Welcome to Jonesmer Acres!

Jonesmer Acres is known for the following resources:

• A blessed mine inhabited by dangerous kittens that are visited frequently by locals.
• Endangered fruit fields that are hunted by kittens.
• Abundant parrot companies that are frequented by townspeople.
• Coconut harvests that are feared by witches. One might dig up piles of diamonds in a tomb nearby.

• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Elarigai Featherweave.
• Bored? A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Kish Rocktooth.
• A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Must be quick on your feet. Reward is a secret. Contact Rhul Backbreaker for more details.
• Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome toads required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khalssen heh Khalal.
• Looking for something new? Someone stole my peg leg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Skagar Strongmoor.
• Help Needed: Looking for something new? Seeking inter-planar messenger. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Masthul for more details.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Zagbig Neckbreaker.
• quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Grungan Icefinger.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Wot if intrigued.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yerzin seh Khalssen.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ilrigaen Aleanhunter if intrigued.
• Bounty for giant spiders, dead or alive. Reward available. Guild membership required. Contact Yip to learn more.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Aesvarinne Goldenbough.

• Danes Stanan is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre cobbler. He appears idealistic.
• Dan Sherough is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent chandler. She appears sick.
• Illartssa Tyrbow is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a renowned bowyer. He appears guarded.
• Dav Bernarough is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled glassmaker. She appears gosipy.
• Gorgin Marblekeep is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a mocked outfitter. She appears gambling.
• Drorin Coldslasher is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled weaponsmith. He appears patriotic.
• Abagan Broadcask is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled handyman. He appears loud.
• Dave Bartoson is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned wagoneer. It appears accusatory.
• Gordor Saltvein is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a mocked harness maker. She appears pious.
• Dan Corerton is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled scabbardmaker. He appears nosy.
• Danry Danell is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned ostler. She appears scattered.
• Ilellinne Firerisen is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted tavern. It appears melancholy.
• Davic Smithling is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent dyer. She appears melancholy.
• Drasab Legsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled tavern. She appears intimidating.
• Faerigtars Waverunner is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled cartwright. She appears boastful.
• Gwanalinne Riverglider is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled glassmaker. He appears drunken.

• Danry Browell, a nihilistic female half-orc. She is a barbarian who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Kozgugh Mokkiller, a jolly female half-orc. She is a wizard who is seeking honest work.
• Aeslaninne Bladerun, an easily offended male half-elf. He is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Dan Corsone, a prejudiced female half-elf. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Filvartel Bluewing, a lovelorn male half-elf. He is a fighter who is finding work as a healer.

These establishments worthy of mention in Jonesmer Acres:

• The Sterling Cavern Shoes Inc. [+] The Sterling Cavern Shoes Inc. is a small, orderly-looking shoe shop. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and clean windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful half-dwarf named Throgan Opalcloak. The shoe shop is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you see a kitten, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 3 customers in the shoe shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Turkey Shrine [+] The Frosty Turkey Shrine is a small, disgusting-looking church. The building faces northwest with a few windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-orc named Mickry Wilhews. The church is known for unreasonable prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you hear silence, and you see elegent golden decorations all around. There are 5 customers in the church. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Clowns Inc. [+] The Ruby Clowns Inc. is a typical sized, dirty-looking stable. The building faces south with small windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a grieving half-dwarf named Gorrun Coldstomach. The stable is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the stable. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Six Wolfhound Shipyard [+] The Six Wolfhound Shipyard is a typical sized, tidy-looking shipyard. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a patronizing half-orc named Mick Morford. The shipyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the shipyard. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Elves Shop [+] The Leaping Elves Shop is a large, tidy-looking cartwright. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, two windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a solemn half-orc named Dave Chrisall. The cartwright is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the cartwright. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Skull Shop [+] The Lazy Skull Shop is a large, messy-looking cartwright. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pious half-orc named Mhur Neckcracker. The cartwright is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the cartwright. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Pipe Brewery [+] The Mulled Pipe Brewery is an average sized, neat-looking brewery. The building faces northeast with three windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-elf named Larartaen Shadowstryke. The brewery is known for fair prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you hear laughing, you see piles of grain, and you smell hops and grain. There are 4 customers in the brewery. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Drunken Dog Jewelers [+] The Drunken Dog Jewelers is a typical sized, damp-looking jewelery store. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and tiny windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an idealistic half-dwarf named Jame Blackngton. The jewelery store is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the jewelery store. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Priest Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Priest Locksmith is a huge, filthy-looking locksmith. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding half-orc named Digg Skullkiller. The locksmith is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the locksmith. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Plaid Dwarves Hostel [+] The Plaid Dwarves Hostel is a normal sized, neat-looking hostel. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a clumsy half-orc named Klogl Headcracker. The hostel is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the hostel. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Ulcer Shoes Inc. [+] The Squalid Ulcer Shoes Inc. is a large, dusty-looking shoe shop. The building faces southwest with a few windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a scattered half-dwarf named Danic Bartoland. The shoe shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see a kitten, you hear silence, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 3 customers in the shoe shop. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Clowns Inc. [+] The Grumbling Clowns Inc. is a normal sized, crowded-looking woodshop. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and three windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy half-elf named Delrigava Nightmight. The woodshop is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the woodshop. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Bill Beer Garden [+] The Merry Bill Beer Garden is a typical sized, smelly-looking brewery. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an unreliable half-orc named Jam Francleton. The brewery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you hear laughing, and you see piles of grain. There are 5 customers in the brewery. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hanging Eagle Millers [+] The Hanging Eagle Millers is a huge, neat-looking mill. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gambling half-dwarf named Don Andrwell. The mill is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the mill. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Nomad Inc. [+] The Grumbling Nomad Inc. is a large, cluttered-looking woodshop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-elf named Mickry Colewicz. The woodshop is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the woodshop. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Yawning Reform School [+] The Furious Yawning Reform School is a small, filthy-looking school. The building faces north with a few windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a mopey half-dwarf named Adabin Stonehelm. The school is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the school. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.