Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 8,457
- Children: 16.99% (1,437)
- Elderly: 20.99% (1,775)
Racial Breakdown
- 4,931 gnome (58.3%)
- 2,876 half-orc (34%)
- 533 half-elf (6.3%)
- 117 other (1.3%)
Misc.
- 4 Districts
- 190 Businesses
- 1,270 Specialists
- 956 Residences
Summary [-]
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Battlefun Grove is known for the following resources:
- Wild dragon wiers that are visited frequently by zombies. Hallananae Dewdawn said one might find a stash of rubies in a dungeon.
- An old fort inhabited by poisonous kittens that are hunted by locals. Somoeone said someone found piles of kitten mittens buried near there.
- Creepy amber deposits that are visited frequently by zombies.
- Huge palm oil trees that are visited frequently by gru.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- In the days of yore, the constable of New Lawell thrived. Things were quiet, but one day an evil ghoul named Tilraz slayed a local hero. The constable tried to kill Tilraz, but didn't get close. Along came a lonely minotaur named Burunmain Winternon, who was a skilled storyteller. Burunmain had an idea to slay the ghoul by causing a distraction while others struck. When Burunmain Winternon faced the ghoul, Burunmain Winternon defeated Tilraz and rescued New Lawell.
- In olden times, a witch lingered in the world and was drawn towards those that wronged others. Folks say that the witch will ask for your help, then eat you.
- Legends tell of Xuunk's Deck of cards, a unique deck of cards with the capability to move on its own accord. It has been lost for ages.
- Legends tell of Jeneno's Hat, a cursed hat with the power to dominate others. It was stolen from a locked vault.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Help! I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Will reward you with valuable information. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Gilina Tiddlygauge.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Serious inquiries only. Contact Wot.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Brods Ogredamn.
- Help! whiskey tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Don Matan.
- Missing wagon wheel. We suspect homuncului are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Larelltel Lightdew to learn more.
- Help! Bored? Missing chalice. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Balkon Mithrilmead.
- Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Khalal teh S'hooral if intrigued.
- Looking for work? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Shubbosh Necksnapper.
- Gozraz has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Chaartiyn Gyssespear.
- giant spiders-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Mickry Bartone.
- I have rust rats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jam Bartoard.
- Bounty for bats, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Aletinne Summersong.
- Help Needed: Rogue seeks apprentice. Mild danger may be involved. Reward available. Contact Gugan Boarroot.
- taste tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Must not smell. Contact Vessre.
- Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hallenlleu Windsun to learn more.
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Will owe you a huge favor. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Khotgrog Armsnapper for more details.
- Help! Looking for work? I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Durdor Steelankle.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Mick Corridge is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled wine seller. She appears forgetful.
- Alli Gearbit is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned glassmaker. He appears greedy.
- Delartaen Hawkoak is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears self-obsessed.
- Kumma Backripper is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled mercenary. She appears patronizing.
- Dav MacSimonland is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a legendary wagoneer. He appears trusting.
- Illtai Sunhand is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled miller. He appears intimidating.
- Chief Obgunk Backbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre weaponsmith. He appears contrarian.
- Ilyriginne Kindrisen is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent bowyer. She appears smitten.
- Dromm Bonecrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled laborer. He appears smitten.
- James Roseworth is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mocked stablehand. She appears loud.
- Faerigtars Bluesun is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled butcher. He appears healthy.
- Gaeellai Goldstar is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted salter. He appears vengeful.
- Adarette Electrowink is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled chickenbutcher. He appears grieving.
- Tul Rocketfuel is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a gifted woodworker. He appears beligerent.
- Khanush Neckripper is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre laborer. She appears forgetful.
- Delellava Farseeker is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled shoemaker. He appears cautious.
- Hogbok Headnor is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled stablehand. He appears spiteful.
- Jam Bernatone is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent wine seller. He appears skeptical.
- Davry Simontone is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled good samaritan. She appears battle-ready.
- Don Corall is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre lawyer. He appears intimidating.
- Tom Tinkerblast is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted forester. She appears lonely.
Travelers [-]
- James Burcombe, a patronizing male half-orc. He is a commoner who is following rumors of riches.
- Gil Greasetonk, a jaded female gnome. She is a paladin who is seeing the city.
- Jam Greenland, a sick female half-elf. She is a rogue who is delivering a message to a merchant.
- Jamey Chaer, a patronizing female half-elf. She is an aristocrat who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
- Ilytiyn Maernbow, a sick female half-elf. She is a monk who is on a mission to capture someone.
- Galzog Armcracker, a conspirational female half-orc. She is a warrior who is traveling with an acting troupe.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Battlefun Grove:
- The Refuge Flame Inc. [+]
- The Short Frog Shoppe [+]
- The Warm Hen Night Smiths [+]
- The Lonely Goblins Inc. [+]
- The Slumbering Flame Public Library [+]
- The Wrong Twins Garbage Lot [+]
- The Wild Pony Inpirationsl Waters [+]
- The Sloppy Lotus Public Library [+]
- The Dreaming Badger House [+]
- The Surly Silver Legion [+]
- The Colored Halfling General Mechandise [+]
- The Lecherous Peddler Blowers [+]
- The Strangled Whisper General Store [+]
- The Green Paladin Pots [+]
- The Mended Dungeon Coop Hoop [+]
- The Strangled Knife General Store [+]
- The Wet Skull Butchers [+]
- The Grizzly Twins Inc. [+]
- The Strangled Axe General Store [+]
- The Frosted Pipe Temple [+]
- The Singing Thug Dock Company [+]