Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 979
- Children: 29.93% (293)
- Elderly: 11.75% (115)
Racial Breakdown
- 901 half-elf (92%)
- 57 human (5.8%)
- 11 other (1.1%)
- 10 half-dwarf (1%)
Misc.
- 4 Districts
- 51 Businesses
- 86 Specialists
- 118 Residences
Summary [-]
Environment [-]
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Astronomy [-]
Cityscape [-]
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Leader [-]
Laws [-]
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Resources [-]
Dunkvita is known for the following resources:
- Pigment banks that are hunted by zombies. The locals speak of piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
- A creepy shrine inhabited by defenseless dragons that are visited frequently by zombies.
- Fruit fields that are visited frequently by vampires. Dutzum Bonenor said one might dig up piles of emeralds in a tomb nearby.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Once upon a time, the villagers of Burtains lived in harmony. Things were quiet, but one day Zus Darkfury the minotaur stole a priceless heirloom. The villagers tried to stop the minotaur, but didn't get close. Along came a skeptical minotaur named Zurgest Breggath, who was a sneaky thief. Zurgest had a plan to trick the minotaur by killing the minotaur while he slept. When Zurgest Breggath faced the minotaur, Zurgest Breggath banished Zus Darkfury and rescued Burtains.
- Way back when, the constable of Edmondnac Gate lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day Porg the murderer kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to stop the murderer, but didn't get close. Along came Drokon Goodsmelter the deep dwarf, who was a valiant knight. Drokon had the thought to slay the murderer by using magic to banish it. When Drokon Goodsmelter faced the murderer, Drokon Goodsmelter killed the murderer.
- Many years ago, the royals of Alta Glenbert lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day a spirit named Wou'ith stole a priceless heirloom. The royals tried to stop the spirit, but didn't get close. Along came a goblin named Tgadr Rantdoom, who was an expert bowman. Tgadr had an idea to slay the spirit by causing a distraction while others struck. When Tgadr Rantdoom faced the spirit, Tgadr Rantdoom banished Wou'ith.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- A passing Monk is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tom Electrogauge.
- I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Contact Rburm Ironslay if intrigued.
- Wanted: A passing Aristocrat is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Khalzor seh Yerzor.
- Bored? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to background check. Contact LeMickry Castard for more details.
- Help Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Cinal Bloodmane for further details.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Contact Adarigthil Maernfire.
- Missing keg. We suspect rust rats are the culprit. Will pay in gold. References required. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Krorug Backbreaker for further details.
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ulorin Whitemail.
- Bored? Bounty for rust rats, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Grimbul Coalbreeches.
- Wanted: Bored? I have brain moles in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xtot Greatdamn.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Micke Burhews is a male human who is known in the city as being a mediocre cooper. He appears drunken.
- Jamey Berham is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned ostler. She appears self-obsessed.
- Dones Ferden is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned blacksmith. She appears apologetic.
- Jamic Matcombe is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a gifted glovemaker. She appears outlandish.
- Delhiatel Aleanight is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled trader. She appears patriotic.
- Davry Whitecroft is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent bather. She appears jesterly.
- Jo Matinson is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled tanner. He appears shifty.
- Don Stasford is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a skilled cobbler. She appears guarded.
- Jamey Wilsone is a female human who is known in the city as being a mocked ship captain. She appears solemn.
- Balkon Stormhair is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned furrier. She appears contrarian.
- Danic Martier is a male human who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled hatmaker. He appears trusting.
- Mickey Wiley is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled interpreter. She appears giddy.
Travelers [-]
- Danic Blackin, a solemn male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
- Jame Greenhews, a patronizing female human. She is a ranger who is fleeing the law.
- Done Southfield, a pious male human. He is a monk who is finding work as a merchant.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Dunkvita:
- The Lecherous Whisper Glass Crafters [+]
- The Randy Cesspit Amory [+]
- The Naughty Troll Gloves [+]
- The Gray Well Inc. [+]
- The Shallow Rooster Lumber Mill [+]
- The Chicken Priest Farmers Market [+]
- The Grumbling Thug Inc. [+]
- The Noisy Monkey Inc. [+]
- The Drifting Flame Arena [+]
- The Flabby Dungeon [+]
- The Blue Rooster Scribe [+]
- The Fallen Wine Inc. [+]