous.
  • Abatai Aleanshield is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent armorer. He appears easily offended.
  • Filrigthil Farcaller is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned mercer. He appears nervous.
  • Mick Castcroft is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled cheesemaker. He appears conspirational.
  • Davey VanBraon is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a gifted cheesemaker. He appears egotistical.
  • Mickes Southston is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled trader. She appears intimidated.
  • Filellthil Bladeform is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent copyist. He appears violent.
  • Tavne Darkstrider is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled mercer. He appears efficient.
  • Haatssa Ravenleaf is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent potter. He appears jesterly.
  • Cyrtrah Skymist is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a skilled undertaker. He appears jaded.
  • James Brimell is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a mediocre specialty smith. He appears lovelorn.
  • Delhiaava Melithears is an androgynous elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre interpreter. It appears smug.
  • Illananae Gyssehand is a female elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled tavern. She appears melancholy.
  • Jam Frantone is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a renowned painter. He appears impatient.
  • Faevarinne Bannisight is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted interpreter. He appears thick.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Elhg, a sick androgynous troglodyte. It is a warrior who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
  • Abahiaiyn Shadowcaller, an impatient male drow. He is an expert who is traveling the world as a missionary.
  • Arana Borokan, a jolly female minotaur. She is an expert who is here to buy supplies.
  • Don Petrleton, an idealistic male half-elf. He is a warrior who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • Faenallleu Dawnrisen, a xenophobic female half-elf. She is a ranger who is seeking thrills and adventure.
  • Joes Tramield, a vengeful male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is traveling with an acting troupe.
  • Ban Armsnapper, an apologetic male orc. He is an expert who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Borrun Smokeneck, a vengeful male deep dwarf. He is an aristocrat who is following the voices.
  • Sul Armcrusher, an embittered female orc. She is a paladin who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Larellthil Winternight, a flirtatious female elf. She is an expert who is seeing the city.
  • Barnir Rustfounder, a smitten female deep dwarf. She is a commoner who is seeing the city.
  • Ghriraz, a pacifistic male troglodyte. He is a commoner who is finding work as a spy.
  • Snornir Stararm, a nosy male deep dwarf. He is a paladin who is finding a missing artifact.
  • Gozlak, an easily offended female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is finding a missing heir.
  • Drodal Papersmith, an efficient androgynous half-dwarf. It is a wizard who is doing something questionable.
  • Kragsh Backripper, a quiet male half-orc. He is a druid who is delivering a message to a thug.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Barnnac Bluff:

  • The Chicken Rooster Farmers Market [+]
  • The Bottomless Bunk Leatherworks [+]
  • The Eastern Dwarves Shop [+]
  • The Elven Eagle Money Changers [+]
  • The Snoring Bag Clinic [+]
  • The Purple Harpoon Arena [+]
  • The Frozen Kraken Fine Books [+]
  • The Dry Turkey Shoppe [+]
  • The Lascivious Wine Inc. [+]
  • The Sterling Silver Sculptures [+]
  • The Wobblin' Darkroot Construction [+]
  • The Eastern Halflings Shop [+]
  • The Beefy Greyhound Shoppe [+]
  • The Fumbling Bucket Book Smith [+]
  • The Drowned Darkroot Herbalist [+]
  • The Wiley Kraken Outlet [+]
  • The Belching Friends Magic Shop [+]
  • The Mad Urchin Shop [+]
  • The Slade Pony Poor House [+]
  • The Frozen Tree Book Smith [+]
  • The Fawning Mead Inc. [+]
  • The Divine Tree Healers [+]
  • The Stinking Fireplace Studio [+]
  • The Stinky Frog Color Shop [+]
  • The Olde Cock Bows R Us [+]
  • The Green Dungeon Ceramics [+]