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Welcome to Farmglade!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 638
  • Children: 25.39% (162)
  • Elderly: 14.89% (95)

Racial Breakdown

  • 539 human (84.4%)
  • 72 half-dwarf (11.2%)
  • 11 half-elf (1.7%)
  • 9 other (1.4%)
  • 7 dwarf (1%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 29 Businesses
  • 45 Specialists
  • 77 Residences

Summary [-]

Farmglade is a village in the Konman Domain with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is lightly populated (1,205/sq km), covers 0.53 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 821 meters.

Climate [-]

Farmglade has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally cold with minor variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Farmglade sees a single star overhead: Mekub, an average yellow star. Farmglade also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing supernova that has been around for millenia and an imposing nebula that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a newly finished rubble wall that is 2 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.99 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Farmglade; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with broken cobblestone streets in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, wealthy, shops, and trade.

Government [-]

Farmglade is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Farmglade are often seen as trustworthy and the policies are loved. The political influence of Farmglade in the region is declining due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Farmglade is ruled by Prince Ugan Eaglesnout. The Prince has been in power for decades and is respected by the people. There is hostile opposition to the Prince and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained through vague threats and a constant state of fear.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.25% of the population (8 adults).

Military [-]

Farmglade has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 92 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 44 (7%). Of the active duty military, 4 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and newly finished wall, Farmglade is moderately fortified. Farmglade fighters are revered for their use of short spears in battle. They are hated for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Farmglade is currently stable.

Resources [-]

Farmglade is known for the following resources:

  • Paltry bamboo stands that are avoided by locals.
  • A creepy shrine inhabited by tame chinchillas that are visited frequently by townspeople.
  • Cormorant flights that are visited frequently by wenches.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Way back when, the constable of North Cartford lived happily. Things were quiet, but one day a demon named Jot destroyed a nearby village. The constable tried to kill Jot, but failed miserably. Along came a hero named Yat, who was an expert bowman. Yat had an idea to slay the demon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Yat faced the demon, Yat defeated Jot and rescued North Cartford.
  • In the days of yore, a witch haunted the field. Folks say that the witch will offer you sweets, then give you a gift if you are nice.
  • Way back when, a spirit named Lik roamed the fields when the wind blows from the west. They say that if you caught her, you will be eaten alive.

Events [-]

Farmglade is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Special attire required. Reward available. Contact Yerssen teh S'hoorssen.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Lodor Doughmouth.
  • Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will pay in gold. Contact Dzuot Rockwiser.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shoe. Will reward you with a land deed. Experienced professionals only. Contact Kiap Oxclaw for further details.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Faelanava Freanishine if interested.
  • Missing golden skill. We suspect carniverous butterflies are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Ruguk Foulwiser.
  • I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Must submit to background check. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bot for more information.
  • Needed: onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Must not smell. Contact Daves Smither.
  • Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Faenalava Melithwake.

People [-]

The people in Farmglade are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Gaelananae Moongale is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled chickenbutcher. She appears exhausted.
  • Ulrim Armorhelm is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled miller. He appears jaded.
  • Adanalaen Hawkshadow is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a renowned maidservant. He appears forbidding.
  • Skarun Silverslasher is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled sculptor. She appears deluded.
  • Micke Staninson is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent ship captain. She appears jesterly.
  • Dave Clayand is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled banker. He appears grieving.
  • Gaenalava Silverform is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted professor. He appears giddy.
  • Donic Rosenes is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a legendary illuminator. He appears grieving.
  • Dane Andrand is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled forester. He appears jaded.
  • Dave Corer is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled glassmaker. She appears contrarian.
  • Davry Dilrough is a female human who is known in the region as being a renowned miller. She appears easily offended.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Jamic Petrinson, a chatty male half-elf. He is a druid who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Dan Morridge, a conspirational female half-orc. She is a commoner who is seeing the city.
  • Fillaninne Dawnnight, a scattered male elf. He is an aristocrat who is doing something amazing.
  • Adail Littlewick, a beligerent female halfling. She is a fighter who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Toldi Goodwax, a fashion concious female halfling. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Farmglade:

  • The Six Rose Dock Company [+]
  • The Sloppy Demon Study [+]
  • The Wanton Kraken Night Smiths [+]
  • The Thirsty Thunderbird Temple [+]
  • The Horny Bunk House of Law [+]
  • The Prancing Frogs Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Royal Oarhouse Fine Forks [+]
  • The Grumbling Yawning Inc. [+]
  • The Naughty Bill [+]
  • The Bottomless Heart Fish House [+]
  • The Twisted Skull Builders [+]