Welcome to Zealfun!

Zealfun is known for the following resources:

• A cursed gazebo inhabited by vampire kangaroos that are avoided by witches. Throzgunk Backsnapper said one might dig up piles of rubies in a tomb nearby.
• A haunted battle field inhabited by vampire quails that are feared by travelers. Somoeone said someone found bags of copper in a tomb nearby.
• Magical defenseless ape troops that are frequented by vampires. One might dig up a chest containing rubies hidden around somewhere.
• A magical tower inhabited by poisonous quails that are avoided by unicorns. Hewnk Thermogauge said one might dig up piles of emeralds buried near there.

• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Contact Larnaltars Leafblaze.
• Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Serious inquiries only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Zhal Legkiller to learn more.
• seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must be a quick learner. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tregd Metalfury.
• Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen key. Will pay in gold. Contact Shaman Rradd Mokkiller if interested.
• Looking for work? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Contact Dav Whitster.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Must be a quick learner. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Arag Bearcrown if interested.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Xtezn Ogreshadow.
• Missing artifact. We suspect feral cats are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tgegd Wormhand.
• Missing holy symbol. We suspect stirge are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Bestha Runegan.
• Bounty for homuncului, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. References required. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Delios Cloudkos if interested.
• Wanted: Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Surpkaro.

• Donic Whitidge is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre bather. He appears intimidating.
• Chalanssa Whitespear is a female elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled official. She appears mocking.
• Gardin Feastmace is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled warehouse worker. He appears trusting.
• Delriglas Fireriver is a male elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled astrologer. He appears melancholy.
• Lodor Slatemolder is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a mocked barber. She appears mopey.
• Faeartinne Featherborne is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre tilemaker. She appears mocking.
• Sushuh Backnor is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent beer seller. He appears self-obsessed.
• Micke Franll is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled tailor. She appears healthy.
• Jam Jamestone is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned professor. He appears forgetful.
• Jo Whitehouse is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent shipwright. He appears insecure.
• Falbul Clayhair is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled social worker. She appears easily offended.
• Balmir Coldmail is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a legendary woodworker. He appears beligerent.
• Donic Bernaick is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled butcher. She appears attentive.
• Joey Corrough is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled watercarrier. He appears easily offended.

• Joey Chrisland, a cowed female half-elf. She is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Gaeriglleu Kennyrrun, a deluded male elf. He is a druid who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Amagrim Shortskin, a fashion concious male halfling. He is a warrior who is following a message from an angel.
• Ulrim Tinmouth, a pious female dwarf. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Arneno Wizztonk, a jolly female gnome. She is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Elanalava Duskrisen, a jaded female half-elf. She is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Ervaraen Featherstryke, a jolly female elf. She is a warrior who is doing something secret.

These establishments worthy of mention in Zealfun:

• The Pink Heart Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Heart Wine Shoppe is an average sized, damp-looking vinyard. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an apologetic dwarf named Morkon Dullriver. The vinyard is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the vinyard. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Iron Pub [+] The Merry Iron Pub is a huge, smelly-looking brewery. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nervous elf named Alelanlas Wishdrake. The brewery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you hear laughing, you smell hops and grain, and you see piles of grain. There are 5 customers in the brewery. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Hall Inc. [+] The Robber Hall Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking spicemerchant. The building faces south with barred windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an accusatory half-orc named Mhog Headcracker. The spicemerchant is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the spicemerchant. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Frog Shop [+] The Smiling Frog Shop is a huge, messy-looking bakery. The building faces northeast with stained windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a jolly half-dwarf named Borrim Feastgrieve. The bakery is known for unreasonable prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back of the store, you see fresh rolls, and you smell scent fresh bread. There are 2 customers in the bakery. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Helix Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Helix Wine Shoppe is an average sized, neat-looking vinyard. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nihilistic elf named Delhialleu Bladeblade. The vinyard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the vinyard. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Harpoon Herbalist [+] The Drowned Harpoon Herbalist is a huge, neat-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southwest with large windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a contrarian dwarf named Barnir Gravelbaker. The herbalist shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the herbalist shop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly House Designs [+] The Ugly House Designs is a huge, cluttered-looking engineering firm. The building faces east with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nervous elf named Ilyvarava Ravenblade. The engineering firm is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the engineering firm. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Boar Shop [+] The Eastern Boar Shop is a huge, orderly-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with large windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-dwarf named Mick Davett. The clothing shop is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the clothing shop. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Frog Inc. [+] The Fermented Frog Inc. is a normal sized, neat-looking sawmill. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a trusting half-dwarf named Faldor Greaseybarrel. The sawmill is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you see stacks of wood, and you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw. There is 1 customer in the sawmill. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Black Horse Inc. [+] The Black Horse Inc. is a small, tidy-looking law enforcement. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-dwarf named Abamir Bittercrown. The law enforcement is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Stump Night Smiths [+] The Warm Stump Night Smiths is a huge, crowded-looking graveyard. The building faces south with round windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an easily offended half-dwarf named Grumgin Lightaltar. The graveyard is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the graveyard. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The White Rose Bath House [+] The White Rose Bath House is a large, tidy-looking bath house. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, barred windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful half-elf named Dane Berham. The bath house is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you see naked people walking around, you smell soap and flowers, and you hear low voices. There is 1 customer in the bath house. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Whisper Whorehouse [+] The Deepwater Whisper Whorehouse is a typical sized, packed-looking brothel. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a cowed dwarf named Falond Drumstaff. The brothel is known for moderate prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see barely clothed women, you hear quiet music, and you smell scent of oil. There are 2 customers in the brothel. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Heart Book Smith [+] The Fumbling Heart Book Smith is a normal sized, orderly-looking bookstore. The building faces east with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a lonely elf named Ilnalai Duskingspear. The bookstore is known for very high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the bookstore. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.