Welcome to Hazellanding River!

Hazellanding River is known for the following resources:

• Bee hives that are avoided by gru. Gozg said somoeone said someone found piles of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• Substantial poisonous woodpecker descents that are visited frequently by witches.
• Endangered pigment deposits that are frequented by gru. One might find piles of diamonds buried near there.

• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Contact Mickes Fercroft for more information.
• I'm looking for rare bats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Beadan Fusecog.
• Help Wanted: Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. May include some hazards. Contact Dane Brarough.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. References required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Wou'k'morn.
• Wizard seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. May include some hazards. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Cinrus Borosinger.
• I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Elhs.

• Tgunk Oozemurder is a male hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a gifted herbalist. He appears nihilistic.
• Chtuthul is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked pastrycook. She appears greedy.
• Bremt Braindeath is a male hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled undertaker. He appears skeptical.
• Yerzor fe Ghezor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled pastrycook. He appears loud.
• Gozs is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a decent specialty smith. She appears trusting.
• Yeral fe S'hoorzor is a female lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled shoemaker. She appears cautious.
• Gkutkasr Rockslay is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent shoemaker. He appears chatty.
• S'herssen ahn Yeral is a female lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a mocked cheesemaker. She appears intimidating.

• Done Marill, a forgetful male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is fleeing the law.

These establishments worthy of mention in Hazellanding River:

• The Wiley Halflings Store [+] The Wiley Halflings Store is a huge, damp-looking shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and many windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy troglodyte named Pors. The shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shop. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Dead Bakery [+] The Smithy Dead Bakery is a huge, damp-looking bakery. The building faces south with large windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a jaded lizardfolk named Khalzin ahn Yerzor. The bakery is known for next to nothing prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell fresh flour, you hear a kitten mewing, and you see fresh rolls. There are 5 customers in the bakery. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Rouge Inc. [+] The Glaring Rouge Inc. is a normal sized, clean-looking weaponshop. The building faces east with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and small windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a homesick mindflayer named Prar'k'morn. The weaponshop is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the weaponshop. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Tree Shop [+] The Blue Tree Shop is a huge, dusty-looking copyoffice. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a cowed hobgoblin named Brbok Oozebeast. The copyoffice is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Pot Shrine [+] The Wooden Pot Shrine is a small, damp-looking shrine. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, two windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an unreliable troglodyte named Ghrilak. The shrine is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shrine. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Plaid Virgin Hostel [+] The Plaid Virgin Hostel is a large, packed-looking hostel. The building faces east with large windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a pacifistic hobgoblin named Narods Laughwiser. The hostel is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the hostel. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Black Bunch Inc. [+] The Black Bunch Inc. is a normal sized, neat-looking law enforcement. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a gambling lizardfolk named S'herzin heh Gheal. The law enforcement is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Frog House of Law [+] The Hungry Frog House of Law is a small, dirty-looking barrister. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, many windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a smitten hobgoblin named Kzods Metaldeath. The barrister is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.