Welcome to Crestlanding!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 419
  • Children: 10.98% (46)
  • Elderly: 25.06% (105)

Racial Breakdown

  • 274 troglodyte (65.3%)
  • 89 orc (21.2%)
  • 53 lycanthrope (12.6%)
  • 3 other (0.7%)


  • 2 Districts
  • 15 Businesses
  • 18 Specialists
  • 55 Residences

Summary [-]

Crestlanding is a hamlet in the Britarkdia Domain with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (415/sq km), covers 1.01 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1134 meters.

Climate [-]

Crestlanding has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally mild with high variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Crestlanding sees a single star overhead: Nan, an average white star. Crestlanding also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing pulsar that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Crestlanding; 1 road is major. The city is lined with muddy dirt tracks in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and professional.

Government [-]

Crestlanding is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as satisfactory. Officials in Crestlanding are often seen as disreputable and the policies are praised. The political influence of Crestlanding in the region is thriving due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Crestlanding is ruled by Commander Beauule Dawnbash. The Commander has been in power for a few months and is feared by the people. There is minor opposition to the Commander and policies. The right to rule was granted by divine will, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.72% of the population (3 adults).

Military [-]

Crestlanding has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 58 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 25 (6%). Of the active duty military, 2 (4.75%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Crestlanding is tolerably fortified. Crestlanding fighters are respected for their use of thrown weapons in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered poorly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Crestlanding is currently vibrant.

Resources [-]

Crestlanding is known for the following resources:

  • Unlimited new palm oil trees that are visited frequently by gru. The locals speak of bags of copper in a well.
  • Timber plantations that are frequented by unicorns. Grinide said rumors tell of bags of diamonds in a well.
  • Abundant defenseless cobra quivers that are frequented by zombies. Danry Greenhouse said one might find a chest containing diamonds in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Thorgan's Coin, a legendary coin with the ability to cause others to fall asleep. It was last seen years ago.
  • In times past, a Pooka frequented the woods when the wind blows from the west. Folks say that the Pooka will ask for your help, then steal your soul.
  • Years ago, a witch stalked the countryside and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. They say that the witch will sneeze three times, then eat you.
  • Years ago, the villagers of Derrard lived happily. Things were good, but one day Tilra the ghoul stole a priceless heirloom. The villagers tried to stop the ghoul, but didn't get close. Along came a half-dwarf named Jamey Matan, who was a skilled storyteller. Jamey had the thought to slay the ghoul by making a wager with Tilra. When Jamey Matan faced the ghoul, Jamey Matan defeated Tilra.
  • A long time ago, a Boogyman hunted the world. Commoners say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then eat you.

Events [-]

Crestlanding is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Contact Dush Rockroot for more details.
  • Looking for work? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Tuga Backcracker for more information.
  • Bored? cooking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Drud Backkiller.
  • Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Prior experience required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Beaby Tiddlybolt if intrigued.
  • Bounty for bats, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Illnalai Wishstrike for more details.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Vit.
  • Help Needed: homuncului-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Elnalinne Winteroak.

People [-]

The people in Crestlanding despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Kadak Skullsnapper is a male orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent spicemerchant. He appears authoritarian.
  • Itgsh Armbreaker is a male orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre navigator. He appears outlandish.
  • Porra is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled laborer. She appears worrying.
  • Porra is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a skilled wagoneer. She appears mocking.
  • Rammob Bonecrusher is a male orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent teacher. He appears cautious.
  • Zhugl Armkiller The Red is a female orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled coach driver. She appears solemn.
  • Ans is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a renowned timberwright. She appears fashion concious.
  • Blogburg Headripper is a female orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled laborer. She appears fashion concious.
  • Tilzer is a female troglodyte who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled ropemaker. She appears healthy.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Mick Chaston, a pious male lycanthrope. He is a rogue who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Crestlanding:

  • The Naughty Stump Shoppe [+]
  • The Stumpy Tree Legion [+]
  • The Nomadic Pipe Inc. [+]
  • The Sterling Pony Sculptures [+]
  • The Mad Willow Shop [+]
  • The Violent Hops Inc. [+]
  • The Playful Bunk Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Prancing Crow Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Eastern Twins Shop [+]