Welcome to Elberwall!

Elberwall is known for the following resources:

• Cobra quivers that are frequented by magic users. Gheal heh S'hoorzin said somoeone said someone found bags of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• A magical grave yard inhabited by carnivorous woodpeckers that are visited frequently by magic users.
• A magical battle field inhabited by tame chinchillas that are frequented by townspeople. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
• Bee hives that are hunted by locals.
• Elephant parades that are hunted by witches. Joic Blackley said rumors tell of bags of small lyres in a dungeon.
• Substantial cormorant flights that are feared by kittens. Somoeone said someone found piles of small lyres in a tomb nearby.
• An ancient gazebo inhabited by carnivorous cobras that are avoided by magic users. Durmir Roaraxe said one might dig up a stash of gold in a tomb nearby.

• Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. Experienced professionals only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Nin Electrosprocket.
• I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Contact Mickry Andrsford if interested.
• Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Serious inquiries only. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tudods Greathowl.
• Needed: Commoner seeks apprentice. References required. Will pay in gold. Contact Dastmore Swiftkan.
• Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tiara. Special attire required. Reward is a secret. Contact Abalanthil Stillmist.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Must be clean. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Rotz Backnor.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Monk seeks apprentice. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Daves MacMatcroft.
• Want to earn some quick coin? caber-tossing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Dane Andrengton.
• Required: tincure tester wanted. Guild membership required. Reward is a secret. Contact Adalentars Dewstar for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Lobul Bronzeleg.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Vothzer for more details.
• A passing Expert is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Donry Francling for further details.
• taste tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Chief Thabgok Mokbreaker.
• Required: Ranger seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gwarigtars Killeeye.
• Needed: Looking for something new? Bounty for darkmantles, dead or alive. Guild membership required. Reward is a secret. Contact Tudet Darkslay.
• Someone stole my shovel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Daney Antontone.
• Required: Looking for something new? Someone stole my family heirloom. Find the louse, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ulgan Rustfounder.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Dones Brohouse.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen lucky stone. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Vit.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Micke Kleinidge if interested.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Alaartava Hawkwaker.

• Falnir Barleytun is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary painter. She appears accusatory.
• Subguh Headnor is a male bugbear who is known in the world as being a mocked tavern. He appears giddy.
• Blamud Armcracker The Gray is a male orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled tinker. He appears scattered.
• Zubgak Legnor is a male orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled forester. He appears quiet.
• Rarum Backbreaker is a female orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre potter. She appears violent.
• Khush Bonenor The Cruel is a male orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre cheesemaker. He appears violent.
• Rrag Bonekiller is a male bugbear who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled blacksmith. He appears forbidding.
• Galdrun Breghoof is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a legendary weaponsmith. She appears exhausted.
• Skakon Steelsapper is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled watercarrier. She appears nihilistic.
• Goeiki Runestrider is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent furrier. She appears jesterly.
• Podios Windak is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled doctor. She appears sick.
• Cavgo Stormcaller is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a skilled undertaker. He appears guilty.
• Khoggugh Backsnapper is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled haymerchant. He appears prejudiced.
• Radd Legcracker is a female orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled blacksmith. She appears deluded.
• Yat is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a skilled tavern. He appears self-obsessed.
• Rommsh Skullcracker is a male bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a decent glovemaker. He appears healthy.
• Moginand Spiritnon is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a skilled wine seller. She appears deluded.
• Ozgb Bonenor is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled plasterer. She appears clumsy.
• Garaius Bregmane is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled furrier. He appears worrying.
• Mermore Armistride is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled cheesemaker. She appears egotistical.
• Grendastar Strongkan is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled ship captain. He appears jaded.
• Mub Rockdamn is a female bugbear who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. She appears gosipy.
• Rhasor Boneripper is a female orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre librarian. She appears loud.
• Kzoten Bladedamn is a male bugbear who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled forester. He appears cowed.
• Cor is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a decent salter. She appears jaded.
• Hobgug Bonebreaker The Red is an androgynous orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre tanner. It appears xenophobic.

• Brezn Dreadshredder, a territorial male hobgoblin. He is a commoner who is here to buy spices.
• Kzomd Ghostthowl, a homesick male goblin. He is a commoner who is doing something impossible.
• Abanalinne Shadoweye, a flirtatious male elf. He is a bard who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Alliwan Greasescope, a boastful male gnome. He is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Meb Ghosttwiser, a thick female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• Grimag Drakesmelter, a drunken male dwarf. He is a commoner who is traveling with an expidition.
• Gwahialas Myrthseeker, an egotistical male drow. He is a druid who is fleeing an assassin.
• Baldal Rubyroad, an attentive male dwarf. He is an expert who is traveling with an important person.
• Poly Runningletters, a shifty female halfling. She is a commoner who is finding work as a merchant.
• Tudog Dreadhand, a spiteful female goblin. She is a commoner who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Babva Cobblebolt, a shifty female gnome. She is a commoner who is doing something impossible.
• Brus Bighand, a flirtatious female bugbear. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Shaman Shubdurz Bonebreaker The Cruel, an accusatory male bugbear. He is a bard who is finding work as a spy.
• Wizita Electrocog, a worrying male gnome. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Guduk Boarsnout, a cautious female ogre. She is a cleric who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Hewrette Wizzbit, an intimidating male gnome. He is a wizard who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Jamey Davhouse, a resentful female half-elf. She is an aristocrat who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Ilsil Runecaller, a patriotic male minotaur. He is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Shuddah Legripper, a helpful male orc. He is an aristocrat who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Mak Backsnapper, a self-obsessed female orc. She is a fighter who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Amadi Hotbough, a xenophobic male halfling. He is a monk who is finding a missing parent.
• Tilra, a helpful male oddball. He is a rogue who is following the voices.

These establishments worthy of mention in Elberwall:

• The Rampaging Pig Group [+] The Rampaging Pig Group is a large, packed-looking armorsmithy. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed dwarf named Snordor Iceship. The armorsmithy is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, you hear the sound of a forge, and you smell a burning fire. There are 5 customers in the armorsmithy. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Halflings Inc. [+] The Ripped Halflings Inc. is a typical sized, dirty-looking townhouse. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a patriotic orc named Digab Legnor. The townhouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the townhouse. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Crow Shoes [+] The Squalid Crow Shoes is a typical sized, damp-looking shoe shop. The building faces east with a few windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical orc named Khushah Moknor. The shoe shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear the work of shoes, you see a kitten, and you smell scent of leather. There are 2 customers in the shoe shop. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Turkey Shoppe [+] The Fiery Turkey Shoppe is a huge, damp-looking barbershop. The building faces southwest with three windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fatalistic kobold named Rop. The barbershop is known for next to nothing prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell disenfectant, you see hair clippings on the floor, and you hear a good laught. There are 2 customers in the barbershop. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Flask Butchers [+] The Wet Flask Butchers is a large, cluttered-looking butchershop. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a helpful kobold named Wit. The butchershop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the butchershop. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Horse Inc. [+] The Flying Horse Inc. is a typical sized, damp-looking dock. The building faces east with a brick storefront, many windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a mocking bugbear named Zods Nightgloom. The dock is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the dock. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Nomad Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Nomad Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a small, tidy-looking bucklery. The building faces north with many windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a quiet bugbear named Klibda Legsnapper. The bucklery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bucklery. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Eagle Studio [+] The Sterling Eagle Studio is a small, damp-looking sculpting house. The building faces north with a mud storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a patronizing dwarf named Durmir Drumback. The sculpting house is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the sculpting house. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Baiter Word Smiths [+] The Mad Baiter Word Smiths is a normal sized, smelly-looking translator. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an egotistical dwarf named Loag Shinyankle. The translator is known for steep prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the translator. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Noisy Goblins Inc. [+] The Noisy Goblins Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking studio. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, large windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful minotaur named Hamios Orbash. The studio is known for fair prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the studio. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Open Peddler Firepit [+] The Open Peddler Firepit is a small, cluttered-looking firepit. The building faces southeast with barred windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a shifty dwarf named Lonir Smartguard. The firepit is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the firepit. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Axe Hats Shop [+] The Laughing Axe Hats Shop is a small, clean-looking hat shop. The building faces northwest with broken windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a guilty orc named Rhus Backsnapper. The hat shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the hat shop. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Bunk Tap House [+] The Empty Bunk Tap House is an average sized, messy-looking beer seller. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a cowed orc named Rroggub Bonecrusher The Strong. The beer seller is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There is 1 customer in the beer seller. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Fig Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Playful Fig Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a typical sized, filthy-looking bucklery. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a patronizing orc named Dogl Mokcracker The Red. The bucklery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the bucklery. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Singing Thunderbird Dock Company [+] The Singing Thunderbird Dock Company is an average sized, filthy-looking shipyard. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a conspirational orc named Gabagh Armnor. The shipyard is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the shipyard. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Virgin Leather Goods [+] The Guinea Virgin Leather Goods is a huge, orderly-looking harness maker. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a gluttonous orc named Rrobd Headsnapper. The harness maker is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the harness maker. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Goblins Rug Shop [+] The Weary Goblins Rug Shop is a huge, disgusting-looking rugmaker. The building faces southwest with clean windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a scattered kobold named Rot. The rugmaker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the rugmaker. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Dungeon Shoppe [+] The Hilltop Dungeon Shoppe is a large, crowded-looking apothecary. The building faces northeast with many windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nihilistic bugbear named Tgemt Bigrender. The apothecary is known for varying prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, you smell damp earth, and you hear yelling from the back of the shop. There are 3 customers in the apothecary. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Badger Shop [+] The Blue Badger Shop is an average sized, messy-looking copyoffice. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an insecure dwarf named Arril Coldroad. The copyoffice is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the copyoffice. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Wine Vault [+] The Elven Wine Vault is a huge, smelly-looking bank. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a battle-ready bugbear named Tremt Biggloom. The bank is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, and you smell earth. There are 2 customers in the bank. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Flame Glass Crafters [+] The Lecherous Flame Glass Crafters is a typical sized, filthy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces northeast with small windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pacifistic bugbear named Nug Bonesnapper. The glassmaker hut is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you smell a burning forge, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 3 customers in the glassmaker hut. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Bull Arena [+] The Drifting Bull Arena is a small, disgusting-looking civic center. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a battle-ready bugbear named Rboten Giantstomach. The civic center is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the civic center. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Dead Shop [+] The Smithy Dead Shop is a small, damp-looking bakery. The building faces north with broken windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a nervous bugbear named Tgadr Foulbone. The bakery is known for unreasonable prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear a kitten mewing, you smell fresh flour, and you see hot buns. There are 2 customers in the bakery. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Red Riverside Work Camp [+] The Red Riverside Work Camp is a small, clean-looking jailhouse. The building faces north with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a cautious minotaur named Therath Quillvidol. The jailhouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Mug Lumber Mill [+] The Shining Mug Lumber Mill is an average sized, cluttered-looking lumbermill. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey minotaur named Bruius Icebash. The lumbermill is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the lumbermill. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Greyhound Temple [+] The Frosty Greyhound Temple is a large, crowded-looking church. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, many windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an exhausted kobold named Bit. The church is known for inexpensive prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear silence, you see elegent golden decorations all around, and you smell smell of blood. There are 4 customers in the church. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.