Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 638
- Children: 25.39% (162)
- Elderly: 14.89% (95)
Racial Breakdown
- 539 human (84.4%)
- 72 half-dwarf (11.2%)
- 11 half-elf (1.7%)
- 9 other (1.4%)
- 7 dwarf (1%)
Misc.
- 4 Districts
- 29 Businesses
- 45 Specialists
- 77 Residences
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Farmglade is known for the following resources:
- Paltry bamboo stands that are avoided by locals.
- A creepy shrine inhabited by tame chinchillas that are visited frequently by townspeople.
- Cormorant flights that are visited frequently by wenches.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Way back when, the constable of North Cartford lived happily. Things were quiet, but one day a demon named Jot destroyed a nearby village. The constable tried to kill Jot, but failed miserably. Along came a hero named Yat, who was an expert bowman. Yat had an idea to slay the demon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Yat faced the demon, Yat defeated Jot and rescued North Cartford.
- In the days of yore, a witch haunted the field. Folks say that the witch will offer you sweets, then give you a gift if you are nice.
- Way back when, a spirit named Lik roamed the fields when the wind blows from the west. They say that if you caught her, you will be eaten alive.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Special attire required. Reward available. Contact Yerssen teh S'hoorssen.
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Lodor Doughmouth.
- Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will pay in gold. Contact Dzuot Rockwiser.
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shoe. Will reward you with a land deed. Experienced professionals only. Contact Kiap Oxclaw for further details.
- Wanted: I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Faelanava Freanishine if interested.
- Missing golden skill. We suspect carniverous butterflies are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Ruguk Foulwiser.
- I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Must submit to background check. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bot for more information.
- Needed: onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Must not smell. Contact Daves Smither.
- Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Faenalava Melithwake.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Gaelananae Moongale is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled chickenbutcher. She appears exhausted.
- Ulrim Armorhelm is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled miller. He appears jaded.
- Adanalaen Hawkshadow is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a renowned maidservant. He appears forbidding.
- Skarun Silverslasher is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled sculptor. She appears deluded.
- Micke Staninson is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent ship captain. She appears jesterly.
- Dave Clayand is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled banker. He appears grieving.
- Gaenalava Silverform is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted professor. He appears giddy.
- Donic Rosenes is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a legendary illuminator. He appears grieving.
- Dane Andrand is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled forester. He appears jaded.
- Dave Corer is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled glassmaker. She appears contrarian.
- Davry Dilrough is a female human who is known in the region as being a renowned miller. She appears easily offended.
Travelers [-]
- Jamic Petrinson, a chatty male half-elf. He is a druid who is here to destroy an artifact.
- Dan Morridge, a conspirational female half-orc. She is a commoner who is seeing the city.
- Fillaninne Dawnnight, a scattered male elf. He is an aristocrat who is doing something amazing.
- Adail Littlewick, a beligerent female halfling. She is a fighter who is on a mission to collect a debt.
- Toldi Goodwax, a fashion concious female halfling. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
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These establishments worthy of mention in Farmglade:
- The Six Rose Dock Company [+]
- The Sloppy Demon Study [+]
- The Wanton Kraken Night Smiths [+]
- The Thirsty Thunderbird Temple [+]
- The Horny Bunk House of Law [+]
- The Prancing Frogs Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
- The Royal Oarhouse Fine Forks [+]
- The Grumbling Yawning Inc. [+]
- The Naughty Bill [+]
- The Bottomless Heart Fish House [+]
- The Twisted Skull Builders [+]