Behold, an Acidic Quarterstaff! (261653)
The Acidic Quarterstaff is excellent quarterstaff that is functional.
This trivial magical item causes a wound that is drenched in acid.
Unbeknownst to the user, this weapon has a yawning curse, meaning it causes uncontrollable, loud yawning.
The Acidic Quarterstaff was created by a thin lizardfolk named S'hoorzor se Khalzor.