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Welcome to Kirkmouth Acres!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 585
  • Children: 40.68% (238)
  • Elderly: 3.93% (23)

Racial Breakdown

  • 487 human (83.2%)
  • 65 elf (11.1%)
  • 23 dwarf (3.9%)
  • 10 other (1.7%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 23 Businesses
  • 33 Specialists
  • 76 Residences

Summary [-]

Kirkmouth Acres is a small village in the Berran Territory with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest small village is lightly populated (925/sq km), covers 0.63 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 895 meters.

Climate [-]

Kirkmouth Acres has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally chilly with high variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Kirkmouth Acres sees a single star overhead: Menor, an average blue star. Kirkmouth Acres also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing supernova that has been around for decades and an imposing nebula that has been around for all eternity.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a solid rubble stockade that is 2 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.98 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Kirkmouth Acres; 1 road is major. The city is lined with broken dirt roads in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, shops, trade, prison, and professional.

Government [-]

Kirkmouth Acres is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in Kirkmouth Acres are often seen as equitable and the policies are respected. The political influence of Kirkmouth Acres in the region is flourishing due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Kirkmouth Acres is ruled by President Minta Winterhoof. The President has been in power for several years and is honored by the people. There is forceful opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained through financial oppression.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.20% of the population (7 adults).

Military [-]

Kirkmouth Acres has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 84 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 35 (6%). Of the active duty military, 3 (4%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and solid stockade, Kirkmouth Acres is moderately fortified. Kirkmouth Acres fighters are revered for their use of harpoons in battle. They are hated for their frenzied fighting and are considered tolerably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Kirkmouth Acres is currently flourishing.

Resources [-]

Kirkmouth Acres is known for the following resources:

  • Scant peat bogs that are visited frequently by magic users. Donic Tramerson said somoeone said someone found piles of gold buried near there.
  • Fresh timber plantations that are hunted by locals. One might dig up a chest containing penis sheathes in a well.
  • Paltry new peat bogs that are avoided by wenches. Rumors tell of a chest containing small lyres hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Way back when, a witch stalked the region. Villagers say that the witch will sneeze three times, then imprison you.

Events [-]

Kirkmouth Acres is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Reward is a secret. Contact Aimida Cobblewink.
  • Needed: Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Haalantars Oakbreeze.
  • Help Needed: Someone stole my key. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jame Stoworth.
  • Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Jamey Giacoton.
  • Need a change of pace? Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Don Berard for further details.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Illnaltars Norredawn.
  • gnomish battle dancing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Balgar Saltcavern.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Shabb Neckbreaker.

People [-]

The people in Kirkmouth Acres accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Belnalava Goldensinger is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted butcher. He appears skeptical.
  • Hallenai Darkmane is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked banker. He appears smug.
  • Balbor Oilstaff is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a legendary outfitter. She appears forgetful.
  • Jam Chrisinson is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent soldier. She appears exhausted.
  • Illenanae Gyssewing is a female elf who is known in the city as being a renowned barber. She appears scattered.
  • Lodin Clawsmasher is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent locksmith. She appears guilty.
  • Mickey Bernaall is a male human who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled interpreter. He appears accusatory.
  • Davic Burland is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent barber. She appears insecure.
  • Balrin Steelhair is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre physician. She appears xenophobic.
  • Halhiaaen Whitedrake is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent furrier. He appears jaded.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Khukuul Necknor, a patriotic female orc. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • S'herssen fe Yerssen, a giddy male lizardfolk. He is an expert who is finding a missing heir.
  • Dones Smithster, a grieving male half-orc. He is a commoner who is seeing the world.
  • Bely Nimbleman, a homesick male halfling. He is a wizard who is traveling with an acting troupe.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Kirkmouth Acres:

  • The Rolling Tower Chop House [+]
  • The Wrong Frogs Depot [+]
  • The Musty Flame Inc. [+]
  • The Lost Dead Inc. [+]
  • The Broken Dragon Leatherworks [+]
  • The Twisted Yawning Builders [+]
  • The Playful Skull Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Elegant Dwarves Wares [+]
  • The Deepwater Boar Temple [+]
  • The Vulgar Goblins Furs [+]