Welcome to Birmvita!

Birmvita is known for the following resources:

• A creepy castle inhabited by poisonous apes that are hunted by locals. Fal Tossshadow said one might dig up piles of monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
• An ancient fort inhabited by wild cormorants that are visited frequently by gru. One might dig up bags of monkey wrenches in a dungeon.
• Plentiful woodpecker descents that are frequented by travelers.
• Fresh rock salt deposits that are frequented by locals. Tomina Tinkercog said the locals speak of a stash of monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.

• Wanted: Looking for work? Bounty for homuncului, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tudun Metalrot.
• Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Gozush Mokkiller.
• Help! Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Must be clean. Contact Dave Colinson if intrigued.
• Help Needed: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. No previous experience required. Contact Rhoglu Bonecrusher for more details.
• Bored? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Safety not guaranteed. Guild membership required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Brzar Ironstomach for more information.
• Required: A passing Expert is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Allirette Fusegadget to learn more.
• lock picking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kexn Wormshadow.
• Looking for work? Bounty for quazits, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Apdar Swiftwind.
• Help Needed: A passing Monk is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rat.
• Looking for work? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Length of job expected to be short. Reward available. Contact Delrigtars Fireshine for more information.
• Looking for work? wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Tmor Ironrot.
• I have quazits in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Srogtuzg Bonecracker.

• Aeslenava Mistbreeze is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent potter. She appears easily offended.
• Abaril Blueroad is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled messenger. He appears prejudiced.
• James Colster is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned courtier. She appears mopey.
• Ser Leatalker is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled undertaker. She appears cautious.
• Yorbul Lumberslayer is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked chickenbutcher. He appears melancholy.
• Elahiainne Dirthdawn is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled alchemist. She appears easily offended.
• Grimrim Tigerbridge is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent brewer. She appears helpful.
• Daves Bernaorth is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled mason. She appears nosy.
• Don Coltone is a male human who is known in the city as being a decent mason. He appears gambling.
• Garorin Opalbelly is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled bowyer. She appears patriotic.
• Adagold Trillden is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a renowned tilemaker. He appears impatient.
• Mickic Berne is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled cooper. He appears patriotic.
• Ervariyn Baequiwater is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned vintner. She appears vengeful.
• Alariglas Hawkstrike is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled painter. She appears beligerent.
• Aletthil Auvreaweaver is a male elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre coach driver. He appears flirtatious.

• Skadin Lightningfinger, a melancholy male dwarf. He is a bard who is doing something impossible.
• Dozgurz Backkiller, a sick female half-orc. She is a monk who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Doney Casttt, a lonely male human. He is an adept who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Drogin Rubyroad, an idealistic male half-dwarf. He is a barbarian who is following rumors of riches.
• Jame Jamebrook, an efficient female half-orc. She is a commoner who is finding a missing criminal.
• Adabul Greaseygrave, a violent male dwarf. He is a fighter who is on a mission to collect a debt.

These establishments worthy of mention in Birmvita:

• The Blabbering Maiden Inc. [+] The Blabbering Maiden Inc. is a small, tidy-looking law enforcement. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a guarded dwarf named Throrun Ivoryaltar. The law enforcement is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the law enforcement. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Demon Inc. [+] The Fat Demon Inc. is a huge, orderly-looking tile shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, two windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous half-elf named Faeellssa Spiritsing. The tile shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the tile shop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Northern Heart Purse Shop [+] The Northern Heart Purse Shop is a large, dusty-looking pursemaker. The building faces north with a brick storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating halfling named Falmaily Goodgalow. The pursemaker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the pursemaker. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Days Arena [+] The Drifting Days Arena is an average sized, cluttered-looking civic center. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a skeptical halfling named Hilmai Wildwill. The civic center is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the civic center. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Cloak Studio [+] The Stinking Cloak Studio is a large, clean-looking sculpting house. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-dwarf named Falrun Graysapper. The sculpting house is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the sculpting house. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Elves [+] The Flabby Elves is a normal sized, disgusting-looking ropemaker. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guilty half-dwarf named Jamic Danell. The ropemaker is known for very high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the ropemaker. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Iron Blowers [+] The Leaping Iron Blowers is a small, dusty-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces south with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a homesick elf named Alanalai Goldhand. The glassmaker hut is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell a burning forge, you hear a bellows pumping, and you see panes of glass and mirrors. There are 2 customers in the glassmaker hut. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Beer Enchanters [+] The Tired Beer Enchanters is a normal sized, smelly-looking alchemy shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a loud halfling named Serinaly Scatterdrum. The alchemy shop is known for extravagant prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell damp earth, you hear a rythimic scraping, and you see strange bottles and tubes everywhere. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Imps Ceramics [+] The Grimy Imps Ceramics is a huge, dusty-looking pottery. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidated half-elf named Filleninne Swiftfire. The pottery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the pottery. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Thunderbird Inpirationsl Waters [+] The Wild Thunderbird Inpirationsl Waters is an average sized, cluttered-looking bath house. The building faces south with a few windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful elf named Delrigaen Blacksing. The bath house is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you smell soap and flowers, you see naked people walking around, and you hear soft music. There are 5 customers in the bath house. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Peacock Word Smiths [+] The Mad Peacock Word Smiths is a huge, tidy-looking translator. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and clean windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a smug elf named Ilartaen Myrthform. The translator is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the translator. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Bag Inc. [+] The Golden Bag Inc. is a huge, clean-looking weaponshop. The building faces east with round windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a fatalistic half-elf named Elrigthil Farsong. The weaponshop is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the weaponshop. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Elf Fine Books [+] The Frozen Elf Fine Books is a huge, clean-looking bookstore. The building faces southwest with round windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a solemn halfling named Perine Laughingbarrel. The bookstore is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the bookstore. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Dwarf House [+] The Dreaming Dwarf House is a huge, messy-looking civic center. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a solemn dwarf named Login Foestream. The civic center is known for fair prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the civic center. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Black Demon Inc. [+] The Black Demon Inc. is a small, damp-looking law enforcement. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, round windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a greedy half-elf named Elaartinne Dirthdew. The law enforcement is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.