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Welcome to Burlland!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 47
  • Children: 17.02% (8)
  • Elderly: 19.15% (9)

Racial Breakdown

  • 26 hobgoblin (55.3%)
  • 8 minotaur (17%)
  • 3 ogre (6.3%)
  • 3 goblin (6.3%)
  • 3 kobold (6.3%)
  • 2 bugbear (4.2%)
  • 2 other (4.2%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 7 Residences

Summary [-]

Burlland is a settlement in the Inner Capkil Territory with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (48/sq km), covers 0.98 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1117 meters.

Climate [-]

Burlland has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally chilly with moderate variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Burlland sees a single star overhead: Tol, an average red star. Burlland also has a double moon: Mota, a large pale yellow moon and Prole, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny nearby planet that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Burlland; 1 road is major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone streets in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, and trade.

Government [-]

Burlland is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as on the ball. Officials in Burlland are often seen as upright and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Burlland in the region is lasting due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Burlland is ruled by King Dellanssa Riverarrow. The King has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is honored by the people. There is strong opposition to the King and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a crime mobs, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Burlland has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 6 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 3 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and lack of defensible wall, Burlland is poorly fortified. Burlland fighters are praised for their use of daggers in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered terribly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Burlland is currently steady.

Resources [-]

Burlland is known for the following resources:

  • Magical cobra quivers that are avoided by kittens. Somoeone said someone found bags of copper in a dungeon.
  • An old mine inhabited by defenseless kangaroos that are feared by wenches.
  • A magical shrine inhabited by vampire woodpeckers that are visited frequently by wenches. Rumors tell of a chest containing silver in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Years ago, the townsfolk of Gladnow lived in peace. Things were quiet, but one day a monster named Thronrog Legcracker took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The townsfolk tried to kill Thronrog Legcracker, but were caught. Along came a human named Donic Smithfield, who was an expert bowman. Donic had an idea to slay the monster by using magic to banish it. When Donic Smithfield faced the monster, Donic Smithfield killed the monster.
  • Some time ago, a wizard named Ceeg wandered the fields. Folks say that if you touch him, you will die within 24 hours.
  • In times past, a spirit named Elhraz roamed the streets. Some say that if you face her, you will be stricken deaf.
  • Way back when, a hag haunted the woods and was drawn towards those that wronged others. Villagers say that the hag will sneeze three times, then banish you if you are cruel.

Events [-]

Burlland is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Reward is a secret. Must be a quick learner. Contact Mickes Tramleton.
  • Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome carniverous butterflies required. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact S'herzor se Ghezor.
  • Help Needed: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Halvartel Killestalker.
  • Need a change of pace? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Glummurz Skullnor for further details.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Xodet Giantbeast.
  • Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Khalzin teh S'hoorzor for more details.

People [-]

The people in Burlland despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Minal Skyrunner is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. She appears violent.
  • Vor is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a mediocre tailor. He appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Not is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a decent watercarrier. He appears idealistic.
  • Xrurm Evilbone is a male bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a decent tilemaker. He appears gosipy.
  • Xtet Ironmurder is a female hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a mediocre blacksmith. She appears quiet.
  • Blotzak Headkiller is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked haymerchant. He appears egotistical.
  • Tudok Rantmaw is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled trader. She appears sick.
  • Tgemt Rantbone is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre lawyer. He appears flirtatious.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Kzurm Rockwiser, a skeptical female hobgoblin. She is a sorcerer who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Burlland:

  • The Rolling Helix Inc. [+]
  • The Angry Snake Shoppe [+]
  • The Glaring Virgin Inc. [+]
  • The Squalid Cesspit Shoes [+]
  • The Old Greyhound Fine Bows [+]
  • The Fat Cavern Inc. [+]
  • The Naughty Dwarves Glove Shop [+]
  • The Old Heart Bows R Us [+]