Welcome to South Hilldale!

South Hilldale is known for the following resources:

• An old grave yard inhabited by carnivorous spiders that are feared by kittens. Somoeone said someone found piles of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• Poisonous cormorant flights that are frequented by unicorns. The locals speak of bags of diamonds in a well.
• Vampire cormorant flights that are hunted by zombies.
• Substantial bat clouds that are feared by travelers.
• Abundant defenseless clam beds that are feared by witches. Rumors tell of a chest containing platinum buried near there.

• Bored? Done Francling has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Jo Braord.
• Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tom Tinkerfiz.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Length of job expected to be short. Reward available. Contact Tudun Nightcutter.
• Wanted: Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Mick Robertan if intrigued.
• Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen lucky stone. Reward is a secret. Contact Gogan Rockclaw.
• I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elhlak.
• Bounty for brain moles, dead or alive. Special attire required. Will pay in gold. Contact Ghobb Neckripper if interested.
• Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Rot.
• cheese tester wanted. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Glommu Skullcracker if interested.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact S'herzor se S'herzor.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. Contact Kemt Greatstomach if intrigued.
• Help Needed: Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen key. Must be quick on your feet. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tbok Brainrot.
• I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Contact Kiduk Bearmane.

• Davry Roberthouse is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled bucklemaker. He appears idealistic.
• Dane Brownell is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled sheriff. He appears efficient.
• Davry Brafield is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled cheesemaker. He appears authoritarian.
• Ozn Neckcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled weaponsmith. She appears homesick.
• Daney VanAndretone is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre cooper. She appears embittered.
• Abataen Summerform is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted fishmonger. She appears easily offended.
• Ilynalthil Brightchaser is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled mercer. He appears violent.
• Tomson Fusecog is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled porter. He appears self-obsessed.
• Throbul Kindkeg is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled tailor. He appears idealistic.
• Duddurg Armcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted teacher. He appears melancholy.
• Drogan Pearlbread is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled cartwright. She appears cautious.
• Hewlin Gyrobit is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent fishmonger. He appears boastful.
• Micke Martiwood is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled social worker. He appears battle-ready.
• Grunrin Clashingdoor is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre artist. She appears egotistical.
• Arnxie Wizzgadget is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent dyer. He appears guarded.
• Filrigssa Duskborne is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent alchemist. She appears lovelorn.

• Morule Longstrider, a nihilistic female minotaur. She is an aristocrat who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Pors, a cowed female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
• Thzzpair, an egotistical male mindflayer. He is a rogue who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Jam Peterall, a self-obsessed female half-orc. She is an expert who is following rumors of riches.
• Kunk Braindeath, a boastful male hobgoblin. He is a wizard who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Zor Greatcutter, a greedy female goblin. She is a commoner who is doing something questionable.
• Done Burworth, a forgetful male half-elf. He is a bard who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Flupne, a cowed female mindflayer. She is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• Aztred Bregthorn, a patronizing male minotaur. He is a wizard who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Porraz, a fashion concious female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is following rumors of riches.
• Rot, a mopey male kobold. He is a commoner who is traveling with an expidition.
• Gwariganae Winterstryke, a deluded female elf. She is an expert who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.

These establishments worthy of mention in South Hilldale:

• The Colored Dragon General Mechandise [+] The Colored Dragon General Mechandise is a typical sized, smelly-looking grocery store. The building faces northwest with barred windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a vengeful half-dwarf named Skarim Doughmug. The grocery store is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the grocery store. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Thug Inc. [+] The Crippled Thug Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking smokehouse. The building faces south with small windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a self-obsessed half-dwarf named Dane Jackard. The smokehouse is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the smokehouse. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Imps Shrine [+] The Frosty Imps Shrine is a normal sized, tidy-looking church. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a nosy half-elf named Ilyelllleu Aleagleam. The church is known for minimal prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see people walking around in a daze, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you hear a low moaning. There are 3 customers in the church. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Halfling Inc. [+] The Knotted Halfling Inc. is a small, crowded-looking smithy. The building faces northwest with dirty windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a patriotic halfling named Eline Fatwit. The smithy is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the smithy. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Wagonhouse Word Smiths [+] The Mad Wagonhouse Word Smiths is an average sized, crowded-looking translator. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a solemn half-orc named Ghagtug Neckcrusher. The translator is known for steep prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the translator. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Open Cloak Firepit [+] The Open Cloak Firepit is an average sized, neat-looking firepit. The building faces northwest with many windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an exhausted half-dwarf named Jam Colcombe. The firepit is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the firepit. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Well Inc. [+] The Nomadic Well Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking weaver. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and round windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a spiteful half-orc named Osh Bonekiller The Black. The weaver is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the weaver. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Kettles Sport House [+] The Boiling Kettles Sport House is a typical sized, dusty-looking fishery. The building faces southeast with a few windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an idealistic half-elf named Dones Whitebrook. The fishery is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 2 customers in the fishery. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Tree Shop [+] The Wiley Tree Shop is a typical sized, dirty-looking shop. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and small windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-elf named Ilrigai Duskgleam. The shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shop. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Cesspit Shop [+] The Wistful Cesspit Shop is an average sized, dusty-looking shop. The building faces southwest with large windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten half-dwarf named Arag Opalcavern. The shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shop. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Cesspit Shop [+] The Smithy Cesspit Shop is a typical sized, dusty-looking bakery. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a patriotic gnome named Beaeno Wizzbolt. The bakery is known for very high prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see hot buns, you hear yelling in the back of the store, and you smell scent fresh bread. There are 4 customers in the bakery. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dwarven Hatchet Wares [+] The Dwarven Hatchet Wares is a typical sized, smelly-looking clothing shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and barred windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a helpful halfling named Toldi Shortsall. The clothing shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 3 customers in the clothing shop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Maiden Inc. [+] The Crimson Maiden Inc. is an average sized, orderly-looking warehouse. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a loud halfling named Hilnell Scattercloak. The warehouse is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the warehouse. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Road Furs [+] The Vulgar Road Furs is a large, orderly-looking furtrade. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious half-dwarf named Borag Jademace. The furtrade is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the furtrade. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Thunderbird Inc. [+] The Crooked Thunderbird Inc. is a large, messy-looking smokehouse. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a clumsy half-elf named Daves Goodorth. The smokehouse is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Bull Mail Service [+] The Burly Bull Mail Service is a typical sized, cluttered-looking post office. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a solemn half-elf named Danic Carcombe. The post office is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the post office. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.