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Welcome to Battlefun Grove!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 8,457
  • Children: 16.99% (1,437)
  • Elderly: 20.99% (1,775)

Racial Breakdown

  • 4,931 gnome (58.3%)
  • 2,876 half-orc (34%)
  • 533 half-elf (6.3%)
  • 117 other (1.3%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 190 Businesses
  • 1,270 Specialists
  • 956 Residences

Summary [-]

Battlefun Grove is a city in the Censak County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate city is densely populated (19,502/sq km), covers 0.43 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 739 meters.

Climate [-]

Battlefun Grove has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally cool with minor variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Battlefun Grove sees a single star overhead: Cek, a supermassive yellow star. Battlefun Grove also has a double moon: Spola, an average light blue moon and Thele, an average briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a recently repaired basalt wall that is 5 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.23 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Battlefun Grove; no roads are major. The city is lined with even cobblestone streets in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, shops, trade, and professional.

Government [-]

Battlefun Grove is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as minimally competent. Officials in Battlefun Grove are often seen as decent and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Battlefun Grove in the region is declining due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population is eager to point fingers.

Leader [-]

Battlefun Grove is ruled by Chief Aigles Cogglebun. The Chief has been in power for mere days and is ridiculed by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Chief and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained by secret police raiding homes in the dead of night.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a city guard, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being an eye for an eye.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.37% of the population (31 adults).

Military [-]

Battlefun Grove has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 1120 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 549 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 50 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and recently repaired wall, Battlefun Grove is perfectly fortified. Battlefun Grove fighters are mocked for their use of morningstars in battle. They are much loved for their guerrilla warfare and are considered excellently skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Battlefun Grove is currently shaky.

Resources [-]

Battlefun Grove is known for the following resources:

  • Wild dragon wiers that are visited frequently by zombies. Hallananae Dewdawn said one might find a stash of rubies in a dungeon.
  • An old fort inhabited by poisonous kittens that are hunted by locals. Somoeone said someone found piles of kitten mittens buried near there.
  • Creepy amber deposits that are visited frequently by zombies.
  • Huge palm oil trees that are visited frequently by gru.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the days of yore, the constable of New Lawell thrived. Things were quiet, but one day an evil ghoul named Tilraz slayed a local hero. The constable tried to kill Tilraz, but didn't get close. Along came a lonely minotaur named Burunmain Winternon, who was a skilled storyteller. Burunmain had an idea to slay the ghoul by causing a distraction while others struck. When Burunmain Winternon faced the ghoul, Burunmain Winternon defeated Tilraz and rescued New Lawell.
  • In olden times, a witch lingered in the world and was drawn towards those that wronged others. Folks say that the witch will ask for your help, then eat you.
  • Legends tell of Xuunk's Deck of cards, a unique deck of cards with the capability to move on its own accord. It has been lost for ages.
  • Legends tell of Jeneno's Hat, a cursed hat with the power to dominate others. It was stolen from a locked vault.

Events [-]

Battlefun Grove is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help! I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Will reward you with valuable information. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Gilina Tiddlygauge.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Serious inquiries only. Contact Wot.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Brods Ogredamn.
  • Help! whiskey tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Don Matan.
  • Missing wagon wheel. We suspect homuncului are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Larelltel Lightdew to learn more.
  • Help! Bored? Missing chalice. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Balkon Mithrilmead.
  • Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Khalal teh S'hooral if intrigued.
  • Looking for work? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Shubbosh Necksnapper.
  • Gozraz has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Chaartiyn Gyssespear.
  • giant spiders-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Mickry Bartone.
  • I have rust rats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jam Bartoard.
  • Bounty for bats, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Aletinne Summersong.
  • Help Needed: Rogue seeks apprentice. Mild danger may be involved. Reward available. Contact Gugan Boarroot.
  • taste tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Must not smell. Contact Vessre.
  • Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hallenlleu Windsun to learn more.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Will owe you a huge favor. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Khotgrog Armsnapper for more details.
  • Help! Looking for work? I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Durdor Steelankle.

People [-]

The people in Battlefun Grove despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Mick Corridge is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled wine seller. She appears forgetful.
  • Alli Gearbit is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned glassmaker. He appears greedy.
  • Delartaen Hawkoak is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Kumma Backripper is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled mercenary. She appears patronizing.
  • Dav MacSimonland is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a legendary wagoneer. He appears trusting.
  • Illtai Sunhand is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled miller. He appears intimidating.
  • Chief Obgunk Backbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre weaponsmith. He appears contrarian.
  • Ilyriginne Kindrisen is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent bowyer. She appears smitten.
  • Dromm Bonecrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled laborer. He appears smitten.
  • James Roseworth is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mocked stablehand. She appears loud.
  • Faerigtars Bluesun is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled butcher. He appears healthy.
  • Gaeellai Goldstar is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted salter. He appears vengeful.
  • Adarette Electrowink is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled chickenbutcher. He appears grieving.
  • Tul Rocketfuel is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a gifted woodworker. He appears beligerent.
  • Khanush Neckripper is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre laborer. She appears forgetful.
  • Delellava Farseeker is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled shoemaker. He appears cautious.
  • Hogbok Headnor is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled stablehand. He appears spiteful.
  • Jam Bernatone is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent wine seller. He appears skeptical.
  • Davry Simontone is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled good samaritan. She appears battle-ready.
  • Don Corall is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre lawyer. He appears intimidating.
  • Tom Tinkerblast is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted forester. She appears lonely.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • James Burcombe, a patronizing male half-orc. He is a commoner who is following rumors of riches.
  • Gil Greasetonk, a jaded female gnome. She is a paladin who is seeing the city.
  • Jam Greenland, a sick female half-elf. She is a rogue who is delivering a message to a merchant.
  • Jamey Chaer, a patronizing female half-elf. She is an aristocrat who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Ilytiyn Maernbow, a sick female half-elf. She is a monk who is on a mission to capture someone.
  • Galzog Armcracker, a conspirational female half-orc. She is a warrior who is traveling with an acting troupe.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Battlefun Grove:

  • The Refuge Flame Inc. [+]
  • The Short Frog Shoppe [+]
  • The Warm Hen Night Smiths [+]
  • The Lonely Goblins Inc. [+]
  • The Slumbering Flame Public Library [+]
  • The Wrong Twins Garbage Lot [+]
  • The Wild Pony Inpirationsl Waters [+]
  • The Sloppy Lotus Public Library [+]
  • The Dreaming Badger House [+]
  • The Surly Silver Legion [+]
  • The Colored Halfling General Mechandise [+]
  • The Lecherous Peddler Blowers [+]
  • The Strangled Whisper General Store [+]
  • The Green Paladin Pots [+]
  • The Mended Dungeon Coop Hoop [+]
  • The Strangled Knife General Store [+]
  • The Wet Skull Butchers [+]
  • The Grizzly Twins Inc. [+]
  • The Strangled Axe General Store [+]
  • The Frosted Pipe Temple [+]
  • The Singing Thug Dock Company [+]