Welcome to Bad Burtton!

Bad Burtton is known for the following resources:

• Vampire spider clusters that are avoided by wenches. The locals speak of piles of small lyres hidden around somewhere.
• Paltry scorpion beds that are feared by gru. One might dig up a chest containing small lyres in a tomb nearby.
• Paltry old coffee fields that are frequented by children. Filvarlas Whitestar said the locals speak of bags of diamonds in a dungeon.
• Chinchilla colonies that are frequented by gru. One might dig up a chest containing penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• A blessed mine inhabited by carnivorous spiders that are frequented by locals. Kroglugh Legcracker said one might dig up piles of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

• Need a change of pace? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kiaton Thermofuel.
• Bored? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must provide your own transportation. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Halfasil Strongis.
• Need a change of pace? Bounty for carniverous butterflies, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Tmor Cleavergloom.
• Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of wishes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Surps for more details.
• Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Joe Goodcombe.
• Needed: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Will pay in gold. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Durgin Platinumblood to learn more.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Bargar Opalcrown.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Ghezor fe S'hooral.
• A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Prior experience required. Contact Jamey Marticombe.
• brawling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mingas Plainsoult to learn more.
• Help Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jo VanBurcroft.
• Looking for work? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Cot Cobblefiz.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Dav Smithon.
• Help! Looking for work? I have cockatrices in my basement, plz halp! Safety not guaranteed. Reward available. No previous experience required. Contact Gkutexn Bladewiser.
• Help Needed: Looking for work? Bard seeks apprentice. References required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Tgog Metaldeath.
• Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. Contact Subbub Legcracker.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact S'heral fe Ghessen.
• Bounty for brain moles, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Doney Rosester.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Gwatthil Broadfire.
• Help Wanted: Bored? Cleric seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Droril Opalkeep.
• Help Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Reward is a secret. Contact Grumorin Graybattler.

• Tuldan Gyrowink is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent blacksmith. She appears gluttonous.
• Jenby Tiddlytonk is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned sculptor. She appears guilty.
• Dan Morleton is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent maidservant. He appears greedy.
• Rinleana Zhakos is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled saddler. He appears battle-ready.
• Danes Carman is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent glassmaker. He appears deluded.
• Halnalanae Summermoon is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled actor. She appears resentful.
• Danes Stoinson is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre warehouse worker. He appears spiteful.
• Cot Tinkerscope is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled priest. He appears smitten.
• Gwavarinne Freanimist is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled warehouse worker. She appears easily offended.
• Charigtel Lightwing is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled miller. She appears idealistic.
• Halleniyn Keengleam is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled copyist. It appears flirtatious.
• Jenby Thermobun is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a renowned blacksmith. He appears cautious.
• Kyrdar Lagranstrider is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent dyer. She appears nervous.
• Genlonn Earthchaser is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre ropemaker. She appears melancholy.
• Abanalava Maerngazer is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled librarian. She appears lonely.
• Aiton Tinkergadget is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a legendary cutler. He appears gambling.
• Jakok Armitalon is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled lawyer. He appears fatalistic.
• Don Smithleton is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a gifted undertaker. He appears battle-ready.
• Adadan Greasecog is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled warehouse worker. She appears mocking.
• Arnson Tiddlytonk is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a renowned carpenter. He appears forgetful.
• Cotina Gyrofuel is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent shipwright. He appears guarded.
• Caliana Orbash is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled undertaker. She appears cautious.
• Ardek Tesgan is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a skilled collier. She appears territorial.
• Adarigava Brightgale is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled doctor. She appears outlandish.
• Davey Wilman is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted woodworker. He appears trusting.
• Adavarai Softrose is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled blacksmith. He appears nosy.

• Ai Gyrogadget, an accusatory male gnome. He is a fighter who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Ellanaen Heartstalker, a healthy male half-elf. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Elaartava Summerbreeze, a pious androgynous half-elf. It is an expert who is finding work as a spy.
• Tornk Cogglefiz, a contrarian female gnome. She is a cleric who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Hrumore Darkgan, an outlandish female minotaur. She is an expert who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Gaeleninne Wolfhelm, a territorial female half-elf. She is a rogue who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Jo Braand, an attentive female half-elf. She is a monk who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Hesnus Darkfury, a trusting female minotaur. She is a ranger who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Arnina Wizzscope, a chatty female gnome. She is a monk who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Junton Greasebolt, a patronizing male gnome. He is a commoner who is finding a missing sibling.
• Elahiaaen Banniseeker, a battle-ready male half-elf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Davey Petertone, a boastful female half-elf. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Carxie Tiddlyfuel, a xenophobic female gnome. She is a sorcerer who is fleeing a bad family situation.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Burtton:

• The Deadly Fireplace Temple [+] The Deadly Fireplace Temple is a large, filthy-looking brothel. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a battle-ready gnome named Arndan Triggerjet. The brothel is known for unreasonable prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you hear girls giggling, and you smell scent of oil. There is 1 customer in the brothel. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Pink House Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink House Wine Shoppe is a typical sized, filthy-looking vinyard. The building faces east with a wood storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a solemn gnome named Gablin Gyrosprocket. The vinyard is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the vinyard. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Dog Inc. [+] The Cloven Dog Inc. is a huge, neat-looking theater. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a spiteful half-elf named Darhiainne Evenhand. The theater is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the theater. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Great Pipe Sheath Store [+] The Great Pipe Sheath Store is a small, smelly-looking scabbard maker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, large windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful gnome named Arnlin Rocketjet. The scabbard maker is known for moderate prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the scabbard maker. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Crate Inc. [+] The Desert Crate Inc. is a huge, disgusting-looking masonry shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful minotaur named Xainon Grimrunner. The masonry shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Tower Clinic [+] The Splintered Tower Clinic is a small, damp-looking hospital. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, two windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an efficient half-elf named Donic Peterll. The hospital is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the hospital. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Badger Junkyard [+] The Wrong Badger Junkyard is a huge, dirty-looking junkyard. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful half-elf named Micke MacWhitield. The junkyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Beauty Lumber Mill [+] The Shining Beauty Lumber Mill is a large, disgusting-looking lumbermill. The building faces northeast with broken windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an efficient half-elf named Don Briwood. The lumbermill is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the lumbermill. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Imps Bows R Us [+] The Olde Imps Bows R Us is an average sized, smelly-looking bowyer. The building faces south with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a flirtatious gnome named Gab Triggerwink. The bowyer is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bowyer. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Kettles Inc. [+] The Dancing Kettles Inc. is a normal sized, dusty-looking wagon yard. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded half-elf named Jam Antonston. The wagon yard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the wagon yard. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Rose Inc. [+] The Whistling Rose Inc. is a huge, tidy-looking tack shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed minotaur named Caver Thunderchaser. The tack shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the tack shop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Rouge Blowers [+] The Lecherous Rouge Blowers is a typical sized, tidy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces southwest with two windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten gnome named Tul Tiddlycog. The glassmaker hut is known for varying prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you hear a bellows pumping, and you smell a burning forge. There is 1 customer in the glassmaker hut. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Rampaging Pony Amory [+] The Rampaging Pony Amory is a small, filthy-looking armorsmithy. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, small windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an easily offended minotaur named Mintrah Clawwalker. The armorsmithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you smell a burning fire, you hear the sound of a forge, and you see bit of armor in various states of repiar. There are 2 customers in the armorsmithy. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Clowns Timberyard [+] The Salty Clowns Timberyard is a huge, dirty-looking lumberyard. The building faces south with stained windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a clumsy minotaur named Azdek Kazinon. The lumberyard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the lumberyard. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Fireplace Shrine [+] The Wrong Fireplace Shrine is a typical sized, dirty-looking shrine. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an accusatory gnome named Tulton Tinkerscope. The shrine is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shrine. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Mug Sweet House [+] The Smiling Mug Sweet House is an average sized, packed-looking bakery. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a lovelorn gnome named Hew Gyrogadget. The bakery is known for moderate prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell scent fresh bread, you hear fire crackling, and you see hot buns. There are 3 customers in the bakery. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wobblin' Greyhound Hostel [+] The Wobblin' Greyhound Hostel is an average sized, dirty-looking inn. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a scattered minotaur named Boius Lagransplitter. The inn is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the inn. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy House Inc. [+] The Crazy House Inc. is a huge, damp-looking warehouse. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Tom Wobbtonk. The warehouse is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the warehouse. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Thug Inc. [+] The Whistling Thug Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking tack shop. The building faces north with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful minotaur named Alitmos Spiritsplitter. The tack shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the tack shop. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Beer Lodge [+] The Wooden Beer Lodge is a large, damp-looking inn. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and many windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a forbidding gnome named Cargles Cogglefuel. The inn is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the inn. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Priest Inc. [+] The Cloven Priest Inc. is a normal sized, tidy-looking theater. The building faces northwest with tiny windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a greedy gnome named Gabva Thermofuel. The theater is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the theater. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Harpoon Shoppe [+] The Tired Harpoon Shoppe is a huge, crowded-looking alchemy shop. The building faces east with two windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a fashion concious gnome named Nin Cobblejet. The alchemy shop is known for varying prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see strange bottles and tubes everywhere, you hear a dog barking, and you smell damp earth. There are 3 customers in the alchemy shop. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Riverside Studio [+] The Sterling Riverside Studio is a normal sized, damp-looking sculpting house. The building faces northeast with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a spiteful half-elf named Donry Feron. The sculpting house is known for steep prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the sculpting house. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Wagonhouse Hatters [+] The Laughing Wagonhouse Hatters is a large, packed-looking hat shop. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a healthy gnome named Gavnk Triggerfuel. The hat shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the hat shop. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Frog Scabbards [+] The Greasy Frog Scabbards is a huge, messy-looking scabbard maker. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-elf named Done Francerson. The scabbard maker is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the scabbard maker. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Fireplace Furs [+] The Vulgar Fireplace Furs is a typical sized, disgusting-looking furtrade. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy minotaur named Delomeras Tesrangli. The furtrade is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the furtrade. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.