Welcome to Upper Doonbon!

Upper Doonbon is known for the following resources:

• A magical castle inhabited by carnivorous bats that are avoided by unicorns. Hil Ortalker said somoeone said someone found a chest containing penis sheathes in a well.
• Substantial vampire caterpillar nests that are frequented by locals.
• A cursed battle field inhabited by poisonous elephants that are visited frequently by children. Danic Burman said one might find bags of silver in a well.

• Wanted: rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Sogarg Skullkiller for more details.
• Help Needed: A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Wot if intrigued.
• Someone stole my ring of Cerobleh. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tudzar Rantcutter for further details.
• Looking for work? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Adalenssa Jademane.
• Required: Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dan Stoworth for more information.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. May include some hazards. Guild membership required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Mick Francston.
• Needed: quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Gubal Boartooth.
• Help! Looking for work? A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ghrira if intrigued.
• Missing tomatoes. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Abagin Drakegrieve for more information.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Contact Hilgrim Grubgulas for more information.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen key. Special attire required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ghriraz for more details.
• Help Needed: Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Fot for more details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Illnalthil Bladeheart if interested.
• Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Serious inquiries only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact S'hoorzor fe Gheal.
• Looking for work? grog tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Jam Stoden for more information.

• Don Castinson is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted professor. She appears nosy.
• Halelllas Spiritsky is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre adventurer. She appears unreliable.
• Ulbul Opalcutter is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked adventurer. He appears fatalistic.
• Adaxie Cobblescope is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled shipwright. She appears prejudiced.
• Yornir Moonhair is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled cheesemaker. He appears patronizing.
• Gaettel Frostglider is a female elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre plasterer. She appears accusatory.
• Mickes Smithling is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled woodseller. She appears drunken.
• Kiason Thermogadget is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a decent weaver. She appears fatalistic.
• Mickey Bererson is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a mocked harness maker. He appears forgetful.
• Jo Morngham is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent astrologer. He appears solemn.
• Jun Gearbolt is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled wine seller. He appears self-obsessed.
• Mickic Burworth is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a skilled wine seller. He appears fashion concious.
• Barmir Redshield is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre librarian. She appears giddy.
• Adaag Feastcoin is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre carpenter. He appears flirtatious.
• Rod Mokbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled scribe. He appears patriotic.
• Danes Sheick is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent mercenary. She appears conspirational.
• Thordal Doughsmelter is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent woodseller. She appears skeptical.
• Jo Greenen is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled interpreter. He appears mopey.

• Aesnaltel Tyrneahelm, a solemn male drow. He is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Gozkaro, a nosy female troglodyte. She is a druid who is seeing the world.
• Ghezor heh Gheal, a boastful male lizardfolk. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Ilia Maskos, an embittered female minotaur. She is a rogue who is finding a missing artifact.
• Pors, an idealistic male troglodyte. He is an adept who is finding a missing artifact.
• Gheal se Khalzin, an idealistic female lizardfolk. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Khammath Mokkiller, an outlandish female half-orc. She is an expert who is doing something impossible.
• Jory Goodrell, a homesick male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
• Gheal seh Ghezin, an attentive female lizardfolk. She is a warrior who is seeing the city.
• Guduk Eaglesnout, a guarded male ogre. He is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
• Throgturg Headbreaker, a smitten female half-orc. She is a barbarian who is seeing the city.
• Kuk Metalhost, a forgetful female bugbear. She is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Guk Oakfang, an authoritarian female ogre. She is a cleric who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Jo Greenmell, a gambling male human. He is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Doonbon:

• The Gutted Monkey Leather Goods [+] The Gutted Monkey Leather Goods is a typical sized, dusty-looking harness maker. The building faces south with stained windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a worrying half-elf named Belnaliyn Goldensky. The harness maker is known for fair prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the harness maker. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Thunderbird Designs [+] The Ugly Thunderbird Designs is a normal sized, dirty-looking engineering firm. The building faces north with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an idealistic half-elf named Gaenaliyn Nightdawn. The engineering firm is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the engineering firm. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Wand Inc. [+] The Whistling Wand Inc. is a large, damp-looking tack shop. The building faces south with a few windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a thick elf named Aeselliyn Whiteglider. The tack shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the tack shop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Well Druggist [+] The Hilltop Well Druggist is a normal sized, cluttered-looking apothecary. The building faces north with large windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a skeptical half-orc named Dane Davill. The apothecary is known for high prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear silence, you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, and you smell damp earth. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Three Shop [+] The Eastern Three Shop is a small, packed-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a nervous dwarf named Balgan Thudgem. The clothing shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the clothing shop. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Octopus Worship House [+] The Thirsty Octopus Worship House is an average sized, disgusting-looking temple. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gosipy half-elf named Mickey Sheen. The temple is known for very high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Darkroot Inc. [+] The Chipped Darkroot Inc. is an average sized, disgusting-looking theater. The building faces south with stained windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a forgetful gnome named Adarette Coggletonk. The theater is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the theater. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Cup Inc. [+] The Fermented Cup Inc. is a small, disgusting-looking sawmill. The building faces north with many windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a contrarian elf named Gaenallleu Arkenearose. The sawmill is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you see stacks of wood. There are 3 customers in the sawmill. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Imps of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosted Imps of All That Is Holy is a typical sized, dusty-looking church. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and two windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a resentful gnome named Tul Wizzjet. The church is known for high prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see elegent golden decorations all around, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you hear silence. There are 5 customers in the church. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Rampaging Whisper Group [+] The Rampaging Whisper Group is an average sized, dirty-looking armorsmithy. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, clean windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing dwarf named Falmir Grandbread. The armorsmithy is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, you smell a burning fire, and you hear the sound of a forge. There are 5 customers in the armorsmithy. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Rooster Shoes [+] The Splintered Rooster Shoes is a typical sized, filthy-looking shoe shop. The building faces north with stained windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting half-elf named Larlantel Kindmane. The shoe shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear the work of shoes, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 2 customers in the shoe shop. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Rooster Hatters [+] The Laughing Rooster Hatters is an average sized, dirty-looking hat shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an egotistical gnome named Wiz Cogglegauge. The hat shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the hat shop. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Rooster Blowers [+] The Lecherous Rooster Blowers is a small, messy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a clumsy half-orc named Mick Davidngton. The glassmaker hut is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you smell a burning forge, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 4 customers in the glassmaker hut. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Ent Inc. [+] The Crippled Ent Inc. is a normal sized, damp-looking smokehouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jesterly half-elf named Filellinne Tyrneahand. The smokehouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the smokehouse. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Open Bag Firepit [+] The Open Bag Firepit is an average sized, messy-looking firepit. The building faces north with three windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an exhausted elf named Alalaninne Bannilight. The firepit is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the firepit. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Kettles General Merchandise [+] The Strangled Kettles General Merchandise is a large, tidy-looking general store. The building faces southwest with small windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a self-obsessed half-dwarf named Snorbul Lightgem. The general store is known for varying prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the general store. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Rooster Clinic [+] The Dreaming Rooster Clinic is a normal sized, messy-looking clinic. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a smitten half-dwarf named Joes Danleton. The clinic is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are no customers in the clinic. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Iron Mail Service [+] The Burly Iron Mail Service is an average sized, packed-looking post office. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed dwarf named Barbor Dullleg. The post office is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are no customers in the post office. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.