Welcome to Centralmer!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 235
  • Children: 26.81% (63)
  • Elderly: 13.62% (32)

Racial Breakdown

  • 158 troglodyte (67.2%)
  • 35 kobold (14.8%)
  • 13 hobgoblin (5.5%)
  • 12 orc (5.1%)
  • 9 deep dwarf (3.8%)
  • 5 other (2.1%)
  • 3 mindflayer (1.2%)


  • 1 Districts
  • 3 Businesses
  • 3 Specialists
  • 29 Residences

Summary [-]

Centralmer is a hamlet in the Trekilanti Domain with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (449/sq km), covers 0.52 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 813 meters.

Climate [-]

Centralmer has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally cold with strong variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Centralmer sees a single star overhead: Woj, an average yellow star. Centralmer also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing galaxy that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Centralmer; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with muddy cobblestone paths in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a professional district.

Government [-]

Centralmer is governed through a dictatorship, where the ruler or small clique wield absolute power (not restricted by a constitution or laws). The government as a whole is seen as incapable of even simple tasks. Officials in Centralmer are often seen as virtuous and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Centralmer in the region is improving due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Centralmer is ruled by Premier Surpzer. The Premier has been in power for a few months and is ridiculed by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Premier and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through vague promises and a constant state of hope.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a racketeers, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.85% of the population (2 adults).

Military [-]

Centralmer has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 32 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 17 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 1 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and lack of defensible wall, Centralmer is tolerably fortified. Centralmer fighters are respected for their use of throwing daggers in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered poorly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Centralmer is currently stable.

Resources [-]

Centralmer is known for the following resources:

  • Clay banks that are frequented by locals.
  • Abundant kangaroo mobs that are feared by zombies.
  • Fruit fields that are frequented by locals. Throbul Coalstone said one might dig up a chest containing diamonds in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long, long ago, the royals of Fairtow Bay lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day a dragon named Oesttred Ragespire took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The royals tried to stop the dragon, but didn't get close. Along came a gnome named Bondan Cobblesprocket, who was a valiant knight. Bondan had a plan to trick the dragon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Bondan Cobblesprocket faced the dragon, Bondan Cobblesprocket defeated Oesttred Ragespire and rescued Fairtow Bay.
  • Way back when, the constable of Lettlanding Ridge thrived. Things were always nice, but one day an evil vampire named S'heral teh S'hoorzor took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The constable tried to kill S'heral teh S'hoorzor, but failed miserably. Along came a hero named S'herssen seh Gheal, who was a skilled storyteller. S'herssen had a plan to trick the vampire by killing the vampire while he slept. When S'herssen seh Gheal faced the vampire, S'herssen seh Gheal tricked S'heral teh S'hoorzor and rescued the hostages.
  • Many years ago, a wizard named Elhra frequented the region on rainy days. Commoners say that if you touch her, you will be eaten alive.

Events [-]

Centralmer is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Needed: I'm looking for rare darkmantles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Belriglleu Auvreadawn for more information.
  • Looking for something new? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Ai Gyrogadget.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jamic Giacorell.
  • Looking for work? Missing holy symbol. We suspect rats are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. References required. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Munk Foulbasher.
  • Looking for work? Mal Sproutden has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Serbornly Horntender.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Nbods Fouldoom.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome toads required. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Joe Francman for more details.

People [-]

The people in Centralmer despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Merm Metalhand is a female hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted carpenter. She appears helpful.
  • Vesspne is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent saddler. She appears easily offended.
  • Dzuub Metalcutter is a male hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a gifted doctor. He appears nosy.
  • Chtuter is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a gifted teacher. He appears melancholy.
  • Trellrrl is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent carpenter. He appears jolly.
  • Dzuus Brainmaw is a female hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a decent ropemaker. She appears solemn.
  • Disvy is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a renowned courtier. He appears intimidated.
  • Yorgin Ashrobe is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. She appears quiet.
  • Grunril Gravelhill is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled mason. He appears spiteful.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Rramma Bonebreaker The Red, a cautious male orc. He is a paladin who is finding a long-lost sibling.
  • Toggush Skullripper, a greedy female orc. She is a barbarian who is finding a long-lost distant relative.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Centralmer:

  • The Frosty Bucket Temple [+]
  • The Beefy Knife Shoppe [+]
  • The Noisy Fox Inc. [+]
  • The Wanton Dragon Grave Diggers [+]
  • The Chipped Swagger Inc. [+]
  • The Frosted Heart of All That Is Holy [+]
  • The Fat Three Inc. [+]
  • The Ripped Demon Inc. [+]
  • The Warm Baiter Rug Shop [+]