Welcome to Foners Crest!

Foners Crest is known for the following resources:

• Unlimited dragon wiers that are visited frequently by kittens.
• Many primal bamboo patches that are avoided by travelers. Ghessen seh Gheal said the locals speak of piles of emeralds in a nearby pit.
• A magical mine inhabited by vampire cobras that are feared by kittens.
• Primal cocoa bean fields that are frequented by wenches. One might find a stash of rubies in a dungeon.

• hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Discretion required. Reward is a secret. Contact Got if interested.
• I'm looking for rare squirrels, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Brog Evilrender.
• Need a change of pace? Dob Neckripper has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Darlanlas Gyssewing.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tmemt Evilmurder.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Serious inquiries only. Reward available. Contact Gugan Boarbranch for further details.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jop for more details.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Must provide your own transportation. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hok Backcrusher.
• Looking for something new? A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Doney MacChrishews if interested.
• Monk seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Accidental Death insurance required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Garril Dogbarrel to learn more.
• I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Khalal se S'herssen if intrigued.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Iltai Brightstrike.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Khutzog Headkiller for more information.
• Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen artifact. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kzar Rantrot.
• Someone stole my family heirloom. Find the louse, dead or alive. Prior experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Bloth for more details.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Discretion required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Enthul.

• Dan Davidman is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled watercarrier. He appears attentive.
• Mickry Fererley is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary pastrycook. He appears contrarian.
• Gabtsy Gearblast is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary social worker. She appears conspirational.
• Danry Harling is a female human who is known in the region as being a renowned cutler. She appears beligerent.
• Snorril Tigertunnel is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a legendary coach driver. He appears trusting.
• Jam Davider is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled beer seller. She appears nosy.
• James Smithsford is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled furrier. He appears sick.
• Daves Staett is a male human who is known in the city as being a gifted scabbardmaker. He appears jolly.
• Abaorin Hawkkiller is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre shoemaker. He appears spiteful.
• Skamir Goldfoot is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre ostler. She appears egotistical.
• Hammida Fusefuel is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled wine seller. He appears unreliable.
• Snorkon Brasshill is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled specialty smith. He appears homesick.
• Don Peterland is a male human who is known in the region as being a mediocre maidservant. He appears helpful.
• Gorgar Darkmine is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled tinker. He appears spiteful.
• Daney Martiill is a male human who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled scribe. He appears fatalistic.
• Arneno Triggerjet is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled interpreter. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Daves Colnson is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled vintner. He appears smitten.
• Adaag Paperbellows is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled alchemist. He appears shifty.

• Nbomn Foulbeast, a helpful male bugbear. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.
• Anra, a giddy female troglodyte. She is a ranger who is fleeing a natural disaster.
• Tmerm Metalmaw, a deluded female bugbear. She is a monk who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Alehiathil Ravendew, a greedy male elf. He is a cleric who is on a mission from the gods.
• Glommzog Skullcracker, an exhausted male half-orc. He is a rogue who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Grinpair, an attentive male mindflayer. He is a druid who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Thutgugh Skullcrusher, a nihilistic female orc. She is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Surpg, an egotistical female oddball. She is a bard who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Kerm Laughgloom, a mopey male hobgoblin. He is a cleric who is fleeing the law.
• Don Giaconson, an embittered female lycanthrope. She is a druid who is seeing the city.
• Poap Oakroot, an easily offended female ogre. She is a monk who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Davey Kleincroft, a solemn female half-dwarf. She is a fighter who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Ai Tinkergadget, a patronizing male gnome. He is a bard who is fleeing an assassin.
• Dastrun Mistvidol, a shifty female minotaur. She is a warrior who is seeing the world.
• Haalenlas Brightwater, a sick female elf. She is a commoner who is traveling with an expidition.

These establishments worthy of mention in Foners Crest:

• The Burning Swagger Package Delivery [+] The Burning Swagger Package Delivery is a large, damp-looking post office. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an intimidating human named Joey Cashews. The post office is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Plaid Hatchet Youth Hostel [+] The Plaid Hatchet Youth Hostel is an average sized, clean-looking hostel. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a mocking half-dwarf named Brodin Granitebeard. The hostel is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the hostel. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Baiter Shrine [+] The Thirsty Baiter Shrine is a normal sized, crowded-looking temple. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an attentive half-dwarf named Gorkon Blackfinger. The temple is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the temple. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Paladin Sculptures [+] The Stinking Paladin Sculptures is a normal sized, orderly-looking sculpting house. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an accusatory half-dwarf named Brobul Rubybaker. The sculpting house is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the sculpting house. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Helix Postal Service [+] The Burning Helix Postal Service is a huge, cluttered-looking post office. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a healthy half-dwarf named Falond Silvermansion. The post office is known for steep prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the post office. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Troll Disposal Area [+] The Wrong Troll Disposal Area is an average sized, dirty-looking junkyard. The building faces south with two windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a violent dwarf named Faldal Crystalchest. The junkyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the junkyard. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Mead Inc. [+] The Deepwater Mead Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking masonry shop. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an accusatory dwarf named Mordor Granitehunter. The masonry shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the masonry shop. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Last Fox Hatters [+] The Last Fox Hatters is a typical sized, smelly-looking hat shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, two windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an embittered gnome named Torlita Rocketbun. The hat shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the hat shop. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Well Harnesses [+] The Gutted Well Harnesses is a huge, dusty-looking harness maker. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, two windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an embittered gnome named Cot Electrocog. The harness maker is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the harness maker. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Red Maiden Gaol [+] The Red Maiden Gaol is an average sized, dusty-looking jailhouse. The building faces northeast with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and stained windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a lonely dwarf named Grundor Crunchbattler. The jailhouse is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the jailhouse. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Drunken Devil Jewelers [+] The Drunken Devil Jewelers is a huge, messy-looking jewelery store. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and two windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a drunken half-dwarf named Jamic Casore. The jewelery store is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the jewelery store. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Hops Garbage Lot [+] The Wrong Hops Garbage Lot is a large, dirty-looking junkyard. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly gnome named Kia Tinkerbolt. The junkyard is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Tower Lumber Mill [+] The Shallow Tower Lumber Mill is a typical sized, dusty-looking lumbermill. The building faces southwest with small windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken gnome named Bea Rocketbun. The lumbermill is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the lumbermill. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Cloak Lumberyard [+] The Screaming Cloak Lumberyard is an average sized, dusty-looking lumberyard. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jesterly dwarf named Adagin Saltvault. The lumberyard is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the lumberyard. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Master Friends Coop Hoop [+] The Master Friends Coop Hoop is an average sized, damp-looking cooperage. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, large windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a quiet dwarf named Thornir Smartstaff. The cooperage is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the cooperage. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Peacock Inc. [+] The Ripped Peacock Inc. is a small, neat-looking townhouse. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by an intimidated human named Mick Peterorth. The townhouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the townhouse. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Giant Arena [+] The Raging Giant Arena is a huge, orderly-looking bleacher. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jaded gnome named Torina Cogglejet. The bleacher is known for steep prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bleacher. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Frog Lodge [+] The Wobbly Frog Lodge is a huge, smelly-looking inn. The building faces east with a few windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an accusatory half-dwarf named Mickes Brownman. The inn is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the inn. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.