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Welcome to Grand Cedarstein Rapids!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 186
  • Children: 23.66% (44)
  • Elderly: 15.59% (29)

Racial Breakdown

  • 109 lizardfolk (58.6%)
  • 27 mindflayer (14.5%)
  • 23 goblin (12.3%)
  • 16 other (8.6%)
  • 6 troglodyte (3.2%)
  • 3 minotaur (1.6%)
  • 2 orc (1%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 3 Businesses
  • 3 Specialists
  • 24 Residences

Summary [-]

Grand Cedarstein Rapids is a hamlet in the Marnahmou Province with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (278/sq km), covers 0.67 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 923 meters.

Climate [-]

Grand Cedarstein Rapids has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally cool with strong variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Grand Cedarstein Rapids sees a single star overhead: Najol, a supermassive orange star. Grand Cedarstein Rapids also has a triple moon: Deidodene, a massive pale yellow moon; Protase, a large rusty red moon; and Spome, a large light blue moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny asteroid belt that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Grand Cedarstein Rapids; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone paths in a wheel and spoke pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and civic.

Government [-]

Grand Cedarstein Rapids is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as magnificently organized. Officials in Grand Cedarstein Rapids are often seen as trustworthy and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Grand Cedarstein Rapids in the region is unwavering due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Grand Cedarstein Rapids is ruled by Prime Minister Filnallas Melithsing. The Prime Minister has been in power for several decades and is respected by the people. There is public opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through financial oppression.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a crime mobs, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.54% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Grand Cedarstein Rapids has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 25 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 13 (7%). Of the active duty military, 0 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and lack of defensible wall, Grand Cedarstein Rapids is inadequately fortified. Grand Cedarstein Rapids fighters are praised for their use of daggers in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered badly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Grand Cedarstein Rapids is currently stable.

Resources [-]

Grand Cedarstein Rapids is known for the following resources:

  • Plentiful spider clusters that are avoided by wenches. One might find bags of monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.
  • Plentiful ancient palm oil harvests that are avoided by zombies. Rumors tell of piles of saphires in a nearby pit.
  • Elephant parades that are avoided by unicorns. Somoeone said someone found bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, a wizard named Uk lingered in the streets. They say that if you hear her, you will be eaten alive.
  • In times past, the villagers of DeHuxax thrived. Things were always nice, but one day Hasosh Backcracker the minotaur stole a priceless heirloom. The villagers tried to stop the minotaur, but didn't get close. Along came Uap Oaknut the ogre, who was a valiant knight. Uap had a plan to trick the minotaur by causing a distraction while others struck. When Uap Oaknut faced the minotaur, Uap Oaknut tricked Hasosh Backcracker and rescued DeHuxax.
  • Legends tell of Tmemt's Trident, a unique trident with the ability to make someone speak the truth. It was stolen from a locked vault.

Events [-]

Grand Cedarstein Rapids is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Looking for work? I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Donic Bengan.
  • Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact Kiaxie Thermoblast.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Zhatz Neckkiller has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must be clean. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Alarigtars Riversun if interested.
  • Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Kzar Oozeshredder.
  • Looking for something new? A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Darlaniyn Norrewater.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Opportunity to earn a title. Prior experience required. Contact Jory Burman if interested.
  • Help Needed: Looking for work? Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Falag Suncavern.

People [-]

The people in Grand Cedarstein Rapids love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Pritra is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent fishmonger. She appears egotistical.
  • Yeral heh Khalal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a renowned beer seller. He appears vengeful.
  • Fluth is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent glassmaker. She appears gambling.
  • Tavnic Kazifury is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled undertaker. She appears pacifistic.
  • Porzer is a male troglodyte who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled messenger. He appears jesterly.
  • Gozkaro is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a mediocre laborer. She appears intimidated.
  • Mitz Neckkiller is a female orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled actor. She appears insecure.
  • Bloth is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a skilled weaponsmith. He appears contrarian.
  • Grin'ith is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled armorer. He appears battle-ready.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Bargan Salthand, a thick male dwarf. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.
  • Uk Rockclaw, a forgetful female ogre. She is a druid who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Kzezn Rockshredder, a mocking male hobgoblin. He is a fighter who is fleeing a bad family situation.
  • Mickey Blacking, a shifty male half-elf. He is an expert who is following rumors of riches.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Grand Cedarstein Rapids:

  • The Wobbly Fig Hostel [+]
  • The Perfumed Troll Wine Shoppe [+]
  • The Dreaming Boar House [+]
  • The Dry Crate Shop [+]
  • The Victorious Paladin Inc. [+]
  • The Hanging Turkey Mill [+]
  • The Ripped Virgin Inc. [+]
  • The Wet Jade Meat House [+]
  • The Wobblin' Kettles Construction [+]