Welcome to Upper Farbert Vernon!

Upper Farbert Vernon is known for the following resources:

• Tame cobra quivers that are avoided by locals. Adason Greasebolt said somoeone said someone found piles of rubies in a dungeon.
• Substantial new pigment deposits that are feared by vampires.
• An old castle inhabited by dangerous caterpillars that are hunted by children. Rumors tell of piles of rubies in a well.

• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Serious inquiries only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Illnallas Hawkwatch.
• Wanted: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Donic Stoidge to learn more.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Contact Ninton Wizzbun for more information.
• Commoner seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Special attire required. Contact Ghezin ahn Khalal for more details.
• Looking for work? Expert seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Alelenaen Riverstrike.
• Needed: Looking for something new? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be a quick learner. Contact Aidan Thermotonk.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be clean. Contact Grunkon Silvershoulder.
• Needed: I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Boba Darkilg.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Grimbin Foekeg.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Must submit to background check. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mick Morster if interested.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Toshra Plainmist.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact S'hooral seh Yerssen.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Guild membership required. Contact Gubal Boarbranch.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Gabby Wizzgauge for further details.
• Needed: Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Safety not guaranteed. Prior experience required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Grimorin Shinyslasher to learn more.

• Yornir Coralblade is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled cobbler. She appears guarded.
• Jamey Roseey is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled roofer. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Careno Fusewink is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted mercenary. She appears gluttonous.
• Tor Tiddlybun is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre woodseller. He appears egotistical.
• Gwavaranae Moonbow is a male elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled haymerchant. He appears spiteful.
• Throag Holycairn is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent glassmaker. He appears violent.
• Dane Bures is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent barber. She appears smug.
• Dan Dilord is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodcarver. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Yorril Silverhammer is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled cheesemaker. She appears resentful.
• Belartthil Windsorrow is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent smith. He appears gosipy.
• Joey Jameden is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted engineer. She appears attentive.
• Junkey Gearfiz is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled maidservant. She appears clumsy.
• Srobu Legsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled innkeeper. She appears exhausted.
• Thorag Jadesapper is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a legendary saddler. She appears outlandish.
• Droorin Paperguard is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent blacksmith. He appears gluttonous.
• Dan Chason is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent herbalist. He appears nervous.
• Donic Chasford is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned pastrycook. She appears jaded.
• Gwalenlleu Auvrearose is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned laborer. She appears lonely.

• Sharig Skullbreaker, a lovelorn female half-orc. She is a fighter who is doing something impossible.
• Throrim Amberstaff, a territorial male half-dwarf. He is a druid who is traveling with an expidition.
• Malborn Jalliletters, a chatty female halfling. She is a cleric who is traveling with an important person.
• Haavarlleu Darkbreeze, a forgetful female half-elf. She is a commoner who is finding work as a healer.
• Danes Greenden, an apologetic female human. She is a warrior who is following the voices.
• Snorril Lightningtable, a quiet female half-dwarf. She is a cleric who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Carvin Electrobit, a beligerent female gnome. She is a cleric who is finding a missing artifact.
• Danes Stangan, a gosipy female human. She is an adept who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Dane Davgan, an exhausted female human. She is an aristocrat who is following rumors of riches.
• Hameno Fusewink, a patriotic male gnome. He is a ranger who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Don Bernatone, a smug female half-dwarf. She is a warrior who is fleeing overdue taxes.

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Farbert Vernon:

• The Stumpy Wand General Merchandise [+] The Stumpy Wand General Merchandise is a small, dusty-looking general store. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, tiny windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an insecure dwarf named Yordal Holyneck. The general store is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the general store. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Kettles Shrine [+] The Wooden Kettles Shrine is a typical sized, damp-looking shrine. The building faces east with stained windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a guilty half-orc named Sholugh Legnor The Gray. The shrine is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shrine. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The New Knife [+] The New Knife is a normal sized, clean-looking glove shop. The building faces south with a brick storefront, many windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty dwarf named Thordin Armorbarrel. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the glove shop. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Song Sport House [+] The Bottomless Song Sport House is a typical sized, smelly-looking fishery. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, stained windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a cautious half-dwarf named Jamry Jameall. The fishery is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Hatchet Public Library [+] The Sloppy Hatchet Public Library is a huge, clean-looking library. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and small windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a worrying half-orc named Thramor Bonekiller. The library is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the library. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Pig Shoes Inc. [+] The Splintered Pig Shoes Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking shoe shop. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and tiny windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian half-orc named Thula Bonenor. The shoe shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear a kitten mewing, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you smell scent of leather. There are 3 customers in the shoe shop. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Three Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Three Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, packed-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with large windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a flirtatious dwarf named Grundal Crunchmail. The bucklery is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Elves Shop [+] The Lazy Elves Shop is a huge, cluttered-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey half-dwarf named Dones Chrison. The cartwright is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the cartwright. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Toad Inc. [+] The Gray Toad Inc. is a small, packed-looking transportation. The building faces north with three windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a solemn human named Daney Castan. The transportation is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the transportation. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Monkey [+] The Fired Monkey is an average sized, damp-looking ropemaker. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic dwarf named Arrin Warmolder. The ropemaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the ropemaker. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbling Octopus Construction [+] The Wobbling Octopus Construction is a huge, dirty-looking roofer. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lonely half-dwarf named Dan Rosell. The roofer is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the roofer. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Baiter Scabbards [+] The Greasy Baiter Scabbards is an average sized, cluttered-looking scabbard maker. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious human named Jamey Brimell. The scabbard maker is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the scabbard maker. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Peacock Inc. [+] The Dancing Peacock Inc. is a large, dirty-looking wagon yard. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a flirtatious gnome named Juntsy Coggleblast. The wagon yard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the wagon yard. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Beer Purse Shop [+] The Oiled Beer Purse Shop is a huge, dirty-looking pursemaker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a sick human named Mick Whiteston. The pursemaker is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the pursemaker. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Pipe Shop [+] The Fired Pipe Shop is a huge, cluttered-looking barbershop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and large windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken half-orc named Dave Browncroft. The barbershop is known for extravagant prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see hair clippings on the floor, you smell fear, and you hear snipping sissors. There are 5 customers in the barbershop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Jane Pottery House [+] The Grimy Jane Pottery House is a large, cluttered-looking pottery. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical gnome named Gillita Gearscope. The pottery is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the pottery. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Paladin [+] The Flabby Paladin is a typical sized, damp-looking ropemaker. The building faces north with large windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an outlandish elf named Alelanlas Kennyrblade. The ropemaker is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the ropemaker. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The White Paladin Bath House [+] The White Paladin Bath House is an average sized, cluttered-looking bath house. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and dirty windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug half-dwarf named Danes Corerton. The bath house is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear soft music, you smell soap and flowers, and you see naked people walking around. There is 1 customer in the bath house. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.