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Welcome to Port Calalag Park!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,071
  • Children: 21.20% (227)
  • Elderly: 17.93% (192)

Racial Breakdown

  • 965 half-orc (90.1%)
  • 64 human (5.9%)
  • 20 other (1.8%)
  • 11 half-dwarf (1%)
  • 11 dwarf (1%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 58 Businesses
  • 110 Specialists
  • 138 Residences

Summary [-]

Port Calalag Park is a small town in the Walloon District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is sparsely populated (3,665/sq km), covers 0.29 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 607 meters.

Climate [-]

Port Calalag Park has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are soft and the temperature is generally mild with minor variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Port Calalag Park sees a binary star overhead: Uuk, an average white star and Sik, a large yellow star. Port Calalag Park also has a single moon: Elame, an average dull brown moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive nearby planet that has been around for generations and a massive pulsar that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a fortified stone barricade that is 13 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.58 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Port Calalag Park; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth cobblestone streets in a warped parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, wealthy, and trade.

Government [-]

Port Calalag Park is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as on the ball. Officials in Port Calalag Park are often seen as resolute and the policies are feared. The political influence of Port Calalag Park in the region is receding due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Port Calalag Park is ruled by President Donry Tramerson. The President has been in power for decades and is hated by the people. There is forceful opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained through the writ of law.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 1.59% of the population (17 adults).

Military [-]

Port Calalag Park has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 160 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 72 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 8 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and fortified barricade, Port Calalag Park is properly fortified. Port Calalag Park fighters are despised for their use of unique axes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Port Calalag Park is currently growing.

Resources [-]

Port Calalag Park is known for the following resources:

  • An ancient castle inhabited by poisonous kittens that are visited frequently by gru. Somoeone said someone found a stash of platinum in a tomb nearby.
  • A blessed gazebo inhabited by poisonous cormorants that are feared by locals. Jamic Casmell said the locals speak of a stash of gold in a well.
  • Unlimited spider clusters that are visited frequently by locals. The locals speak of a stash of penis sheathes buried near there.
  • A creepy gazebo inhabited by dangerous scorpions that are hunted by vampires. Haatai Freanifeather said one might find a chest containing kitten mittens in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Way back when, a vampire named Uap wandered the woods when the wind blows from the east. People say that if you confront him, you will be driven mad.
  • Legends tell of Naromn's Deck of cards, a unique deck of cards with the power to move on its own accord. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • Legends tell of Balbin's Beans, a cursed beans with the knack to summon demons. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • In times past, the royals of Cranmore lived happily. Things were good, but one day a monster named Tekius Quillspire stole a priceless heirloom. The royals tried to stop the monster, but failed miserably. Along came a contrarian elf named Charigtel Feathergrove, who was an expert bowman. Charigtel had an idea to slay the monster by making a wager with Tekius Quillspire. When Charigtel Feathergrove faced the monster, Charigtel Feathergrove defeated Tekius Quillspire.

Events [-]

Port Calalag Park is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Someone stole my statue. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Aiva Wizzjet.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome feral cats required. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Duune Riverkos.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Contact Dav Bening.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tilra for further details.
  • Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Zabgzog Backnor if interested.
  • Bounty for rats, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ilartlleu Wolfwatch.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome feral cats required. Reward available. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Jamic Davngham.
  • Missing cerimonial knife. We suspect derros are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Danic Kleincroft.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ciritred Clawcloud.
  • Bored? lock picking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gkutbok Greathost.
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Khalzin se S'herzin if interested.

People [-]

The people in Port Calalag Park are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Adabul Moonsmasher is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled lawyer. He appears insecure.
  • Jamey Blacken is a female human who is known in the world as being a gifted artist. She appears spiteful.
  • Yorbin Onyxplate is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled woodseller. She appears jaded.
  • Jo Giacoard is a male human who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled wine seller. He appears spiteful.
  • Jory Bersone is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted bookbinder. He appears trusting.
  • Throag Goodshield is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled woodseller. She appears spiteful.
  • Donic Andrcroft is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled saddler. She appears insecure.
  • Nutgag Neckbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled doctor. She appears gluttonous.
  • Dogtogh Backcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled chandler. She appears mopey.
  • Danry Jamesone is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent copyist. She appears insecure.
  • Davry Harworth is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled baker. She appears unreliable.
  • Adaond Doughchisel is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned librarian. He appears fashion concious.
  • Brogar Lightmail is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent smith. He appears skeptical.
  • Joey Staman is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent smith. She appears impatient.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Elnaltars Wishgazer, a contrarian female elf. She is an expert who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
  • Larhiaai Baequiwing, a trusting female elf. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Gardal Oilcairn, a solemn female dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Garond Salthill, a conspirational male dwarf. He is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
  • Abaartiyn Melithnight, a prejudiced male elf. He is a commoner who is here to buy spices.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Port Calalag Park:

  • The Elegant Fig Vault [+]
  • The Frosty Octopus Temple [+]
  • The Mended Rouge Barrels [+]
  • The Whistling Toad Inc. [+]
  • The Bottomless Bull Leatherworks [+]
  • The Rolling Crow Inc. [+]
  • The Crooked Dungeon Inc. [+]
  • The Frozen Fig Fine Books [+]
  • The Eastern Badger Shop [+]
  • The Flabby Crate [+]
  • The Deadly Knife Whorehouse [+]
  • The Smiling Monk Bakery [+]
  • The Northern Rock Purse Shop [+]
  • The Greasy Tree Inc. [+]