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Welcome to Wisselers Acres!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 371
  • Children: 35.04% (130)
  • Elderly: 7.82% (29)

Racial Breakdown

  • 291 human (78.4%)
  • 40 dwarf (10.7%)
  • 29 elf (7.8%)
  • 7 half-elf (1.8%)
  • 4 other (1%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 12 Businesses
  • 14 Specialists
  • 42 Residences

Summary [-]

Wisselers Acres is a hamlet in the Calabor Region with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (669/sq km), covers 0.55 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 836 meters.

Climate [-]

Wisselers Acres has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally mild with high variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Wisselers Acres sees a single star overhead: Mec, a large white star. Wisselers Acres also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing supernova that has been around for only a few years and an imposing nebula that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Wisselers Acres; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with broken dirt roads in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, middleclass, and professional.

Government [-]

Wisselers Acres is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as inept and inadequate. Officials in Wisselers Acres are often seen as underhanded and the policies are respected. The political influence of Wisselers Acres in the region is thriving due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population squabbles amongst themselves.

Leader [-]

Wisselers Acres is ruled by Prince Donic Brownman. The Prince has been in power for years and is mocked by the people. There is violent opposition to the Prince and policies. The right to rule was granted by revolution, and that power is maintained by unwavering supporters.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 1.08% of the population (4 adults).

Military [-]

Wisselers Acres has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 52 citizens (14.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 20 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 2 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and lack of defensible wall, Wisselers Acres is suitably fortified. Wisselers Acres fighters are revered for their use of guisarmes in battle. They are hated for their rigid formations and are considered tolerably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Wisselers Acres is currently uncertain.

Resources [-]

Wisselers Acres is known for the following resources:

  • Scarce guano banks that are visited frequently by unicorns. Alalananae Eytherheart said rumors tell of a chest containing silver hidden around somewhere.
  • Ape troops that are frequented by gru. Gheal se Ghessen said one might dig up a chest containing monkey wrenches buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Years ago, a lich named Dugan wandered the swamps and was drawn towards those that wronged others. They say that if you face her, you will be driven mad.
  • In times gone by, the villagers of Thistlelia lived in harmony. Things were always nice, but one day Khalzor seh S'herzor the dragon took over the town. The villagers tried to kill Khalzor seh S'herzor, but failed miserably. Along came a orc named Klirum Moknor The Brave, who was an expert bowman. Klirum had an idea to slay the dragon by killing the dragon while he slept. When Klirum Moknor The Brave faced the dragon, Klirum Moknor The Brave defeated Khalzor seh S'herzor and was killed in the process.

Events [-]

Wisselers Acres is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Want to earn some quick coin? beaky brain monsters-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. No pay until task is completed successfully. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Done Broin.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jamey Petererton for further details.
  • Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Troten Bladewiser.
  • Looking for work? brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Grumril Wiseboot.
  • Help Needed: Looking for work? I'm looking for rare darkmantles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. No previous experience required. Contact Nhok Headsnapper.
  • Missing keg. We suspect squirrels are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. Discretion required. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Filriglas Oakriver.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen puppy. Reward available. Contact S'hooral fe Ghessen.

People [-]

The people in Wisselers Acres are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Jory Davhouse is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary bookbinder. He appears lonely.
  • Mickic Daning is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre warehouse worker. He appears mocking.
  • Iltssa Melithmoon is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bleacher. He appears fatalistic.
  • Brobul Drakecrown is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent entertainer. She appears homesick.
  • Hallanai Sunglow is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled navigator. He appears gambling.
  • Ilyvarlleu Hunithleaf is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled sculptor. She appears fashion concious.
  • Gwanalanae Whitesing is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent artist. She appears idealistic.
  • Drodal Holycloak is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned illuminator. She appears gluttonous.
  • Ilhiassa Nighthand is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted undertaker. She appears territorial.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Joes Burwell, an egotistical female human. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as a missionary.
  • Aieno Rocketwink, a solemn male gnome. He is a rogue who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Zaggub Neckcracker, a deluded male half-orc. He is an adept who is on a mission to collect a debt.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Wisselers Acres:

  • The Guinea Halflings Harnesses [+]
  • The Wet Cesspit Meat Handlers [+]
  • The Smithy Toad Clinic [+]
  • The Grumbling Wig Inc. [+]
  • The Prancing Tree Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Oiled Pipe Bags [+]
  • The Salty Fireplace Lumberyard [+]
  • The Grumbling Hearthstone Inc. [+]
  • The Fumbling Fig Book Smith [+]