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Welcome to Laclanding!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 91
  • Children: 13.19% (12)
  • Elderly: 23.08% (21)

Racial Breakdown

  • 46 kobold (50.5%)
  • 29 ogre (31.8%)
  • 15 halfling (16.4%)
  • 1 other (1%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 12 Residences

Summary [-]

Laclanding is a settlement in the Fulkry County with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (34/sq km), covers 2.68 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1847 meters.

Climate [-]

Laclanding has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally pleasant with moderate variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Laclanding sees a single star overhead: Toc, an average orange star. Laclanding also has a double moon: Mole, a massive light blue moon and Sporothys, a large briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny black hole that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Laclanding; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone paths in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, middleclass, and trade.

Government [-]

Laclanding is governed through an oligarchy, where control is exercised by a small group of individuals whose authority generally is based on wealth or power. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in Laclanding are often seen as equitable and the policies are hated. The political influence of Laclanding in the region is steadfast due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Laclanding is ruled by Governor Mick Greenley. The Governor has been in power for several decades and is honored by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, who can be bribed. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Laclanding has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 12 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 5 (6%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and lack of defensible wall, Laclanding is poorly fortified. Laclanding fighters are much loved for their use of stump knives in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Laclanding is currently stable.

Resources [-]

Laclanding is known for the following resources:

  • Poisonous caterpillar nests that are hunted by vampires. The locals speak of a stash of kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
  • A new tower inhabited by wild scorpions that are avoided by kittens. Zhoshuzg Armkiller said the locals speak of a chest containing platinum buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Way back when, a murderer named S'herzor haunted the town when the moon is new and was drawn towards misbehaving children. Some say that if you caught him, you will be killed.
  • Many years ago, the constable of South DeBoxron lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day Ghrikaro the spirit kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to stop the spirit, but were caught. Along came a goblin named Mexn Dreadshadow, who was a sneaky thief. Mexn had the thought to slay the spirit by making a wager with Ghrikaro. When Mexn Dreadshadow faced the spirit, Mexn Dreadshadow killed the spirit and rescued South DeBoxron.
  • Legends tell of Throgin's Needle, a possessed needle with the capability to move on its own accord. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • Years ago, a monster named Oluul roamed the woods and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. People say that if you hear him, you will never be seen again.
  • In times past, a dragon named Khalssen wandered the fields. Commoners say that if you see her, you will die within 24 hours unless you flee.

Events [-]

Laclanding is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kiap Oakclaw.
  • Help Wanted: seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Must submit to background check. Contact Filhialleu Meadowoak if intrigued.
  • Help Needed: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Arrim Mithrilaxe for more details.
  • Help Wanted: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to background check. Contact Kigan Oxnut.
  • Needed: Paladin seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Duap Eagletooth for further details.
  • I have cockatrices in my basement, plz halp! Accidental Death insurance required. Reward available. Contact Krabb Necksnapper for more information.

People [-]

The people in Laclanding hate outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Fax is a female kobold who is known in the region as being a skilled salter. She appears idealistic.
  • Pocobne Silverpipe is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled teacher. She appears self-obsessed.
  • Taz is a female kobold who is known in that part of town as being a mocked adventurer. She appears deluded.
  • Tol Earthbones is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a skilled professor. She appears homesick.
  • Beinada Smoothheart is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled armorer. She appears exhausted.
  • Malina Roadbottle is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a decent bowyer. He appears solemn.
  • Dubel Eaglemane is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a mediocre scabbardmaker. He appears forgetful.
  • Adaine Honorhill is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a gifted bookseller. He appears jolly.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Elmai Dudsister, a giddy male halfling. He is an aristocrat who is finding a long-lost sibling.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Laclanding:

  • The Drunken Wench Jewelers [+]
  • The Wet Pipe Butchers [+]
  • The Drifting Crate House [+]
  • The Happy Thunderbird Mill [+]
  • The Fermented Cloak Shop [+]
  • The Merry Skull Pub [+]
  • The Broken Maiden Leatherworks [+]
  • The Highlighted Hatchet Magic Eye Piece [+]