Welcome to Haybon Acres!

Haybon Acres is known for the following resources:

• Abundant primal clay banks that are avoided by magic users. One might dig up piles of platinum in a tomb nearby.
• An ancient mine inhabited by defenseless dragons that are frequented by zombies. Gwavarinne Bannishade said rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a well.
• Unlimited poisonous parrot companies that are visited frequently by magic users. Ceera said one might find a chest containing silver buried near there.

• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Maldi Boffinblower for further details.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Kezn Ogredoom.
• Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen keg. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Trodob Backbreaker.
• Help Wanted: Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Contact Gush Rockbranch for more details.
• Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Jam Caserton if interested.
• Help Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Someone stole my peg leg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Must be a quick learner. Will pay in gold. Contact Not for more information.
• Bored? I have carniverous butterflies in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Brodal Bronzekeg for more information.

• Ilriginne Wavegleam is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent baker. He appears smug.
• Davic Robertin is a male human who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled carpenter. He appears deluded.
• Ilnalinne Killeglow is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled jeweler. She appears gluttonous.
• Arrin Holybridge is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent woodseller. She appears insecure.
• Micke Whitand is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent locksmith. He appears intimidated.
• Donic Whitill is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent social worker. He appears smug.
• Brobin Drumtracker is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled cheesemaker. He appears idealistic.
• Joes Francerson is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled coach driver. She appears gambling.
• Elriginne Windwing is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled rugmaker. She appears trusting.

• Jamry Briore, a jaded female half-elf. She is a warrior who is delivering a message to a merchant.

These establishments worthy of mention in Haybon Acres:

• The Dirty Clowns Force [+] The Dirty Clowns Force is a typical sized, cluttered-looking barrack. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an embittered half-dwarf named Yordal Bloodnose. The barrack is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you hear voices. There are 5 customers in the barrack. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Swagger Night Smiths [+] The Wanton Swagger Night Smiths is a typical sized, disgusting-looking graveyard. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a nervous half-dwarf named Jamry Simonidge. The graveyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the graveyard. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Widowers Shoes Inc. [+] The Squalid Widowers Shoes Inc. is a large, smelly-looking shoe shop. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, a few windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian dwarf named Lokon Quartzslayer. The shoe shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear silence, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you smell scent of leather. There are 3 customers in the shoe shop. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Pipe Shrine [+] The Tattered Pipe Shrine is a normal sized, messy-looking temple. The building faces south with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a clumsy dwarf named Arorin Opalstream. The temple is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Thug Herbalist [+] The Dripping Thug Herbalist is a large, dusty-looking herbalist shop. The building faces northwest with three windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an egotistical human named Jory Morard. The herbalist shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the herbalist shop. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Halflings Shop [+] The Smithy Halflings Shop is a small, dusty-looking bakery. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, small windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a chatty human named Mickes Andrley. The bakery is known for unreasonable prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell scent fresh bread, you hear fire crackling, and you see fresh rolls. There are 2 customers in the bakery. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Dragon Shop [+] The Twisted Dragon Shop is a typical sized, damp-looking alchemy shop. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a nosy human named Daves Martibrook. The alchemy shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear a rythimic scraping, you smell damp earth, and you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with. There are 3 customers in the alchemy shop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Friends Inc. [+] The Crazy Friends Inc. is a small, packed-looking warehouse. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a spiteful human named Done Franman. The warehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the warehouse. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Rose Purse Shop [+] The Olde Rose Purse Shop is a huge, clean-looking pursemaker. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a melancholy dwarf named Snormir Crystalhill. The pursemaker is known for fair prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.