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Welcome to Hambfun!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 83
  • Children: 27.71% (23)
  • Elderly: 12.05% (10)

Racial Breakdown

  • 40 kobold (48.1%)
  • 22 hobgoblin (26.5%)
  • 11 elf (13.2%)
  • 4 minotaur (4.8%)
  • 3 lizardfolk (3.6%)
  • 2 mindflayer (2.4%)
  • 1 other (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 12 Residences

Summary [-]

Hambfun is a settlement in the Upper Venbe Territory with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (24/sq km), covers 3.46 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 2098 meters.

Climate [-]

Hambfun has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally pleasant with little variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Hambfun sees a single star overhead: Toxol, a large yellow star. Hambfun also has a double moon: Modidus, an average light blue moon and Spola, an average briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny black hole that has been around for only a few years.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Hambfun; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with well-maintained dirt roads in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, and middleclass.

Government [-]

Hambfun is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly decent. Officials in Hambfun are often seen as unethical and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Hambfun in the region is wasting away due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Hambfun is ruled by Prince Xuezn Ghosttslay. The Prince has been in power for many years and is loved by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Prince and policies. The right to rule was granted by revolution, and that power is maintained through the ignorance of the plebeian society.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, who can be bribed. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Hambfun has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 11 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 4 (5.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, Hambfun is badly fortified. Hambfun fighters are much loved for their use of falchionn in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Hambfun is currently calm.

Resources [-]

Hambfun is known for the following resources:

  • Tame kangaroo mobs that are visited frequently by travelers. The locals speak of a chest containing copper in a well.
  • Bountiful fresh guano deposits that are visited frequently by townspeople. Rumors tell of a stash of emeralds in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Once upon a time, the constable of Cylmouth lived happily. Things were quiet, but one day a cyclops named Ghezin fe S'herssen took over the town. The constable tried to stop the cyclops, but were caught. Along came Gillalia Lagranbreaker the minotaur, who was a valiant knight. Gillalia had an idea to slay the cyclops by making a wager with Ghezin fe S'herssen. When Gillalia Lagranbreaker faced the cyclops, Gillalia Lagranbreaker defeated Ghezin fe S'herssen.
  • Long, long ago, the townsfolk of Gladers lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day Cees the murderer destroyed a nearby village. The townsfolk tried to stop the murderer, but failed miserably. Along came a hero named Skadal Whitedoor, who was a sneaky thief. Skadal had an idea to slay the murderer by making a wager with Cees. When Skadal Whitedoor faced the murderer, Skadal Whitedoor killed the murderer and rescued the hostages.
  • Some time ago, a witch roamed the town on rainy days and was drawn towards acts of greed. Folks say that the witch will ask for your help, then imprison you.

Events [-]

Hambfun is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elnellly Grubcloak.
  • Need a change of pace? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Serious inquiries only. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rxexn Rantdoom.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Must be a quick learner. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tmexn Bigrender if interested.
  • Looking for something new? Zhabg Mokbreaker has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a secret. Contact Wat if interested.
  • Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Bap.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Illanai Earthblade for more details.

People [-]

The people in Hambfun despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Chtu'k'morn is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled spicemerchant. She appears fashion concious.
  • Enide is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted teamster. He appears contrarian.
  • Fillenlleu Auvreaears is a female elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre specialty smith. She appears patronizing.
  • Ruget Nightmurder is a male hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent copyist. He appears unreliable.
  • Zub Damndamn is a female hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a gifted hatmaker. She appears attentive.
  • Waetra is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent timberwright. She appears mopey.
  • Xterm Nightdeath is a female hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled dyer. She appears nervous.
  • Yip is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a decent tavern. He appears greedy.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Gwahiassa Duskgleam, a trusting male elf. He is a warrior who is finding a long-lost parent.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Hambfun:

  • The Last Frogs Hats Shop [+]
  • The Prancing Frog Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Gelded Kraken Primary School [+]
  • The Fallen Tower Inc. [+]
  • The Refuge Silver Inc. [+]
  • The Ripped Wench Inc. [+]
  • The Blabbering Hammer Inc. [+]
  • The Rusty Pot Inc. [+]