Welcome to West Johnbon!

West Johnbon is known for the following resources:

• Vast carnivorous caterpillar nests that are feared by magic users. One might find piles of monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
• An ancient tower inhabited by dangerous apes that are hunted by wenches. Jam Benliffe said the locals speak of piles of penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
• Many tame parrot companies that are visited frequently by unicorns.
• Magical primal berry patches that are feared by locals.
• Plentiful new peat bogs that are frequented by kittens. Halartlas Teasen'wind said the locals speak of bags of silver in a tomb nearby.

• Wanted: Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Byleros Mistwind.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome cockatrices required. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Ilylantars Wishheart if intrigued.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Throbin Jetknee.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rats required. Must be a quick learner. Will pay in gold. Contact Bellentel Dryearglider.
• Looking for something new? armor tester wanted. Mild danger may be involved. Will pay in gold. Experienced professionals only. Contact Ceeg.
• Help Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Throluh Armripper.
• Someone stole my potato. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Anraz.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Foshdra Testhorn.
• Needed: imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Mickey Greenling.
• Help! Want to earn some quick coin? A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Abalenai Wolfdawn.
• Help Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. No previous experience required. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Bab Thermosprocket for more information.
• Looking for work? Missing holy symbol. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Foshiki Grimthorn.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Hallanthil Aleangazer.
• A passing Adept is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jamry Southing.
• Help! Looking for something new? I'm looking for rare bats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Trellm.

• James Stagton is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent plasterer. He appears contrarian.
• Gwattars Farears is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled miller. She appears forbidding.
• Carton Cogglefiz is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted apothecary. He appears giddy.
• Ertthil Dirthsight is a female elf who is known in the world as being a skilled cobbler. She appears mopey.
• Dan Coron is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent social worker. She appears unreliable.
• Arnby Greasewink is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent courtier. She appears accusatory.
• Dilah Necksnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled furrier. She appears embittered.
• Micke Whitestone is a male human who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled wine seller. He appears mocking.
• Bon Greasegadget is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled doctor. She appears impatient.
• Dane Stoerley is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre weaponsmith. He appears nosy.
• Daves Clayston is an androgynous human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled ropemaker. It appears intimidating.
• Carita Tinkersprocket is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled sheriff. He appears jesterly.
• Coine Warmtory is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled haymerchant. She appears xenophobic.
• Arnson Wizzsprocket is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled tavern. She appears greedy.
• Gwariglas Ousseablade is an androgynous elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked sculptor. It appears embittered.
• Chief Drobgogh Headkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled bleacher. She appears helpful.
• Mororin Wavegrave is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled leatherworker. She appears territorial.
• Shaman Tratgrog Skullsnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned scribe. He appears conspirational.

• Drimut Skullcrusher, a gosipy male half-orc. He is a fighter who is doing something questionable.
• Glum Bonenor The Strong, a worrying male half-orc. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Enre, a nervous female mindflayer. She is a commoner who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Gkutunk Oozekill, a gosipy female hobgoblin. She is a warrior who is on a mission from the gods.
• Rinanu Whitesplitter, a worrying female minotaur. She is an expert who is doing something amazing.
• Gogan Eagletooth, a solemn male ogre. He is a bard who is doing something secret.
• Kraglunk Mokbreaker The Gray, a clumsy female bugbear. She is an expert who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Zhobud Legsnapper, a vengeful male bugbear. He is a warrior who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Ada Forestbot, a beligerent male halfling. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Belartanae Bluesight, a homesick male elf. He is a barbarian who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Thzzvy, a smitten androgynous mindflayer. It is a commoner who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Abavariyn Blackdawn, a mocking male oddball. He is a druid who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Dat, a homesick female kobold. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Bat, an insecure female kobold. She is a cleric who is following rumors of riches.
• Kzezn Brainhand, a solemn female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost parent.

These establishments worthy of mention in West Johnbon:

• The Strangled Goblins General Store [+] The Strangled Goblins General Store is a normal sized, damp-looking general store. The building faces southeast with no windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a prejudiced human named Jo Matll. The general store is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the general store. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Rose Inc. [+] The Crippled Rose Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking smokehouse. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forbidding elf named Bellenlas Keenblaze. The smokehouse is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the smokehouse. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Weasels Arena [+] The Purple Weasels Arena is a typical sized, smelly-looking bleacher. The building faces south with dirty windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient elf named Larellava Silentstride. The bleacher is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the bleacher. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Crow Shop [+] The Lazy Crow Shop is a huge, filthy-looking cartwright. The building faces southwest with three windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patronizing dwarf named Balgan Tigeraltar. The cartwright is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the cartwright. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Silver Fine Bows [+] The Olde Silver Fine Bows is a typical sized, orderly-looking bowyer. The building faces north with broken windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lonely half-orc named Zugl Backripper The Red. The bowyer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the bowyer. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Grizzly Oarhouse Inc. [+] The Grizzly Oarhouse Inc. is a huge, tidy-looking woodshop. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding gnome named Tulvin Cogglebit. The woodshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the woodshop. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Eagle Inc. [+] The Lascivious Eagle Inc. is a small, smelly-looking smithy. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a lap board storefront, and many windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a conspirational halfling named Po Earthmind. The smithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the smithy. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Dwarves Inc. [+] The Crippled Dwarves Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking smokehouse. The building faces east with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a vengeful dwarf named Snorgin Firetunnel. The smokehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the smokehouse. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Badger Shrine [+] The Tattered Badger Shrine is a normal sized, orderly-looking temple. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a chatty halfling named Cone Warmcaller. The temple is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the temple. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Northern Urchin Inc. [+] The Northern Urchin Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking weaver. The building faces south with a mud storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating halfling named Tol Quickgather. The weaver is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the weaver. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Lotus Bows R Us [+] The Olde Lotus Bows R Us is a large, orderly-looking bowyer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patriotic halfling named Po Roadbridge. The bowyer is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bowyer. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Rock Healing House [+] The Smithy Rock Healing House is a normal sized, crowded-looking hospital. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lonely human named Don Petring. The hospital is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the hospital. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Mead Inc. [+] The Nomadic Mead Inc. is a normal sized, packed-looking weaver. The building faces east with large windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lonely halfling named Pergrin Fasttory. The weaver is known for minimal prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the weaver. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Cavern Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Cavern Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is an average sized, damp-looking bucklery. The building faces east with three windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a lovelorn halfling named Ama Coldsall. The bucklery is known for steep prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Elves Shoes Inc. [+] The Splintered Elves Shoes Inc. is a typical sized, tidy-looking shoe shop. The building faces northeast with broken windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating halfling named Amaine Stoutgoat. The shoe shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see a kitten, you hear silence, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 4 customers in the shoe shop. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Cup Public Jail [+] The Refuge Cup Public Jail is a huge, smelly-looking jailhouse. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a resentful halfling named Beilda Honortan. The jailhouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the jailhouse. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Wagonhouse Shop [+] The Honest Wagonhouse Shop is a normal sized, crowded-looking apothecary. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, two windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an egotistical gnome named Gabdan Cogglebolt. The apothecary is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear a cat mewing, you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, and you smell fresh herbs. There is 1 customer in the apothecary. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Nomad Shop [+] The Laughing Nomad Shop is a large, orderly-looking cartwright. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an egotistical gnome named Kialey Fusesprocket. The cartwright is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the cartwright. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.