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Welcome to Holy Laurelbert Keep!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 149
  • Children: 16.11% (24)
  • Elderly: 20.81% (31)

Racial Breakdown

  • 108 ogre (72.4%)
  • 39 lycanthrope (26.1%)
  • 2 other (1.3%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 20 Residences

Summary [-]

Holy Laurelbert Keep is a hamlet in the Venkan Territory with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (553/sq km), covers 0.27 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 586 meters.

Climate [-]

Holy Laurelbert Keep has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally unbearably cold with minor variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Holy Laurelbert Keep sees a single star overhead: Wor, a small red star. Holy Laurelbert Keep also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing supernova that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Holy Laurelbert Keep; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with rough dirt tracks in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: warehouse and trade.

Government [-]

Holy Laurelbert Keep is governed through an authoritarian government, where state authority is imposed onto many aspects of citizens' lives. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in Holy Laurelbert Keep are often seen as resolute and the policies are honored. The political influence of Holy Laurelbert Keep in the region is receding due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Holy Laurelbert Keep is ruled by Despot Uap Boarroot. The Despot has been in power for years and is respected by the people. There is secret opposition to the Despot and policies. The right to rule was granted by divine will, and that power is maintained through financial oppression.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.67% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Holy Laurelbert Keep has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 20 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 10 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Holy Laurelbert Keep is suitably fortified. Holy Laurelbert Keep fighters are respected for their use of ranseurs in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered inadequately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Holy Laurelbert Keep is currently good.

Resources [-]

Holy Laurelbert Keep is known for the following resources:

  • Abundant vegetable patches that are avoided by zombies. Rumors tell of a chest containing kitten mittens buried near there.
  • Many defenseless spider clusters that are visited frequently by zombies.
  • Old guano banks that are hunted by unicorns. S'herzor fe Ghezor said somoeone said someone found piles of gold in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, an old man haunted the countryside on gloomy days. Folks say that the old man will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
  • Legends tell of Xrog's Sandwich, a legendary sandwich with the power to summon demons. It was last seen years ago.
  • In olden times, an old man lingered in the swamps. Some say that the old man will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
  • A long time ago, the villagers of Kirktop thrived. Things were always nice, but one day Tillak the dragon stole a priceless heirloom. The villagers tried to kill Tillak, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Dones Whiteorth, who was a skilled storyteller. Dones had an idea to slay the dragon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Dones Whiteorth faced the dragon, Dones Whiteorth tricked Tillak.
  • Once upon a time, a Boogyman roamed the streets. Commoners say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then sell you into slavery.

Events [-]

Holy Laurelbert Keep is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Required: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen gemstone. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Ceera.
  • Bored? non-lethal poison tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Throgl Skullripper.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. Contact Mickic Colridge.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen bracelet. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ilytinne Stillwalker.
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Adakon Forgecutter for further details.
  • Help Wanted: Missing puppy. We suspect homuncului are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Jory Frances.
  • Required: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome imps required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ozbd Neckripper.

People [-]

The people in Holy Laurelbert Keep are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Dane Smithmell is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a skilled grocer. He appears patriotic.
  • Ghaduk Boarroot is a female ogre who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled roofer. She appears deluded.
  • Dav Smithtt is a female lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bookseller. She appears guilty.
  • Poap Oaknut is a female ogre who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre cobbler. She appears fashion concious.
  • Gugan Eaglefang is a male ogre who is known in the region as being a skilled official. He appears forbidding.
  • Joes Dilfield is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled sheriff. She appears shifty.
  • Duk Boarfang is a female ogre who is known in the world as being a skilled bowyer. She appears outlandish.
  • Mick Smithbrook is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a gifted maidservant. He appears guarded.
  • Gubal Boarnut is a female ogre who is known in the region as being a skilled baker. She appears drunken.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Lot, a lonely male kobold. He is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
  • Bap, a battle-ready male kobold. He is a commoner who is seeking thrills and adventure.
  • Elhiatars Melithdew, a pious male drow. He is an adept who is finding a long-lost friend.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Holy Laurelbert Keep:

  • The Dry Halfling Shoppe [+]
  • The Happy Maiden Millers [+]
  • The Rolling Hearthstone Inc. [+]
  • The Shining Pony Lumber Mill [+]
  • The Colored Yawning Dry Goods [+]
  • The Violent Grog Inc. [+]
  • The Merry Oarhouse Brewery [+]
  • The Severed Flame Candle Maker [+]
  • The Frosted Alicorn General Store [+]