Welcome to Lambfun!

Lambfun is known for the following resources:

• An old cave inhabited by carnivorous quails that are frequented by townspeople. Amaly Springbottle said one might dig up bags of copper in a well.
• Ancient rock salt deposits that are frequented by travelers.
• Rare old fruit plantations that are feared by witches.
• Dangerous clam beds that are feared by locals.

• Wanted: I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khalzin se Ghezor for more details.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xradr Rantshredder.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Uduk Oxclaw if intrigued.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen puppy. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Belellthil Ousseabough.
• Wanted: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Gugob Skullsnapper.
• non-lethal poison tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Skabin Jadeblade.
• gnomish battle dancing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Thorrim Coralcask.
• Looking for work? Bounty for bats, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Special attire required. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Grimril Slatehelm to learn more.
• Needed: Looking for something new? I'm looking for rare giant spiders, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tmurm Rockdeath.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Throag Goldfighter.
• Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hilelda Oldhead for further details.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Thumm Bonecrusher The Red.
• Bounty for gremlins, dead or alive. Reward available. Prior experience required. Contact Agara Strongilg.

• Ram Legsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent herbalist. She appears intimidated.
• Cotxie Electrofuel is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled maidservant. She appears worrying.
• Donry Whitengton is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent physician. He appears apologetic.
• Chavarssa Bluewind is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent cheesemaker. He appears giddy.
• Jamey Dilerton is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled baker. He appears patriotic.
• Balrim Dwarfcask is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre woodcarver. He appears guarded.
• Alenalinne Goldbow is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a legendary interpreter. She appears conspirational.
• Illnallas Brightsing is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent pastrycook. She appears fatalistic.
• Rugb Boneripper is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled smith. He appears violent.
• Halhiathil Shadowgale is a female elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled mercenary. She appears trusting.
• Gargan Shinyfighter is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned priest. He appears unreliable.
• Rharuk Legcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent cartwright. He appears apologetic.
• James Simoninson is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent mason. He appears mocking.
• Bardor Shinytracker is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre plasterer. He appears homesick.
• Daney Briford is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted bowyer. She appears smug.
• Dones Petrll is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a gifted roofer. She appears beligerent.

• Larelllas Aleanlight, a thick male elf. He is a monk who is here to buy slaves.
• Mick Castard, a guarded female human. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Jamey Shester, a violent male half-orc. He is a warrior who is doing something questionable.
• James MacRosentt, a skeptical male half-orc. He is a cleric who is doing something impossible.
• Torton Tiddlycog, an attentive female gnome. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Pernell Slowhearth, a gluttonous female halfling. She is a fighter who is finding work as a healer.
• Jame Coron, a gluttonous male half-elf. He is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Serdi Hotgulas, a guarded androgynous halfling. It is an aristocrat who is fleeing debtors.
• Haavarthil Winterdew, a territorial male half-elf. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lambfun:

• The Yellow Wolfhound Garbage Lot [+] The Yellow Wolfhound Garbage Lot is a typical sized, neat-looking junkyard. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and stained windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty elf named Darlanai Rootshield. The junkyard is known for fair prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Axehandle Bakery [+] The Smiling Axehandle Bakery is a normal sized, cluttered-looking bakery. The building faces north with no windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a vengeful elf named Chariginne Duskstar. The bakery is known for dirt cheap prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see hot buns, you smell fresh flour, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 4 customers in the bakery. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Riverside Rugs [+] The Warm Riverside Rugs is a normal sized, damp-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded half-dwarf named Jo Burwood. The rugmaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the rugmaker. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Greyhound Lumber Mill [+] The Shallow Greyhound Lumber Mill is an average sized, packed-looking lumbermill. The building faces south with large windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a clumsy half-orc named Jo Marties. The lumbermill is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 5 customers in the lumbermill. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Cavern House of Colors [+] The Stowaway Cavern House of Colors is a huge, packed-looking dyer. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cowed elf named Aeslanaen Brightwind. The dyer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell something fishy, you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, and you hear a bubbling sound. There are 4 customers in the dyer. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Hearthstone Ale House [+] The Ever-full Hearthstone Ale House is a huge, damp-looking beer seller. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a sick elf named Darlenai Swiftmist. The beer seller is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 2 customers in the beer seller. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Cavern Guard House [+] The Dew Cavern Guard House is a huge, packed-looking barrack. The building faces northeast with large windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a jolly gnome named Jen Wobbjet. The barrack is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear voices, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you smell sweat and beer. There are 2 customers in the barrack. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Ulcer Locksmith [+] The Puking Ulcer Locksmith is a huge, cluttered-looking locksmith. The building faces east with no windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing dwarf named Falbul Talonnose. The locksmith is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the locksmith. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Yawning Healers [+] The Snoring Yawning Healers is a small, disgusting-looking hospital. The building faces northwest with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic gnome named Tomita Electrotonk. The hospital is known for fair prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the hospital. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Wig Scribe [+] The Blue Wig Scribe is a normal sized, cluttered-looking copyoffice. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forgetful half-orc named Huglbub Skullbreaker. The copyoffice is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the copyoffice. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Plaid Paladin Hostel [+] The Plaid Paladin Hostel is a typical sized, packed-looking hostel. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, three windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a giddy half-orc named Sraddoz Skullkiller. The hostel is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the hostel. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Crow Shoppe [+] The Beefy Crow Shoppe is a typical sized, dusty-looking cheeseshop. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting half-orc named Joey Chrisewicz. The cheeseshop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see many wheels of chese, you hear yelling in the back, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There are 4 customers in the cheeseshop. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Willow of All That Is Holy [+] The Frozen Willow of All That Is Holy is a huge, messy-looking church. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, round windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a sick half-elf named Aleartava Rilynnchaser. The church is known for extravagant prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear silence, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you see people walking around in a daze. There is 1 customer in the church. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Bull Magic Eye Piece [+] The Hilltop Bull Magic Eye Piece is a large, disgusting-looking astrologer. The building faces northwest with tiny windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an insecure half-elf named Haavariyn Myrthwake. The astrologer is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see scrolls leaning against the walls. There is 1 customer in the astrologer. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Hammer Shoppe [+] The Beefy Hammer Shoppe is a huge, damp-looking cheeseshop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful half-dwarf named Dav Shetone. The cheeseshop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back, you see many wheels of chese, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There is 1 customer in the cheeseshop. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Priest Arena [+] The Raging Priest Arena is an average sized, cluttered-looking bleacher. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an embittered elf named Hallenaen Dryearmoon. The bleacher is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.