Welcome to New Farpool!

New Farpool is known for the following resources:

• Scarce amber deposits that are hunted by kittens. One might find piles of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• Plentiful poisonous ape troops that are frequented by unicorns. One might dig up a stash of saphires in a nearby pit.
• An old tower inhabited by carnivorous kangaroos that are avoided by kittens. One might find a stash of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.

• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Bea Wizzbolt.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. No pay until task is completed successfully. Special attire required. Contact Faehiaaen Goldensing.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Arnnk Triggerblast.
• Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Contact Gorrim Cruncheye.
• Bounty for lizards, dead or alive. Must submit to magical scrutiny. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Durkon Quartzhammer.
• Someone stole my keg. Find the louse, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Borgin Coldmansion.
• Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Halhiathil Silentchaser.
• Need a change of pace? whiskey tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Done Petrll.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Prior experience required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khammak Legcrusher for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen gemstone. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Trasush Headnor if interested.

• Jamry Broman is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled wagoneer. She appears intimidated.
• Mickry Mates is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled engineer. He appears gluttonous.
• Alanallleu Suncaller is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled potter. He appears gluttonous.
• Jo Staing is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled carpenter. He appears beligerent.
• Jory Sheerson is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted beer seller. She appears battle-ready.
• Danes Morwood is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted fishmonger. He appears jaded.
• Globdut Backnor is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled seamstress. He appears authoritarian.
• Darelltel Mistbow is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled bounty hunter. He appears quiet.
• Nogb Moknor is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled jeweler. He appears vengeful.
• Alerigaen Eyllisbow is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent rugmaker. He appears quiet.
• Sroggagh Skullcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a renowned ropemaker. She appears patriotic.
• Ogror Neckcracker is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled handyman. He appears pacifistic.

• Mick Smithngton, a greedy female half-orc. She is an adept who is doing something nefarious.
• Xtegd Darkbone, a guarded female bugbear. She is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Doduk Bearclaw, a drunken female ogre. She is an adept who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Chanalai Spiritglider, a forbidding female elf. She is a barbarian who is finding a missing criminal.
• Kzot Greatshadow, a sick female goblin. She is an adept who is here to buy spices.
• Be Leawanderer, a resentful male halfling. He is a druid who is seeking revenge.
• Abakon Beartracker, a solemn male half-dwarf. He is a monk who is cleaning out a slum.
• Jamry Brownick, a smitten male half-orc. He is a bard who is cleaning out a monster infestation.

These establishments worthy of mention in New Farpool:

• The Smithy Hen Shop [+] The Smithy Hen Shop is an average sized, dusty-looking bakery. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a beligerent half-orc named Kok Bonenor. The bakery is known for very high prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell fresh flour, you hear a kitten mewing, and you see fresh rolls. There are 5 customers in the bakery. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Tower Candle Maker [+] The Severed Tower Candle Maker is an average sized, tidy-looking illuminator. The building faces east with barred windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a drunken half-elf named James VanFrancster. The illuminator is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Princess Inc. [+] The Fat Princess Inc. is a large, dusty-looking sawmill. The building faces south with a wood storefront, many windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded half-orc named Jame Davield. The sawmill is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you see stacks of wood. There is 1 customer in the sawmill. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Master Cesspit Coop Hoop [+] The Master Cesspit Coop Hoop is a huge, packed-looking cooperage. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a helpful half-orc named Koggor Neckripper. The cooperage is known for steep prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the cooperage. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Road Inc. [+] The Glaring Road Inc. is a small, neat-looking weaponshop. The building faces northwest with stained windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by an accusatory half-elf named Done Daviderley. The weaponshop is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the weaponshop. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Frogs Blowers [+] The Lecherous Frogs Blowers is a large, clean-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an apologetic half-elf named Gwalantel Dawnrun. The glassmaker hut is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear a bellows pumping, you see panes of glass and mirrors, and you smell a burning forge. There are 4 customers in the glassmaker hut. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Wand Color Shop [+] The Stinky Wand Color Shop is a small, clean-looking dyer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious half-elf named James Chrisley. The dyer is known for fair prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear a bubbling sound, you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, and you smell something fishy. There are 5 customers in the dyer. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Black Friends Inc. [+] The Black Friends Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking law enforcement. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-orc named Don Petrleton. The law enforcement is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the law enforcement. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Red Jane Prison [+] The Red Jane Prison is a small, dirty-looking jailhouse. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and round windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named Rhoz Legkiller. The jailhouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Wig Pub [+] The Merry Wig Pub is a large, messy-looking brewery. The building faces northeast with a few windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an unreliable half-elf named Alearttel Meadowwatch. The brewery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you see piles of grain, and you hear people singing. There are 2 customers in the brewery. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Nomad Vault [+] The Elven Nomad Vault is a typical sized, orderly-looking bank. The building faces south with a wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by an intimidated half-elf named Ilylaninne Everfire. The bank is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell earth, you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, and you hear muffled voices from the back. There is 1 customer in the bank. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Crate Arena [+] The Purple Crate Arena is a small, clean-looking bleacher. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a melancholy half-elf named Danic Briing. The bleacher is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.