Welcome to Haverpost!

Haverpost is known for the following resources:

• Magical fresh rubber trees that are hunted by unicorns.
• Abundant cobra quivers that are frequented by locals. Ugbu Backbreaker said the locals speak of a stash of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

• Need a change of pace? Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Jory Broin.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Davey Benson for more information.
• Required: Looking for work? I'm looking for rare darkmantles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Duduk Eaglesnout.
• Trurm Oozerender has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Foosdar Miststrider.
• Required: arm wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Dogan Oxmane if intrigued.
• Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No previous experience required. Contact Kiason Wobbjet.
• I have carniverous butterflies in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Davey Corbrook.

• Gozlak is a female troglodyte who is known in the region as being a decent potter. She appears egotistical.
• Gozra is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled actor. She appears scattered.
• Prith is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled tavern. He appears trusting.
• Porzer is a male troglodyte who is known in the world as being a mediocre trader. He appears gambling.
• Surpraz is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted lawyer. She appears smug.
• Grinrall is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled butcher. He appears lonely.
• S'hooral teh Ghezor is a male lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled hatmaker. He appears solemn.
• Grunnir Feastmead is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent lumberjack. He appears quiet.
• Waerr is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a skilled coach driver. He appears fashion concious.

• Khalzin teh Yeral, a thick male lizardfolk. He is a warrior who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Ghrig, an attentive female troglodyte. She is a druid who is seeing the world.

These establishments worthy of mention in Haverpost:

• The Elven Cloak Money Lenders [+] The Elven Cloak Money Lenders is a large, crowded-looking bank. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by an attentive troglodyte named Elhraz. The bank is known for minimal prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you smell earth, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 5 customers in the bank. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Eagle Inc. [+] The Flaming Eagle Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking dock. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, clean windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a cautious deep dwarf named Lobor Grandfounder. The dock is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the dock. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Dungeon Shoppe [+] The Beefy Dungeon Shoppe is a typical sized, tidy-looking cheeseshop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing deep dwarf named Adagar Dullgem. The cheeseshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you see jugs of milk and other tools, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 4 customers in the cheeseshop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Peacock Healers [+] The Divine Peacock Healers is a huge, disgusting-looking clinic. The building faces southwest with three windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an egotistical mindflayer named Dister. The clinic is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the clinic. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Ivy Inc. [+] The Mangy Ivy Inc. is a huge, neat-looking tannery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an authoritarian mindflayer named Trell'k'morn. The tannery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you see skins stretching, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 2 customers in the tannery. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Snake Public Library [+] The Slumbering Snake Public Library is a small, filthy-looking library. The building faces southwest with clean windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a grieving deep dwarf named Drokon Leadsmith. The library is known for fair prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the library. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Green Priest Ceramics [+] The Green Priest Ceramics is a huge, crowded-looking pottery. The building faces northwest with two windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug troglodyte named Tillak. The pottery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the pottery. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Pipe Inc. [+] The Gray Pipe Inc. is a huge, disgusting-looking transportation. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forgetful deep dwarf named Throrim Doughblood. The transportation is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the transportation. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Grog Ale House [+] The Ever-full Grog Ale House is an average sized, filthy-looking beer seller. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a quiet deep dwarf named Borril Granitemace. The beer seller is known for minimal prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There is 1 customer in the beer seller. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.