Welcome to Callny Park!

Callny Park is known for the following resources:

• Vast rubber trees that are hunted by gru.
• Many new rock salt deposits that are feared by vampires. Gwatthil Morningform said the locals speak of a stash of penis sheathes in a well.
• Creepy bamboo stands that are hunted by kittens. One might find a chest containing platinum hidden around somewhere.
• Scarce scorpion beds that are hunted by townspeople. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing iron maidens in a nearby pit.

• Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. Will reward you with valuable information. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Adamir Orangeblood if interested.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Pocobdo Marhearth for more details.
• Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Serious inquiries only. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a secret. Contact Kemt Greatshadow.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abahiassa Maernbow for more details.
• hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Guild membership required. Will pay in gold. Contact Boone Eaglekan to learn more.
• Help Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Abalenaen Eyllisrisen.
• cheese tester wanted. Reward available. Contact Shaman Klos Skullcracker.
• Bored? Pot has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Apule Clawbash.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. References required. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Dan Bartoton.

• Jam Materson is an androgynous human who is known in the region as being a decent official. It appears intimidated.
• Delnalinne Wishwalker is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent glovemaker. She appears xenophobic.
• Don Goodman is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre fishmonger. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Jamic Harinson is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent herbalist. She appears battle-ready.
• Filartinne Duskingstryke is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled banker. He appears fatalistic.
• Ilynalanae Cyredsun is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled prostitute. He appears helpful.
• Ardor Roarmace is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre painter. She appears smitten.
• Jory Marwell is a male human who is known in the world as being a mocked maidservant. He appears patronizing.
• Snordor Steelmead is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned official. She appears apologetic.
• Filttars Dewshadow is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled soldier. She appears forgetful.
• Dan Davden is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent artist. He appears scattered.

• Gabley Cogglecog, a deluded female gnome. She is a wizard who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Jame VanCarll, a sick female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Ghutgag Bonesnapper, an authoritarian male half-orc. He is an aristocrat who is here to buy spices.
• Elelda Moonley, a smitten male halfling. He is a fighter who is traveling with an expidition.

These establishments worthy of mention in Callny Park:

• The Rolling Princess Inc. [+] The Rolling Princess Inc. is a typical sized, clean-looking spicemerchant. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, small windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-elf named Illvarinne Rootdew. The spicemerchant is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the spicemerchant. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Fox Scribe [+] The Blue Fox Scribe is a huge, cluttered-looking copyoffice. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a vengeful half-elf named Davry Morman. The copyoffice is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crossed Knife Inc. [+] The Crossed Knife Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking wagon yard. The building faces south with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a sick human named Jamic Carman. The wagon yard is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the wagon yard. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Hammer Farm [+] The Violet Hammer Farm is a huge, disgusting-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces north with no windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful human named Done Greenell. The slaughterhouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the slaughterhouse. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Cock Temple [+] The Deepwater Cock Temple is an average sized, dirty-looking brothel. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a smitten human named Don Robertall. The brothel is known for high prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see barely clothed women, you hear girls giggling, and you smell scent of oil. There are 2 customers in the brothel. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Rolling Clowns Inc. [+] The Rolling Clowns Inc. is a small, dirty-looking spicemerchant. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a patronizing dwarf named Gardin Lumberear. The spicemerchant is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the spicemerchant. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Knife Temple [+] The Frosty Knife Temple is an average sized, damp-looking church. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a pacifistic human named Dan Whiterley. The church is known for inexpensive prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear silence, you smell smell of blood, and you see people walking around in a daze. There are 5 customers in the church. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Song Magic Shop [+] The Belching Song Magic Shop is a normal sized, clean-looking magic shop. The building faces northeast with many windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a healthy dwarf named Lobul Lionshield. The magic shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the magic shop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Badger Lumberyard [+] The Salty Badger Lumberyard is a large, clean-looking lumberyard. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic dwarf named Falbin Ashgem. The lumberyard is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the lumberyard. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Old Fig Fine Bows [+] The Old Fig Fine Bows is a huge, dusty-looking bowyer. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, large windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nosy human named Danes Davidield. The bowyer is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the bowyer. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Dog Hostel [+] The Wobbly Dog Hostel is a small, filthy-looking inn. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a shifty dwarf named Arbor Taloncairn. The inn is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the inn. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.