Behold, a Slick Chainmail of Tmods! (487432)
Summary
The Slick Chainmail of Tmods is good chainmail that is broken.
This trivial magical item cause the wearer to be difficult to grasp.
Unbeknownst to the user, this armor has a derp curse, meaning it causes the user to become noticably stupider to everyone but themselves.
The Slick Chainmail of Tmods was created by a skinny goblin named Tmods Oozedoom.