Welcome to Dickmouth!

Dickmouth is known for the following resources:

• A creepy mine inhabited by carnivorous cobras that are avoided by locals.
• Creepy pigment banks that are visited frequently by gru. Somoeone said someone found a stash of silver in a nearby pit.
• Tame elephant parades that are feared by locals. TelLoa Bloodhoof said rumors tell of a chest containing platinum hidden around somewhere.
• Vast cocoa bean plantations that are visited frequently by kittens. Adagar Bitterarm said one might dig up a stash of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• An old castle inhabited by carnivorous parrots that are visited frequently by unicorns. Somoeone said someone found a stash of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

• Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Contact Illtaen Rootmoon for more details.
• Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen relic. Will pay in gold. Contact Shaman Rozgath Backnor.
• Grunril Brassplate has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Goi'k'morn to learn more.
• Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Must submit to background check. Reward available. Contact Tolbardne Lindigger if intrigued.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. References required. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Hallenlleu Cyredweaver.
• I have rats in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Jory Brifield.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a secret. Contact Dane Benfield for more information.
• Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. No pay until task is completed successfully. Serious inquiries only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Yip.
• Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Must be quick on your feet. Reward is a secret. Contact Bormir Talonblood.
• Required: Bored? A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Vothzer.
• A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rommub Skullcrusher.
• woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Harth if interested.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Discretion required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tomtsy Thermoblast if intrigued.

• Aesttel Moonstryke is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned beer seller. He appears skeptical.
• Cotdan Wobbtonk is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled salter. She appears cowed.
• Elellssa Keenriver is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a gifted porter. She appears trusting.
• Snorrun Mithrilanvil is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent weaponsmith. She appears quiet.
• Alenaliyn Meadowrose is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned tanner. She appears quiet.
• Ada Thermotonk is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled wine seller. She appears efficient.
• Falgan Rustmine is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled plasterer. She appears guilty.
• Lobin Honorgoblet is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre dyer. She appears smitten.
• Iltthil Melithsight is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent mercenary. She appears embittered.
• Faelaniyn Morningbreeze is a female elf who is known in the region as being a gifted tanner. She appears egotistical.
• Dan Southgan is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled magic dealer. She appears greedy.
• Gwalenssa Jadeblaze is a male elf who is known in the city as being a skilled lawyer. He appears outlandish.
• Droond Ivorybrooch is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a legendary mercenary. She appears forgetful.
• Gaeartaen Eversun is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent social worker. He appears drunken.
• Hallanssa Lightwalker is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled hatmaker. He appears authoritarian.
• Cotita Cobblewink is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled soldier. He appears smitten.

• Komn Foulkill, an accusatory male bugbear. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Fal Shorthand, a nosy female halfling. She is a sorcerer who is doing something nefarious.
• Xodok Ghosttrender, a mocking male bugbear. He is a fighter who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Rbomn Giantshredder, a guarded male hobgoblin. He is a warrior who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Done Brarell, an embittered male half-elf. He is an aristocrat who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Tilg, an idealistic female troglodyte. She is a fighter who is finding work as a merchant.
• Darlantel Skycloak, an impatient male drow. He is an adept who is finding work as a spy.
• Kuonkillian Kazithorn, a boastful male minotaur. He is a sorcerer who is seeing the world.
• Armir Stormshoulder, a shifty female half-dwarf. She is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Garril Deepcavern, a patronizing male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is seeking honest work.
• Goi'ith, a sick androgynous mindflayer. It is an expert who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Droorin Graycavern, a spiteful female dwarf. She is a cleric who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Elhka, an accusatory female troglodyte. She is a druid who is traveling with a diplomat.

These establishments worthy of mention in Dickmouth:

• The Shallow Paladin Saw Mill [+] The Shallow Paladin Saw Mill is an average sized, packed-looking lumbermill. The building faces north with tiny windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an exhausted half-elf named Donry Broerson. The lumbermill is known for steep prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the lumbermill. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Lotus Clinic [+] The Snoring Lotus Clinic is a huge, smelly-looking hospital. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lovelorn gnome named Babva Wizzgauge. The hospital is known for minimal prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the hospital. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Goblins Arena [+] The Drifting Goblins Arena is an average sized, dirty-looking civic center. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a territorial half-elf named Dave Clayville. The civic center is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the civic center. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Yawning Rug Shop [+] The Weary Yawning Rug Shop is an average sized, cluttered-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with two windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty dwarf named Abakon Tigerbridge. The rugmaker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the rugmaker. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Badger Inc. [+] The Victorious Badger Inc. is a small, messy-looking university. The building faces northeast with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a patriotic half-elf named Ilyellaen Killebough. The university is known for varying prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the university. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Green Pony Pots [+] The Green Pony Pots is a small, neat-looking pottery. The building faces south with a stone storefront, two windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic dwarf named Abamir Marblering. The pottery is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the pottery. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Clowns Shop [+] The Eastern Clowns Shop is a typical sized, orderly-looking clothing shop. The building faces east with clean windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a scattered elf named Faelenaen Dawnsinger. The clothing shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the clothing shop. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Crow Healing House [+] The Smithy Crow Healing House is an average sized, orderly-looking hospital. The building faces northeast with large windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud half-elf named Mickry Colfield. The hospital is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the hospital. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The White Road Inpirationsl Waters [+] The White Road Inpirationsl Waters is a large, packed-looking bath house. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and small windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a flirtatious elf named Ilyartai Cyredsinger. The bath house is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear low voices, you see naked people walking around, and you smell soap and flowers. There are 3 customers in the bath house. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Jane Inc. [+] The Whistling Jane Inc. is a small, tidy-looking tack shop. The building faces south with large windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty gnome named Hammida Tinkercog. The tack shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the tack shop. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Cloak Beer Garden [+] The Mulled Cloak Beer Garden is an average sized, tidy-looking brewery. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a conspirational dwarf named Abarim Smartbreaker. The brewery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see bags of hops, you smell hops and grain, and you hear laughing. There is 1 customer in the brewery. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded House Military School [+] The Gelded House Military School is a normal sized, tidy-looking school. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a fatalistic elf named Alavartars Summerbough. The school is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the school. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Skull Meat House [+] The Whirling Skull Meat House is a typical sized, messy-looking butchershop. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a pacifistic gnome named Ninwan Electrotonk. The butchershop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the butchershop. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Whisper Leatherworks [+] The Broken Whisper Leatherworks is a small, dirty-looking leathershop. The building faces northeast with barred windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an outlandish gnome named Torton Wizzbolt. The leathershop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the leathershop. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Hops Book Smith [+] The Fumbling Hops Book Smith is a typical sized, smelly-looking bookstore. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a sick elf named Illartlleu Darkwake. The bookstore is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the bookstore. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Riverside Whorehouse [+] The Deadly Riverside Whorehouse is a normal sized, damp-looking brothel. The building faces east with a stone storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a contrarian dwarf named Gornir Bronzestomach. The brothel is known for varying prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear girls giggling, you smell perfume, and you see candles and drapery. There are 2 customers in the brothel. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.