Welcome to Hastmead!

Hastmead is known for the following resources:

• Unlimited cocoa bean fields that are feared by unicorns.
• An old cave inhabited by dangerous bees that are hunted by zombies. Nad Headsnapper The Red said one might dig up bags of copper in a dungeon.
• Defenseless beaver colonies that are hunted by witches. Somoeone said someone found piles of penis sheathes in a well.

• Help Wanted: Looking for work? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Mognorgath Zhavidol.
• A passing Warrior is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ama Shadowbot if interested.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Vessrrl.
• rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Discretion required. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Zhabsh Bonenor if interested.
• gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Faldin Icebaker.
• Needed: Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Vothzer.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a secret. Contact Podiine Glittergirdle.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Tean.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Borrin Starshield for further details.

• Dave Kleiner is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned chickenbutcher. He appears nihilistic.
• Ilylenanae Goldhunter is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled weaponsmith. She appears violent.
• Jo Martitone is a male human who is known in the world as being a renowned coach driver. He appears drunken.
• Hilborn Manymidge is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled forester. She appears outlandish.
• Falgoldine Farwax is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a renowned locksmith. He appears shifty.
• Balrin Amberale is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled deputy. He appears shifty.
• Donry Benerson is a male human who is known in the world as being a decent laborer. He appears conspirational.
• Ada Thermoscope is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a decent coach driver. She appears patriotic.
• Junby Electrobun is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a mocked herbalist. He appears clumsy.
• Malne Hamden is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled social worker. She appears giddy.
• Halvarava Firedrake is a male elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre mason. He appears attentive.

• Adador Gravelgrave, a forgetful male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Beaan Thermobolt, a fatalistic male gnome. He is a druid who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Joes Beron, a forgetful female half-elf. She is a druid who is finding a missing criminal.
• Mickic Simonsone, a pacifistic male half-orc. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Jo Simonleton, a smug female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.

These establishments worthy of mention in Hastmead:

• The Green Bull Ceramics [+] The Green Bull Ceramics is a small, smelly-looking pottery. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian gnome named Bon Fusetonk. The pottery is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the pottery. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Dog Night Smiths [+] The Warm Dog Night Smiths is a large, filthy-looking graveyard. The building faces east with dirty windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a giddy dwarf named Skadin Granitestone. The graveyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the graveyard. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Dwarves Purse Shop [+] The Olde Dwarves Purse Shop is a huge, dirty-looking pursemaker. The building faces southeast with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a prejudiced halfling named Pernell Slyshadow. The pursemaker is known for fair prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Six Virgin Ship Repair [+] The Six Virgin Ship Repair is a huge, damp-looking shipyard. The building faces south with clean windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a beligerent dwarf named Borag Ashvest. The shipyard is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the shipyard. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Wolfhound Shop [+] The Horny Wolfhound Shop is a normal sized, clean-looking apothecary. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, a few windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an easily offended halfling named Falmira Wetwax. The apothecary is known for suspiciously low prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear yelling from the back of the shop, you smell damp earth, and you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs. There are 3 customers in the apothecary. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Pig Money Lenders [+] The Empty Pig Money Lenders is a large, disgusting-looking bank. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a deluded human named Mickry Colell. The bank is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell earth, you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, and you hear muffled voices from the back. There is 1 customer in the bank. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Six Thug Dock Company [+] The Six Thug Dock Company is a large, filthy-looking shipyard. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a lap board storefront, and two windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a deluded gnome named Jenita Electrofuel. The shipyard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the shipyard. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wobblin' Bunk Inn [+] The Wobblin' Bunk Inn is a huge, disgusting-looking inn. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a drunken human named Jam Sheville. The inn is known for varying prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the inn. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Dwarf Fish House [+] The Boiling Dwarf Fish House is a huge, damp-looking fishery. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy halfling named Elbard Wildwit. The fishery is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 3 customers in the fishery. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Song Furs [+] The Vulgar Song Furs is a large, clean-looking furtrade. The building faces northeast with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a scattered halfling named Amagrim Fargage. The furtrade is known for fair prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the furtrade. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Dwarf Farmers Market [+] The Cardinal Dwarf Farmers Market is a large, messy-looking haymerchant. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a boastful halfling named Elco Hothearth. The haymerchant is known for steep prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the haymerchant. The police steals from the owner and patrons.