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Welcome to Humberton!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 633
  • Children: 14.06% (89)
  • Elderly: 22.91% (145)

Racial Breakdown

  • 558 half-elf (88.1%)
  • 30 half-dwarf (4.7%)
  • 30 halfling (4.7%)
  • 8 other (1.2%)
  • 7 half-orc (1.1%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 29 Businesses
  • 45 Specialists
  • 71 Residences

Summary [-]

Humberton is a village in the Capran Region with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is nominally populated (1,315/sq km), covers 0.48 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 781 meters.

Climate [-]

Humberton has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally freezing with high variation. Precipitation is excessive, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Humberton sees a single star overhead: Sijek, an average orange star. Humberton also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing nebula that has been around for millenia and an imposing nearby planet that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a polished oak partition that is 5 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.48 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Humberton; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with pristine cobblestone paths in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, middleclass, shops, and entertainment.

Government [-]

Humberton is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as the pinnacle of inefficiency. Officials in Humberton are often seen as trustworthy and the policies are revered. The political influence of Humberton in the region is growing due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Humberton is ruled by Caliph Ilixril. The Caliph has been in power for years and is loved by the people. There is violent opposition to the Caliph and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained by strict laws and corrupt guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being maiming.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.26% of the population (8 adults).

Military [-]

Humberton has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 91 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 44 (7%). Of the active duty military, 3 (3.5%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and polished partition, Humberton is moderately fortified. Humberton fighters are hated for their use of short spears in battle. They are despised for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Humberton is currently uncertain.

Resources [-]

Humberton is known for the following resources:

  • Fresh bamboo stands that are feared by townspeople. Faeellai Nightsinger said one might find piles of iron maidens buried near there.
  • A creepy tower inhabited by dangerous apes that are frequented by magic users. Kibal Rockbranch said one might dig up bags of saphires hidden around somewhere.
  • A cursed shrine inhabited by carnivorous chinchillas that are frequented by locals.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Years ago, a Boogyman frequented the streets at dusk. They say that the Boogyman will ask a favor of you, then imprison you.
  • Many years ago, the royals of Grundybin lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day an evil demon named Thzzpne took over the town. The royals tried to stop the demon, but were caught. Along came Grungar Slatemolder the half-dwarf, who was an expert bowman. Grungar had a plan to trick the demon by making a wager with Thzzpne. When Grungar Slatemolder faced the demon, Grungar Slatemolder banished Thzzpne and rescued the hostages.
  • In times gone by, the villagers of Bagpar lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day Thoza Skullripper the murderer took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The villagers tried to kill Thoza Skullripper, but failed miserably. Along came Balbul Doughsmelter the half-dwarf, who was a sneaky thief. Balbul had an idea to slay the murderer by causing a distraction while others struck. When Balbul Doughsmelter faced the murderer, Balbul Doughsmelter tricked Thoza Skullripper.
  • A long time ago, the royals of Dakdorf lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day a monster named Khazguul Neckcrusher slayed a local hero. The royals tried to kill Khazguul Neckcrusher, but didn't get close. Along came a ogre named Doduk Beartooth, who was a sneaky thief. Doduk had an idea to slay the monster by using magic to banish it. When Doduk Beartooth faced the monster, Doduk Beartooth tricked Khazguul Neckcrusher.
  • Legends tell of Jo's Quill, a special quill with the ability to dominate others. It hasn't reappeared in years.

Events [-]

Humberton is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. Prior experience required. Contact Klubdu Armnor.
  • Required: rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Hamgles Rocketgadget to learn more.
  • grog tester wanted. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Gaevarthil Fairwhisper to learn more.
  • Required: rust rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Filhiaava Orlemoon.
  • Help Needed: stirge-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Kzerm Wormstomach.
  • Bounty for rabbits, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Agrath Bloodsoult.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Must be clean. Contact Troglsh Skullkiller.
  • Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? Wizard seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Poap Rockroot.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Guild membership required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Zus Bigslay.

People [-]

The people in Humberton love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Dos Bonebreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent tinker. She appears lovelorn.
  • Mick Burford is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled alchemist. She appears melancholy.
  • Amanell Tighbread is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled deputy. She appears gluttonous.
  • Joes Brangham is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled cartwright. She appears cautious.
  • Ilytinne Earthgrove is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled lumberjack. He appears vengeful.
  • Adamir Bearkeg is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned copyist. She appears violent.
  • Ilynaliyn Farsorrow is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled undertaker. She appears quiet.
  • Joic Gilling is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted illuminator. She appears healthy.
  • Mororin Blackhead is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled innkeeper. He appears helpful.
  • Modd Necknor The Cruel is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled vintner. She appears forgetful.
  • Cogrin Moonfield is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a renowned tilemaker. He appears patriotic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Uovgani Bregwalker, an exhausted male minotaur. He is a warrior who is seeking honest work.
  • Jam Roseton, a cowed female half-orc. She is a rogue who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • Dot, a jesterly female kobold. She is a sorcerer who is fleeing from forced labor.
  • Harvy, a boastful male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Durorin Warbattler, an embittered male deep dwarf. He is an adept who is doing something amazing.
  • Kia Gyrobit, a smug male gnome. He is a barbarian who is traveling with a diplomat.
  • Wizmida Gyrosprocket, a treasure-obsessed female oddball. She is a cleric who is on a mission to capture someone.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Humberton:

  • The Frosty Boar Temple [+]
  • The Lonely Elf Inc. [+]
  • The Deadly Frog Temple [+]
  • The Purple Monk Arena [+]
  • The Hungry Bill Legal Partners [+]
  • The Randy Lotus Public Jail [+]
  • The Weary Tree Rugs [+]
  • The Marbled Bunk Inc. [+]
  • The Surly Horse Legion [+]
  • The Pink Paladin Wine Shoppe [+]
  • The Tired Three Supplies [+]