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Welcome to Lambert!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 20,540
  • Children: 28.55% (5,864)
  • Elderly: 12.75% (2,618)

Racial Breakdown

  • 8,586 mindflayer (41.8%)
  • 7,272 troglodyte (35.4%)
  • 1,952 human (9.5%)
  • 925 kobold (4.5%)
  • 859 other (4.1%)
  • 740 orc (3.6%)
  • 206 goblin (1%)

Misc.

  • 7 Districts
  • 398 Businesses
  • 3,147 Specialists
  • 2,508 Residences

Summary [-]

Lambert is a large city in the Greater Cenbor District with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate large city is densely populated (26,997/sq km), covers 0.76 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 983 meters.

Climate [-]

Lambert has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally mild with moderate variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Lambert sees a single star overhead: Krol, a supermassive red star. Lambert also has a double moon: Prodo, a large briliant silver moon and Chala, a large bone white moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a flimsy basalt barricade that is 11 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.18 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 8 roads leading to Lambert; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with well-maintained cobblestone paths in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, poor, fine shops, wealthy, trade, and industry.

Government [-]

Lambert is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as on the ball. Officials in Lambert are often seen as disreputable and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Lambert in the region is steadfast due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population is eager to point fingers.

Leader [-]

Lambert is ruled by Raja Kzeb Evilmurder. The Raja has been in power for several decades and is honored by the people. There is hostile opposition to the Raja and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained through the ignorance of the plebeian society.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, who can be bribed. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.51% of the population (104 adults).

Military [-]

Lambert has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 2721 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 1232 (6%). Of the active duty military, 142 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and flimsy barricade, Lambert is terribly fortified. Lambert fighters are mocked for their use of scimitars in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered spectacularly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Lambert is currently unwavering.

Resources [-]

Lambert is known for the following resources:

  • Elephant parades that are avoided by travelers. Rumors tell of a stash of platinum in a tomb nearby.
  • Carnivorous caterpillar nests that are frequented by children. The locals speak of a chest containing silver in a dungeon.
  • Creepy vegetable patches that are feared by vampires. Alarigiyn Summergrove said rumors tell of a chest containing diamonds in a nearby pit.
  • Substantial wild quail bevies that are feared by gru.
  • A creepy castle inhabited by tame elephants that are avoided by magic users. Gheal heh Yerzin said the locals speak of piles of silver in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Once upon a time, an old man lingered in the swamps. People say that the old man will ask for your help, then eat you.
  • Years ago, the constable of Alta Delafalls lived happily. Things were peaceful, but one day a ghoul named Fot slayed a local hero. The constable tried to stop the ghoul, but were caught. Along came a deep dwarf named Balkon Greaseyfighter, who was an expert bowman. Balkon had an idea to slay the ghoul by causing a distraction while others struck. When Balkon Greaseyfighter faced the ghoul, Balkon Greaseyfighter banished Fot.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, an old woman frequented the region. Villagers say that the old woman will offer you sweets, then imprison you.

Events [-]

Lambert is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Prirr.
  • Looking for something new? saddle tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gozlak.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dak Rockroot.
  • Missing valuables. We suspect feral cats are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Drumath Backsnapper.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mal Chubbskin.
  • Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Experienced professionals only. Contact Guduk Bearsnout.
  • Help Wanted: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact James Simonsone for more information.
  • Needed: Looking for something new? I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Dones Corngham.
  • I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ada Cogglewink if interested.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dan Andrsone for more information.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Lik.
  • I'm looking for rare homuncului, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Grimmir Silverhand.
  • I have rats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Khabig Bonecracker.
  • Wanted: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mick Casland.
  • Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Zit.
  • Help! Dav Davand has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Experienced professionals only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jedtra Athsinger for more details.
  • Need a change of pace? I have toads in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Durrim Deepmug.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Khos Skullcrusher.
  • Help! cheese tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be clean. Contact Tekgani Winterfury if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Lambert accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Not is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled ropemaker. He appears outlandish.
  • Tmbok Braincutter is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled doctor. She appears cowed.
  • Shaman Thabdorg Legcracker is a female orc who is known in the region as being a renowned cheesemaker. She appears guilty.
  • Shotg Mokbreaker is a female orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled prostitute. She appears gluttonous.
  • Priril is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled navigator. She appears deluded.
  • Joey Diltt is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled doctor. She appears gosipy.
  • Ceelak is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre chickenbutcher. She appears grieving.
  • Gat is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent brewer. She appears exhausted.
  • Khubdzog Armbreaker is a male orc who is known in the region as being a decent furrier. He appears chatty.
  • Son Headsnapper is an androgynous orc who is known in the city as being a skilled chandler. It appears lonely.
  • Dav MacChrisall is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a renowned grocer. He appears apologetic.
  • Bot is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a mediocre armorer. She appears insecure.
  • Ghriraz is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre entertainer. She appears cautious.
  • Klonum Mokcracker is a female orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned cooper. She appears resentful.
  • Ilixth is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent forester. He appears thick.
  • Blashub Headnor is a female orc who is known in the world as being a decent wagoneer. She appears lonely.
  • Donry Dilnson is a male human who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled weaver. He appears gluttonous.
  • Vothkaro is a female troglodyte who is known in the city as being a renowned dyer. She appears trusting.
  • Rugor Darkslay is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a gifted watercarrier. He appears forgetful.
  • Chturc is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled scribe. He appears fatalistic.
  • Dzuzar Rantkill is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned undertaker. She appears loud.
  • Rugor Foulrender is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a mediocre cutler. She appears insecure.
  • Jamry Chrisliffe is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre innkeeper. He appears intimidated.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Zor Evilstomach, a jesterly male bugbear. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a trader.
  • Balgar Strongcask, an intimidating female dwarf. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Yat, a healthy female kobold. She is a fighter who is traveling with a circus.
  • Bonlin Gyrobun, a pious female gnome. She is an expert who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Balbin Silversmasher, a skeptical female deep dwarf. She is a rogue who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
  • Per Crazyfur, a grieving male halfling. He is a commoner who is fleeing debtors.
  • Cot Thermosprocket, an outlandish male gnome. He is a druid who is on a mission from the gods.
  • Brods Cleaverdamn, a jesterly female goblin. She is a ranger who is fleeing a bad family situation.
  • Hallantel Cyredshield, a jolly female drow. She is a cleric who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Nbus Ironshadow, a solemn male goblin. He is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
  • Jamey Blackan, a patriotic female half-dwarf. She is a warrior who is traveling with a diplomat.
  • Gkutezn Nightcutter, a boastful female hobgoblin. She is an expert who is doing something secret.
  • Snorgan Smartmace, a shifty male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is seeing the world.
  • Tolnell Forestbridge, a trusting female halfling. She is a warrior who is traveling the world as a trader.
  • Done Staill, a flirtatious male half-orc. He is an expert who is finding a long-lost parent.
  • Guk Oakfang, an unreliable female oddball. She is a wizard who is traveling the world as a beggar.
  • Khalzor seh Ghezin, a scattered female lizardfolk. She is a monk who is doing something secret.
  • Dastleana Windrunner, a giddy male minotaur. He is a commoner who is doing something amazing.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Lambert:

  • The Wrong Yawning Waste Site [+]
  • The Dry Greyhound Shoppe [+]
  • The Naughty Elves Glove Shop [+]
  • The Frosty Peddler Shrine [+]
  • The Great Whisper Sheath Store [+]
  • The Wanton Wig Night Smiths [+]
  • The Elven Rouge Vault [+]
  • The Fawning Swagger Inc. [+]
  • The Wooden Wagon Inn [+]
  • The Boiling Goblins Fish Camp [+]
  • The Stinking Kettles Studio [+]
  • The Whirling Flask Inc. [+]
  • The Dripping Urchin Herbalist [+]
  • The Greasy Hearthstone Inc. [+]
  • The Drinking Monkey Arena [+]
  • The Screaming Hatchet Timberyard [+]
  • The Lecherous Song Glass Crafters [+]
  • The Refuge Tree Gaol [+]
  • The Stowaway Oarhouse Color Shop [+]
  • The Wobbling Frog Construction [+]
  • The Noisy Hall Inc. [+]
  • The Sleepy Dwarves Fabrics [+]
  • The Blind Turkey Shop [+]