Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 186
- Children: 23.66% (44)
- Elderly: 15.59% (29)
Racial Breakdown
- 109 lizardfolk (58.6%)
- 27 mindflayer (14.5%)
- 23 goblin (12.3%)
- 16 other (8.6%)
- 6 troglodyte (3.2%)
- 3 minotaur (1.6%)
- 2 orc (1%)
Misc.
- 2 Districts
- 3 Businesses
- 3 Specialists
- 24 Residences
Summary [-]
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Grand Cedarstein Rapids is known for the following resources:
- Plentiful spider clusters that are avoided by wenches. One might find bags of monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.
- Plentiful ancient palm oil harvests that are avoided by zombies. Rumors tell of piles of saphires in a nearby pit.
- Elephant parades that are avoided by unicorns. Somoeone said someone found bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
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Legends [-]
- Long, long ago in a city far, far away, a wizard named Uk lingered in the streets. They say that if you hear her, you will be eaten alive.
- In times past, the villagers of DeHuxax thrived. Things were always nice, but one day Hasosh Backcracker the minotaur stole a priceless heirloom. The villagers tried to stop the minotaur, but didn't get close. Along came Uap Oaknut the ogre, who was a valiant knight. Uap had a plan to trick the minotaur by causing a distraction while others struck. When Uap Oaknut faced the minotaur, Uap Oaknut tricked Hasosh Backcracker and rescued DeHuxax.
- Legends tell of Tmemt's Trident, a unique trident with the ability to make someone speak the truth. It was stolen from a locked vault.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Looking for work? I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Donic Bengan.
- Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact Kiaxie Thermoblast.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Zhatz Neckkiller has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must be clean. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Alarigtars Riversun if interested.
- Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Kzar Oozeshredder.
- Looking for something new? A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Darlaniyn Norrewater.
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Opportunity to earn a title. Prior experience required. Contact Jory Burman if interested.
- Help Needed: Looking for work? Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Falag Suncavern.
People [-]
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- Pritra is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent fishmonger. She appears egotistical.
- Yeral heh Khalal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a renowned beer seller. He appears vengeful.
- Fluth is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent glassmaker. She appears gambling.
- Tavnic Kazifury is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled undertaker. She appears pacifistic.
- Porzer is a male troglodyte who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled messenger. He appears jesterly.
- Gozkaro is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a mediocre laborer. She appears intimidated.
- Mitz Neckkiller is a female orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled actor. She appears insecure.
- Bloth is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a skilled weaponsmith. He appears contrarian.
- Grin'ith is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled armorer. He appears battle-ready.
Travelers [-]
- Bargan Salthand, a thick male dwarf. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.
- Uk Rockclaw, a forgetful female ogre. She is a druid who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Kzezn Rockshredder, a mocking male hobgoblin. He is a fighter who is fleeing a bad family situation.
- Mickey Blacking, a shifty male half-elf. He is an expert who is following rumors of riches.
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These establishments worthy of mention in Grand Cedarstein Rapids:
- The Wobbly Fig Hostel [+]
- The Perfumed Troll Wine Shoppe [+]
- The Dreaming Boar House [+]
- The Dry Crate Shop [+]
- The Victorious Paladin Inc. [+]
- The Hanging Turkey Mill [+]
- The Ripped Virgin Inc. [+]
- The Wet Jade Meat House [+]
- The Wobblin' Kettles Construction [+]